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Saturday, August 26, 2006


REDSTONE'S WIFE MAY HAVE LEAD TO THE CRUISE FIRING.

Paula Fortunato, the 40 year old junior to Viacom’s titular Chairman of the board, may have had her husband ear- that lead to break-up, of one of the most profitable relationships in movie history. She told him that Cruiser's “weird” Scientology beliefs: were out of line with the mainstream and may have turned off his strongest fan base-female moviegoers.



While everyone in the Hollywood know, agrees his comments were unprofessional and cold. His wife’s comments may have echoing, what most “normal” people having have been feeing about Cruise for years now. That he has gone off the deep on his faith and turned into a scary control freak in the process.

When she heard his views on women should be working out and taking vitamins to aleavate post-partum depression sealed the coffin on his fate with ladies.

Friday, August 18, 2006



THIS DAILY SHOW REPORTER COULD SAVE CBS $550 MILLION!!

CBS is yet again, trying to appeal the decision over the "wardrobe malfunction" to the FCC. There maybe one way to WIN this case and indecency has nothing to do with it.

According to Lewis Black, host of the "Back in Black" segment on the gonzo news comedy- all CBS has to do is prove that America DIDN'T really see a breast on that fateful Superbowl Sunday.

His CD-Luther Burbank Performing Arts Center Blues, contains his almost scientific theory on the matter. The comic claimed for this so-called indecent act to commence, the nipples must be FULLY exposed to the public. Since Janet WAS wearing those weird S&M nipple clamps, Jackson displayed ONLY full cleavage (which of course) IS NOT against the law. "If you don't have a nipple...You don't have a (breast,)" the fussy comic declared.

He also remarked humorously that he used VCRS and Tivo to break his theory, only to confirm that he NEVER saw a nipple, just those silver tassels that totally hid the goods.


Also, the fact the women and feminists have laid down- like a whore on the matter, is truly amazing. Since they are being told that a women's beauty is worth less than a million dollar touchdown.

It's uncanny for Americans to still be obsessed about this, after all this time. That the American people couldn't handle, a breast of peace during a simulated game of war is absolutely pathtetic "in the land of free."

Saturday, August 12, 2006


ELEEN POMPEO’S BITCHINESS CAUSE STRESS AT GREY'S ANATOMY.

The actress is demanding star treatment on what is supposed to be ensemble show. She made demands ranging from: wanting to be interviewed alone, wanting to be carried around the set (like a child) due to a recent sprained ankle, and wanting Desperate Housewives type money ($200K an episode.)

Fans of the monster medical soap may have been tiped off to her dangerous, diva behavior on hidden camera gem, Punked. When the starlet threatened many times-during the segment to outright kill the waitress for playfully flirting with her boyfriend.

The antics of Jordan Grey (named after the color created for Jill Hennessy on Crossing Jordan) are putting the formerly harmonious set on greater edge; after the hit program found out it was doing battle with TV’s # 1 scripted hour CSI: Prime (Las Vegas) & Game show sensation Deal or No Deal.

Her “arrogant attitude is getting on people's nerves,” and these demands are even more outrageous in the fact that Sandra Oh (Arli$$, the acclaimed Sideways) and Patrick Dempsey (Run, Scream 3) are bigger stars and “more accomplished” actors, said show Insiders.

The Executive Producer of this opus, Shonda Rhimes is contemplating eliminating the character and have either Oh or the mother with Alzheimer’s disease take over the voice over hosting of the show and spin the storyline in new directions, the unnamed sources stated.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006


HUFFMAN OR CROSS MAYBE ON CHERRY'S CHOPPING BLOCK.

TV Guide confirmed that Creator Mark Cherry intended to "kill" one the main leads on Desperate Housewives, by the end of February sweeps. When production started back up about two weeks ago, their trailers were brought down to the main stages. Eva Longoria, Nikki Sheridan, & Teri Hatcher's trailers were normal-with show's logo & names on them, as usual (though Hatcher's character's last name was now misspelled.)

When Cross & Huffman's vehicles were brought, even they were the same ones as last year- the logo/name plate was missing. Their was just a little piece of gaffer's tape with their alter ego's first name only, on it (Lynette & Bree.)

Cherry was made no secret, though the show that he hates his mom, though Cross has arguably given the best and most consistent performance on the show. While Mrs. William H. Macy has been making award winning performances on TV & Film- her role has diminished into a intellectual version of Alexis (on the show) and seen her popularity drop badly, especially after the much maligned second season.

This decision is even sadder, since the housewives were all traveling together (in the same golf cart) in earnest enjoyment of each other's company. This was around dusk (they had night shots to complete) and all were dressed in elegant evening wear, except Nikki who was in a tight top and Daisy Duke type shorts. Sheridan even got off to digitally snap a photo of old set with lake in front of it.

Later.