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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Monday, March 24, 2008

THAT LEATHER-HEAD BEAUTY, RENEE ZELLWEGER TALKS...
BEN AFFLECK REAR ENDS #1 FAN ,WHILE FILMING MOVIE IN WASHINGTON.
Source:Reliable Source-CNN

State of Play's Ben Affleck, was in D.C. working with Russell Crowe and Rachel
McAdams. A Kate House, caused an auto accident with the movie Daredevil, that became the thrill of her life.

Her Honda Accord hit the back of his FBI-colored SUV- after her doctor's appointment. The movie pin-up boy- lead the Average Jane to his place....so they could exchange auto info. House happily screamed "It was Ben Afflek!," after the star helped her out of her car.

He then asked her, had she "been reading about (his new movie)" when she tearfully demanded, to know why so had the good fortune to talk with him. She then stated that "I had just seen 'Gone Baby Gone,' and I told him how much I loved
that."

Affleck retorted "Take care of yourself, and take care of that car. Don't cry anymore, it's all right."
House declared- this is the best of her celebrity encounters to CNN. Why? Well those David Spade like stars (Back in Los Angeles,) were "usually pretty obnoxious," but proclaimed Mr. Jennifer Garner "was so, so sweet."
PARIS HILTON PARTIES IN SOUTH AFRICA: AFRICANS ALLOWED TO ATTEND.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Tuesday, March 11, 2008


KRISTEN KREUK WILL BE CHUN-LI NOW, IN LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO STREET FIGHTER MOVIE.

The lovely Smallville titan, will attempt to fill out the early years of slutty, but stylish marital arts mistress. How she first got involved with semi-legal prize fighting and how that turned her into the cartwheel kicking, Connie Chung type-that has graced the game series every since.

Rumors persist that X-Men: United vixen Kelly Hu was the original choice, but had to drop out to complete work on two independent movies,62 Pick Up and The Tournament.

Also, Micheal Clarke Duncan (The Green Mile Oscar winner and Daredevil kingpin) will be The Mike Tyson-ish boxer Balrog. Will he be friend or foe? One of the male members of the Black eyed peas is negotiating to play a lesser,violent part in the flick.
JUDGE ORDERS BRITNEY SPEARS TO SURVIVE ON $1500 A WEEK..ON A DEBIT CARD!!

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Monday, March 03, 2008


PLAYER HATERS-
THAT A-HOLE GUY...THAT USED TO BE MARRIED TO EVA LONGORIA (THE FAKE ONE, ON THE SHOW.)

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Alleged scumbag actor and Desperate Housewives B- actor, Ricardo Chavira, apparently attacked a customer whom he didn't even know, at video game store at City Walk. The customer was leaving the store, as the thespian thought he was being recognized again. But, the man silently walk past the pretty boy, one time Monk villain.

The ass replied to the non-existent slight- by saying, "Well it it isn't the tooth fairy." The man didn't reply to the statement,except to angrily star back- in the ugly face of simulated, televised evil. Then,the man looked down in sad disgust, at Chavira's daughter, to whom he was teaching institutionalized homophobia.

The man relieved that, while no macho man, was NOT GAY! He didn't even know, who Carlos Solis was? He admitted, like most real men "stopped watching the show regularly after the first" landmark season of middle aged, sex fest soap.
SEMI-PRO TOPS AND AMY ADAMS TRIES FOR A SECOND HIT MOVIE.

Later.