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Thursday, May 28, 2009






















RETURN OF ANCHORMAN LEGEND, RON BURGUNDY TO CONTINUE!!

Comedic actor, Will Ferrell confirmed- he is moving forward with a sequel, to the famed media parody about smug,semi-dim witted TV host- who succeeds in spite of himself.

He told this to the Australian press- while whoring himself out for
Land of the Lost. He will "discuss ideas with Paul Rudd and
Steve Carell-next week."

The Great Recession be damned- he's going to talk about salaries upfront- with the studio heads "[Because] believe me, I'm not taking a pay-cut. No way!"

Also, Christian Applegate is expected to return (as Veronica Corningstone) after her ABC show was cancelled- and for lack of "nothing better to do," for the breast cancer survivor.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


























BOA VISTA'S THRID MAARAGE IS DOA.
SOURCE- wenn.com


CSI: Miami star Eva La Rue has become the latest celebrity to fall
victim of the marriage magazine cover curse - she has called off her
nuptials.The twice-wed actress was hoping to make it third time lucky
when she exchanged vows with seafood businessman Joe Cappuccio - and
cooed about her big plans in the winter 2009 issue of InStyle Wedding.


She also appeared on the cover of the publication, wearing a gown
similar to the one she hoped to wear when she became Mrs Cappuccio.


But, like Courtney Thorne-Smith and Kelly Rowland before her, La Rue
hasn't been able to make good on her wedding magazine plans - there
will be no ceremony.


Speaking to Los Angeles DJ Valentine, the actress reveals, "I got a
beautiful ring out of it (and) he was a good guy.


"Everybody's got issues and everybody's got patterns. Our issues and
patterns just buttered up against each other... Some people are
capable of breaking through these issues and patterns and some people
aren't.


"And, when it becomes an issue of commitment... I think they run deep
and I should have known it (marriage) wasn't going to come to
fruition. You do that girl thing, where you think, 'Maybe I'm
different'... I got hurt."


La Rue was previously married to her All My Children co-star John
Callahan and actor John O'Hurley.

WRITER-DIRECTOR JOSS WHEDON, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR AND ALL THE SCOBBIES- SCREWED OUT OF NEW BUFFY MOVIE!!
-Owner F. Rubel Kuzui to relaunch Star Trek/T4 style- but isn't she responsible for the Pre-Clueless Mega-flop version of Summers (which killed Kristy Swanson's career)from the early '90s?


From MovieWeb:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer may be heading to the big screen, in what is being labeled a remake or relaunch, rather than a sequel or prequel.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, "Buffy" creator Joss Whedon is not involved and the project is not set up at a studio, but Roy Lee and Doug Davison of Vertigo Entertainment are in talks with original movie director Fran Rubel Kuzui and her husband, Kaz Kuzui to bring this remake to theaters.

While Whedon is the person most associated with "Buffy," Kuzui and her Kuzui Enterprises have held onto the rights since the beginning, when she discovered the "Buffy" script from then-unknown Whedon. She developed the script while her husband put together the financing to make the 1992 movie, which was released by Fox.

Kuzui later teamed with Gail Berman, then president of Sandollar Television, bringing back Whedon to make the TV series, which was produced by Fox TV and launched on the WB in 1997. Kuzui and Sandollar received executive producer credits on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff, Angel.

The new "Buffy" film, however, would have no connection to the TV series, nor would it use popular supporting characters like Angel, Willow, Xander or Spike. Vertigo and Kuzui are looking to restart the story line without trampling on the beloved existing universe created by Whedon, putting the parties in a similar situation faced by Paramount, J.J. Abrams and his crew when relaunching Star Trek.

One of the underlying ideas of "Buffy" allows Vertigo and Kuzui to do just that: that each generation has its own vampire slayer to protect it. The goal would be to make a darker, event-sized movie that would, of course, have franchise potential.
KANYE WEST AND RIHANNA, DOING IT WELL.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Monday, May 18, 2009



MEL GIBSON'S WIFE KNOWS ABOUT HIS LOVE CHILD.

Lethal girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant
with Mel Gibson's child.
Gibson's estranged wife, Robyn, and
the Gibby's kids- have been informed, about the event and Grigorieva is in the second
trimester. Oksana is now living in a home, purchased for her by Gibson. After she left her former home- provided by ex-lover producer and songwriter- David Foster.
NEW TREK FREEDOM BABE, ZOE SALDANA.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009


IS ANGIE JOLIE WOES W/ BRAD,BECOMING SALT IN THE WOUND.
-Action actress maybe self-mutilating again.

Is Angelina Jolie is "a complete mess!?," Unknown crew people said that,on the set of her current action opus-Salt. They claim that Mrs. Smith is "slowly breaking down" and "spending hours at a time alone in her trailer...and is barely eating."

The sources stated "She keeps forgetting her lines and she’s been shaking and staring into space. In fact, it’s been so bad that some crew members have suspected
she’s using drugs, although that’s out of the question."

Finally, they claim that- she is a real trooper when dealing with her hubby and children. At her trailer, she apparently been listening to Jessica Andrew's Who I Am continuously "and rarely sleeps."

As to the cutting, Jolie has been accused of self-harm before-with her last intended, Billy Bob Thorton. Producers have become concerned that, after her acting, Jolie might slice her prime assets (lips, face ,breasts ;etc.)

They suspect ex-lover and nemesis Jenni Aniston is somehow providing the potential Andrew's induced Karma? As Jolie, one night overplayed the song- while heard loud enough to be, angrily sobbing.

Monday, May 04, 2009


NBC'S APPARENTLY HATED CHIEF BEN SILVERMAN- PRIVATELY RENEWS CHUCK FOR NEXT SEASON.

The network exec sported a Fu Man Chu beard, as he reassured "insiders",fans and advertisers, particular Subway- that the pop-culture based spy-com will return for a full third season for 22 episodes.
The sandwich chain appeared so much- they might become a producer of the show, next year. Silverman also told these people in confidence that Old School Law & Order (currently Tony Andersen's era)and Medium will return, allegedly in case Jay Leno's prime-time talk show fails, as expected.

Later.