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CELEBRITY APOLOGY- JOHN CENA (NEW SEGMENT.)

"I'm Sorry," said the WWE wrestling champ John Cena, after shifting his head nervously.

The handicapped source, was at a Pasadena Bar in a hotel,doing research for film review at a nearby theatre. The nerdy waiter was ignoring him, for over an hour. Then, while looking at the cellphone web browser,the dorky bus boy,passes by on his way to the kitchen and made a homophobically snide remark.

The source answered back in a equally Trumpian manner,as he had no choice.The handicapped black man, then asked another waiter,an Asian gentleman for a pen.The waiter gave it to him.

After about 20 minutes, the source started to leave his table,and the nerdy waiter returned and passed right by him, with a smirk across his face. The source in playfully angry manner- pantomimed he'd like to stab the prick with the pen. He then stopped, thinking he didn't wanted taken the wrong way, but it was too late.

Near the front desk, the wanna be Rock- was checking in into the hotel and saw the gesture. The busybody, failed Marine star, assuming a black man was about to attack, pointing him out to clerks and called over the waiter- to tell him what the man had done.

The handicapped guy walked over to the bar, and handed the pen back to the Asian bartender. "Thank You," as he handed the pen back and the bartender who nodded in agreement.

When the handicapped turned around to leave. The scumbag wrestler was shocked to see- the source was handicapped by his crutch from his broken foot. He clearly couldn't see that,when he began warning the staff about the slow moving, handicapped, black man.

Worse, the pedestrian ex marine- was in a fighting stance, ready to strike the man, about a situation he had NO knowledge before attempting, to make the matter violent.

When the bronze bastard, realized he absolutely wrong and was about hand the black man- a multimillion dollar lawsuit, he dropped his stance amongst the confused and now worried staff members. As he shifted nervously and dropped his head and then slowly raised it, with a more somber accomodating tone and he stated,"...I'm sorry."

The source was barely aware of how disgustingly close, Cena was too
him and how much Cena wanted to get his hands on him. The handicapped man  finished his turn to the exit and left to go to work, deconstructing his movie.     

MILA KUNIS PARENTS RETIRE -WITH FULL BENEFITS- FROM THEIR "REGULAR" JOBS.

LARRY DAVID'S "STOP AND CHAT" WITH FANS.

CELEBRITY Q AND A: MATT DAMON.

A Downtown Los Angeles Hotel waiting room, with a big flat screen TV.


Matt Damon: Who's winning? (NBA Finals Game 3)
Data Hard: Miami is ahead by 8 pts.

Damon: Really?!

Data: Yeah, they were ahead by- almost 15 at one point.

Damon uses his smart phone, to confirm the statement.

Damon: That is amazing. I heard the Spurs were on fire.

Data: In the fourth quarter, the Spurs just got tired...gave up or something.

They both watch the game, for few minutes.

Damon: Oh, I gotta go...I'm Matt Damon,by the way.

I nod knowingly, as Miami has scored- another impressive 3 pointer.

Damon: (as the ball is slam dunked) Damn. See Ya!

Data: Take Care.

Data Hard continues watching the game, glad he didn't bet anything Spurs.
 

CROOK LL COOL INJURED GOT ARRAIGNED.

DID BELLA KNOW- EDWARD WAS PARTYING WITH LILO LAST NIGHT?

A TITAN ABOUT TO BE SMACKDOWNED, BY KATNISS EVERDEEN.

CRACK WHACKED WHITNEY,THEN SHE DROWNED.

GOD CALLS WHITNEY HOUSTON HOME, JUST BEFORE HER COMEBACK.

NICKI MINAJ GETS KNOCKED OUT IN DALLAS?

CHARLIE SHEEN'S LATEST WHORE CAN SPEAK.

JUSTIN LONG IS CHECKING IN.

MR. CAREY LEAVING "REG BEV WIL" AND SONY PICTURES.