Wednesday, April 30, 2008

PATRICK DEMPSEY IS MADE OF HONOR.
EX DAILY SHOW REPORTER IMPLIES- ASTON KUTCHER TRIED TO SCREW A MONKEY WHILE FEEDING IT.
DEPARTING CSI STAR ARRESTED AND ONLY HORRIBLE THINGS SHOULD HAPPEN TO EVIL, BUT DEFLATABLE MARIO LOPEZ.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Monday, April 28, 2008

DID MILEY CYRUS POSE TOPLESS AND BABY MAMA CRUSHES HAROLD AND KUMAR.
SUMMER GLAU TERMINATES PAPS AT AVALON.
RACING TO SPEED'S PREMIERE.

Friday, April 25, 2008


EX-L WORD, CYBIL SHEPARD WILL GET PSYCHED WITH DULE HILL AND JAMES RODAY ON USA.

The former Moonlighting and current L Word star will bow for two show for the smug, detective comedy. Her alter ego is a psychoanalyst and liberal "free spirit"- who returns mess with her ex (co-star and game show host Corbin Bernsen) and use her love of her son to get her own way.
GARY COLEMAN DIVORCES, BRITISH LAW WON'T LEAVE AMY WINEHOUSE ALONE,ALONE,ALONE, AND PAN'S MAZE DIRECTOR TAKES ON MIDDLE EARTH.
WESLEY SNIPES GETS 3 YRS. AT CLUB FED AND MADONNA TRIES TO HELP AFRICANS.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

AMERICAN IDOL BASHER, SIMON COWELL
J. LO TO PROVE HER MOTHERING SKILLS ON TLC NET.
A BABY MAMA IN TRIBECA!
ALIAS CREATOR ON NEW STAR TREK:TOS FILM.
MORE ON HAROLD & KUMAR 2
THE BEAR THAT WRESTLED JACKIE MOON, HIS 911 CALL ABOUT THE PEOPLE HE KILLED.
TAVIS SMILEY SPEAKS WITH THAT POTHAD A-HOLE- JOHN CHO

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

NICOLE KIDMAN TO STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMAN (BUT NOT MEN) AND BEYONCE/JAY Z MAKE IT OFFICIAL (FOR THOSE THAT STILL CARE.)
ASHTON PUNKS CAMERON IN VEGAS, BY WAY OF LONDON.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

TOMCAT WILL NOT SPLIT-GOOD.
EVEN THOUGH SHE IS NOT AN ADULT, MILEY CYRUS TO PUBLISH HER MEMOIRS.
LILO'S SISTER HAUNTING HER AT THE BOX OFFICE,ALREADY?
SCARLETT JOHANSSON FORCED OUT OF ROLE (DUE TO AGEISM AND BRITISH PATERNALISM,) ABOUT TO RELEASE HER OWN CD.

Monday, April 21, 2008

HARRISON FORD ON INDY 4.
PRES. BUSH DECIDES TO DESTROY DEAL OR NO DEAL, AS BADLY AS HE DID IRAQ.
OPRAH'S AFRICAN TRAIL AND JORDIN SPARKS TOUR POSTPONED.

Saturday, April 19, 2008


EXCLUSIVE EXPOSE: HOMOPHOBIA WATCH-AMERICAN GLADIATORS.

The crowd could feed of the anti-gay feelings being submitted by the show. In a subtle manner by Layla Ali, in attacking someone she thought she knew "Thanking you for coming out" and pausing a long time and stating "you know how I mean that."

She later attacked the lone audience member ,who refused to speak to bigots in crowd and on the show. The non-union crowd,taunted him with their shared laughter and sadistically, assumed gay beliefs about the gentlemen as Ali stated repeatedly "I really believe you like dick!" Even thought the man was only interested in the female contenders and gladiators- whom he watched intently watched, as they entered and exited the field.

Even Ali was not immune to her own torment as the bullying, bitch, boxer champ, had screamed at her- from the crowd several times: "We all know you have a dick, Layla!"

In a passive-aggressive manner by Hulk Hogan, who at least tried to be kind to one on-camera, openly gay contestant. In fact, the contestant apparently out himself, when he saw how the lone audience member was treated.Unfortunately, after the crowd celebrated this, one unattractive light skinned black lady- then demanded the lone abused, crowd member out himself- in order to satisfy the hate speech and gaydar of the crowd.

In addition, the show itself didn't do itself any favors when one of the male glads, walked out on spiked, frosted hair AND about a third of it pink. He later made comments about that seem to indicate- he was dying to attack the openly gay player- in Power ball. When the play finally commenced- the the two players made no attempt to tackle each other. Whether this showed discretion, unattractiveness or even latent heterosexuality on their parts, is unknown.

Still,Hogan may helped Ali (in a follow-up story,involving his slutty, daughter Brooke,) a audience host named Robert gleefully helped to create this hostile work environment on this person (every one in is paid for their participation,including the audience-since 12-16 hrs day are common AT minimum wage-NO overtime) and against other audience members, who were just trying to do their job and "pretend" to enjoy the show.

Friday, April 18, 2008

GABRIELLE UNION, ANA ORTIZ AND ANGIE HARMON GO NUDE FOR GOOD CAUSE.
THE HOFF SCREWED IN COURT FOR $25K MONTHLY AND SPEARS TO PAY HER OWN LAWYERS $400K!!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

ROB LOWE IN 60 SECONDS.
FOR THE NEXT 88 MINS.+ ,CAMERON DIAZ WILL BE IN MORNING.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

IS THE IRON MAN TRAILER GOING TO BE BETTER THAN THE FILM?
IS ASHLEY SIMPSON PREGNANT?
PRIEST STALKS COMIC CONAN O'BRIEN (NO JOKE.)

Monday, April 14, 2008


REALITY SHOW PRODUCER ARRESTED- FOR KIDNAPPING OF FOUR WOMEN.

In Florida, Marc Brilleman, a struggling reality show producer and Creator of "From Pauper to Princess," was arrested on false imprisonment and unpaid wages for his four female contestants that totaled five weeks.

The show's premise "was to build the eight women's self-esteem and help them grow physically, mentally and spiritually." Like Big Brother, the ladies were to live together- on camera, in order to build dramatic tension. Brillemean was apparently finalizing a deal to sell the show, to one of the major network- when the players decide to go on strike of the show- by leaving it early.

The man blocked their exit and locked the doors shut- when he learned of the mutinity. They have been their since Feb. 2008 and could leave recently on weekends, to be with their families. When the cops came after being called, Brillieman said point-blank, the women were under contract and were being "disciplained."

The wanna-be Mark Burnett posted a $3000 bond on his release, a few hours later.
AFTER 30 DAYS OF BLISS, BRITNEY BACK IN THE NEWS AND CATE'S NOTE OF A BABY'S SCREAM.
ROBOT SLUT NO. 6 SPEAKS- ABOUT FINAL YEAR OF BATTLESTAR G.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

TRUDY MONK SPEAKS FROM HER OFFICE.
MISCHA BARTON GETS PAROLE.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

ASHLEY SIMPSON IS THE NEXT NEWLYWED AND ANTI-FEMINISTS TRY HARD TO FORCE OUT KATIE COURIC.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

TOM CRUISE: GODFATHER? MILEY CYRUS TO BUY A PORCHE AND CAMERON DIAZ F&$#@ GERALD BUTLER?
FIND OUT BELOW.
YOUNG XENA TYPE ON NCIS, PAULEY PERRETTE INVESTIGATES DOG MURDER.
SINGER TONI BRAXTON REST UP.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

PAM ANDERSON NOW, WHORES IT UP ON E! NET.
JIMMY KIMMEL MATCHES ARSENIO'S LEGACY-1000 SHOWS (5 YEARS)
MAN KILLER ROSEANNE ARQUETTE- LEAVES PANDA EXPRESS TYPE LOCATION.
CAR DANCE WARS: MADONNA VS. JUSTIN.

Monday, April 07, 2008

CLOONEY FUMBLES AND CHUCK HESTON IS WITH GOD NOW.
GRINDHOUSE PUGILIST,ROSARIO DAWSON EXITS A FOX TAIL.
WHOA! THE STREET KINGS PREMIERE.

Friday, April 04, 2008

PLAYBOY PLAYMATE'S GOLF TOURNEY.
KELLY RIPA AND KATHY LEE SQUARE OFF AND AGENT 99'S BOYFRIEND OUT ON BAIL.
MADONNA SUCKS ON HER HARD CANDY- WITH TIMBERLAND AND TIMBERLAKE.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

50 CENT, A BASTARD TO HIS EX AND SON.
SEXY ANNE HATHAWAY: RELISHES IN HER CHANCE TO...GET SMART.
JERRY SEINFELD HATES THE DRAKE AND DEATH. PLUS, "NICE" BORAT NEWS.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

EVA MENDES IS BACK FROM REHAB AND BEYONCE IS MARRING THE UGLY RAPPER GUY.
HAYDEN PANETTIERE GETS HUMANITARIAN AWARD AND MADONNA SPEAKS OUT ON GREEN ISSUES.
VICTORIA'S SECRET SWIMSUIT EDITION!!

Tuesday, April 01, 2008


LETTERMAN TO POUNCE ON LENO'S GAY BAITING JOKES TO RYAN PHILLIPPE.

"In talking about Ryan's first role, I realize that what I said came
out wrong," said top late-night talk show host Jay Leno, after a series of gay jokes about recently divorced, Ryan Phillippe's first acting gig as "the first gay teen on a Soap Opera."

Leno continues: "I certainly didn't mean any malice. I agree it was a dumb
thing to say, and I apologize."

Seven days ago, Leno dared the Gosford Park thespian- to give the camera "his gayest look" as the man ripped from Reese Witherspoon's loins stated- "Wow, That is so something I don't want to do." When Leno continued, the Cruel Intentions star threatened to bolt the show on the air, if he continued.

The gay advocacy group GLADD took NBC's #1 host to task. GLAAD President Neil G. Giuliano proclaimed ,"Under the guise of comedy, the talk-show host is demonstrating a lack of respect for the gay community and insensitivity to both his
co-workers and the audience, to whom he owes an apology." "We are proud of Ryan for refusing to participate in Leno's thoughtless attempt at humor,"
NATASHA HENSTRIDGE MENTIONS KID ROCK IN PASSING.
21 LUCKY ENOUGH TO CRUSH WHO- AT THE BOX OFFICE
JESSICA SIMPSON ILL AND PATRICK DEMPSEY TO FRONT FOR...AVON?