Friday, May 30, 2008

BLAKE LIVELY ON NEXT SEASON'S GOSSIP GIRL.
WARMED OVER NEWS:SYD POLLACK DIED AND THE CANNES AWARDS.
SANJAYA MALAKAR TRIES TO SELL PUBLIC ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN HIS LOUSY SINGING AND STEVEN TYLER ON REHAB.
MORE BLAME ON HOW KIM CATRALL, MESSED UP MAKING OF SEX....MOVIE.
-Story confirms Cynthia Nixon, became an L word during the shoot.
BRITNEY SPEARS PARTIES WITH KIM KAR.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS ALREADY PREGNANT.
ELIZA ON JOSS IN THE DOLLHOUSE.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

KIRSTEN DUNST REVEAL TRUTH BEHIND HER REHAB.
INDY CRUSHES ALL COMERS AT BOX OFFICE,BUT JUST MISSED THE RECORD BOOKS.

Monday, May 26, 2008

SEXY GWEN STAFANI GIVE TWO PARTIES FOR SON.
SEACREST IN...TALKS WITH CNN (PARTIAL CONFIRMATION.)

Friday, May 23, 2008

JOHN McCAIN "RESPECTFULLY" WANTS NOTHING TO DO W/ ELLEN'S MARRIAGE AND THE APPEAL OF WES SNIPES KEEPS HIM OUT OF JAIL, FOR NOW.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

SNIPES TO START JAIL TIME IN EARLY JUNE AND MADDONA:FILMMAKER CONTINUES.
COOK BEATS THE FAVORITE, DAVE A. TO BECOME MILLION $ IDOL.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


BRANGELI-NA GETS TWO-FISTED OVER POTENTIAL BABY NAMES
-She wants to name her offspring after characters, that oil-wrestled against Gabrielle and Aphrodite, in an episode of Xena:Warrior Princess.

The twins are due in August 19,2008 (Thanks, secret gossip warriors Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman) and plan for France to reap a financial windfall for having the babies there.

Jolie has apparently told friends that since she "is a Gemini, which means she is strong, passionate." So,she wants to name the babies after "the twins that make up
Gemini, Castor and Pollux (the brothers of Helen of Troy." Also, the names of the evil brothers in Face/Off.)

An angrily, unhappy Pitt spoke with his more manly friends. The "earthy" director Guy Ritchie and macho action God- Jason Statham. They all agree that naming children after "a British cuss word" is cruel and inhuman and "is doing everything in his power to dissuade his wife
from naming one of the twins after a set of testicles."

Brad fears the kid would be- mercilessly taunted in school and wants to provide some normalcy for his new sires, by giving them less weird name than "Zahara, Maddox and
Shiloh Pitt."
JESSICA ALBA MARRIES LUCKY S.O.B, CASH WARREN.
NARNIA UNDERWHELMS AT THE BOX OFFICE.
FOR ONLY THE SECOND TIME, A WOMAN WINS DANCING WITH THE STARS.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

CAN A GIRL FINALLY WIN CORRUPT, DANCING...STARS?

THE FIRST IMAGES OF "JOSS WHEDON'S DOLLHOUSE."

Monday, May 19, 2008

A. SIMPSON MARRIED AND INDY'S PREMIERE.

Friday, May 16, 2008

ELLEN TO WED CRAPPY ACTRESS, PORTIA DE ROSSI.
THE CW'S BEVERLY HILLS GOSSIP PARTY.
IT'S INDY'S TIME AT CANNES.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

MR. CAREY LEAVING "REG BEV WIL" AND SONY PICTURES.
ANNE HECHE'S LOSS OF SHOW- HELPS HER WITH HER CHILD SUPPORT (!?) PAYMENTS IN COURT.
NBC STARS-ON NEXT SEASON.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

JACK BLACK KICKS IT IN CANNES
BRANGELINA TO HAVE, THREE SELF MADE KIDS- IN THEIR U.N. FAMILY OF LOVE.
DENNIS QUAID TELLS GREEDY, LEGAL,DRUG DEALERS TO GO STUFF IT-IN FRONT OF CONGRESS.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

A PHOTO SHOOT FOR SAM WHO?

MTV'S NET SLUT

LOHAN AND PINK NEWS

A WHITE BOY ENTERS LATE NIGHT ARENA-NO WOMAN OR NEXT GEN ARSENIOS REQUIRED.

Monday, May 12, 2008

SPEED KICKBOXING WITH TRIXIE!
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IRON MAN OVERDRIVES RACER AND LEAVES VEGAS...IN THE DUST.
BAD GIRLS CLUB MEMBER, JULIET FROM LOST.

Friday, May 09, 2008

UBER BITCH LIZ BERKLEY PLUGS HER DANCE SHOW.
INSIGHT ON HOW "NICAREY" HAPPENED.
R. KELLY'S PORN TRIAL IS ON.
BRITNEY: LEVEL 2 ON...YOUR MOTHER.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

DMX AND AMY WINEHOUSE RUN AFOUL OF THE LAW.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

COURTNEY COX-AFTER DINNER
K-FED AND SPEARS IN COURT AGAIN, WITH NO MAJOR CHANGES IN THE WORKS

Monday, May 05, 2008


THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL (BLOND) TO WED X-MEN: ORIGINS, DEADPOOL.

The Nine's demi-god actor Ryan Reynolds, has proposed to upcoming Mary Queen of
Scotts monarch Scarlett Johansson. The May-December romance (She's 23, He's 31) will commence when they clear their schedules enough- to set a wedding date.

Reynolds was seriously connected to singer Alanis Morissette and was allegedly dating League of Extraordinary Gentleman vamp, Peta Wilson.This was confirmed by Scarlett's publicist Marcel Pariseau.
MRS. BRODERICK DISHES ON CITY SEX.
DIDDY EARNS STAR ON HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.
LINDSEY LOHAN WILL BE ON THE UGLY BETTY SEASON FINALE (AND THE FIRST FIVE SHOWS NEXT YEAR!)

Sunday, May 04, 2008

DENZEL LEAVES P.DIDDY'S PARTY.

Friday, May 02, 2008

HOLLYWOOD'S SEXIEST AND HAPPIEST.
TOM CRUISE TO JUMP ON OPRAH COUCH AGAIN AND MIMI BECOME THE BLACK BRITNEY-MARRIES UNDERCLASSMAN!!

Thursday, May 01, 2008

THE BRIDE FACES STALKER IN COURT.
MILEY CYRUS: THE GAME
TOM WELLING: DIRECTOR.
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES AT CHARITY FUNCTION.
I CONTROLLED TOMMY VERCETTI, YOU'RE NO TOMMY V.!
IS NICK CANNON DOING MIMI?
IRON MAN'S ROB DOWNEY JR. CAN'T CONFIRM, WHY GWEN PALTROW IS SUCH A SELF-CENTERED,ARROGANT BITCH.
THE AWESOME VIRGINA MADSEN- FOLLOWS VANESSA WILLIAMS AND JAMIE LEE CURTIS- IN ADMITTING TO USING, SOME PLASTIC SURGERY TO EXTEND HER YOUTH.