THAT BLACK BASTARD THAT -ATTACKED RETURNING GHOST-BUSTER STAR, RICK MORANIS- IS NOW ARRESTED.

WHEN HE REALIZED JOE BIDEN WOULD SAVE AMERICA- ALEX TREBEK CHECKED OFF THE EARTH.

BRAD PITT'S CURRENT MAY-DECEMBER ROMANCE, IN THE TOILET.

FAST & FURIOUS DIES OUT, IN 2 MORE FILMS AND STARLORD IS THE AVENGERS WORST CHRIS?!

ROCKAPELLA: "LORI LOUGHLIN...IN JAIL!"

QUIBI SUCKS AND IS OUT OF BUSINESS NOW!