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MAYBE THE SO-CALLED MAGAts- GAVE DAVE CHAPPELLE COVID.

MICROSOFT REVERSED INSANE PRICE HIKE-ON X-BOX LIVE-DUE TO BACKLASH.

SUCK IT, J. LO! HERE'S U @ DA JOE BIDEN INAUGURAL. TALK TO US,YOU ARROGANT ASS-IF DON'T WANT A "PUBLIC" CLIP USED.

FORMER CNN TALKER KINGPIN, LARRY KING- TAKES A MORNING SLOT IN HEAVEN.

WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BANKED (W/ INTEREST,) X-BOX LIVE SCREWS PLAYERS W/- TOO HIGH SCUMBAG PRICES!

TWO HIT RAP WONDER SOULJA BOY, GOT ME TOO-ED.

WHAT PATRICK STEWART WANTS FOR PICARD, YEAR 2.

LADY GAGA KILLS GOLDEN GOOSE AND SINGS WELL, FOR NEW PRES. JOE BIDEN.

"ANNIE" HATHAWAY IS SO FOLKSY, OFF STAGE.

REAL NEWS: NEW PRES. BIDEN, FINALLY GETS SHOT AT RUNNING THE WHITE HOUSE.

MUSICALLY TALENTED MURDERER, PHIL SPECTOR- MAYBE ON THE ROAD TO HELL TODAY.

MUSICIAN DR. DRE, IN ICU -OVER BRAIN CLOTTING ISSUES.

MICHAEL KEATON RETURNS AS THE MAIN BATMAN, IN NEW TRILOGY.

EX-BOND GIRL TANYA ROBERTS, BECOMES THAT 70s ANGEL AGAIN.

BIPOLAR LADY BOXER SUCCEEDS, W/ 2 WAYS HOME.