WARNER BROS. TOLD THE GAY FLASH EZRA MILLER, GO TO NEW AGE NUT HOUSE OR ELSE....

JAY Z'S NEW DIS TRACK A HIT, ON FAILED NIXONIAN/GAY TRUMPIAN WAR ON DRUGS.

CHRIS ROCK TOLD THE ACADEMY TO STEP OFF, WHEN OFFERED TO HOST THE OSCARS,AFTER THE WILL SMITH FIASCO.

JOHNNY DEEP OPENS MTV MUSIC AWARDS- AS AN ASTRONAUT ,TO TOTAL CROWD APPROVAL.

SANTA MONICA PIER'S NEON FERRIS WHEEL, DISPLAYS LA LAKERS FANS LOVE- FOR FALLEN KOBE BRYANT.

AMBER "THE TURD" HEARD HAS BEEN...FAKING FOLLOWERS ACROSS HER SOCIAL MEDIA.

KOBE'S WIFE,VANESSA BRYANT WINS $16 MILLION IN PHOTO VIOLATION OF PRIVACY, OF HUSBAND'S AND DAUGHTER'S DEATH.

A FUTURE THAT 90'S SHOW STAR,ASHTON KUTCHER- KICKED "RARE AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE",IN THE NUTS!

FLORENCE PUGH AND ZACH BRAFF (CINEMA'S THE WHITE WIDOW AND TV'S SCRUB'S JD) ARE DONE SCREWING EACH OTHER. IT'S LOVE GAME OVER.

GARY BUSEY ATTENDS AND PERFORMS BADLY, @ HORRIFIC "ME TOO" SCI-FI PARTY.

TOP VEGAS STRIP CLUB OFFERS $10 MILLION 4 PARIS HILTON EVENTS-2 COVER AMBER HEARD LIAR'S DEBT TO JOHNNY DEEP.

JOHNNY DEEP GIVES HARD CASH AWAY, IN GHETTOS AND BARRIOS- IN THE USA. YOUR MOVE,AMBER.

EZRA MILLER IS "GETTING HELP" AND KISSES WARNER BROS. ASS- TO NOT LOSE THE FLASH.

IS ELON MUSK BEING BLACKMAILED, BY AMBER HEARD?

ARCADE 1UP OPENS GAME ROOM FOR MIAMI DOLPHIN'S ARENA.

VOLCANO'S ANNE HECHE HAS DEPARTED OUR DIMENSION @ 53.

ANNE HECHE HAD DRUGS IN HER SYSTEM,SAID DOCTOR AND POLICE.SHE'S NEAR DEATH,OTHERWISE SHE'D BE CHARGED.

ANNE HECHE STILL IN A COMA. POLICE DRAW BLOOD, TO SEE IF THIS IS A DUI.

WEIRDO EZRA MILLER ARRESTED-FOR BURGLARY.

AMBER "THE TURD" HEARD TO MOVE TO ISRAEL TO DODGE FBI AND THE AUSSIES.

HOW ICARLY'S JEN MCCURDY FUCKED UP HER OWN LIFE,VIA HER MOM.

GREASE CO-STAR OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN, OPENS A LEGIT KOALA BLUE ON PEARLY GATES BLVD.

TENNIS MEGA-CHAMP SERENA WILLIAMS,WILL QUIT AND CHOOSE BUSINESS AND OTHER SPORTS. WHAT A BOXER OR WRESTLER,SHE'D MAKE.

ACTRESS ANNE HECHE IS "IN CRITICAL CONDITION." WOMAN WHO LOST HOME,DUE TO HECHE'S DRIVING,HAS RAISED $88K.

IS THE IRS, GOING TO ARREST AMBER HEARD FOR TAX FRAUD?!

CAT-FIGHT STAR ANNE HECHE-HAD A HORRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT-THAT CRASHED INTO A HOME. HECHE IN ICU,RIGHT NOW.

FAMILIES OF SANDY HOOK, WIN BONUS $45 MILLION- FROM SCUMBAG HOST ALEX JONES,IN PUNITIVE DAMAGES.

AMBER HEARD BOOED, AT COSMETIC FASHION SHOW.

LYING TV HOST ALEX JONES, MUST GIVE $4 MILLION+ IN DAMAGES TO SANDY HOOK VICTIMS. MORE $ IN PUNITIVE STAGES?

HEAVEN'S VIN SCULLY, TO CO-HOST DODGERS GAMES,UP THERE.

JOHNNY DEEP'S NEW ROLE IN SEA OF DAWN.

STAR TREK TRAILBLAZER NICHELLE NICHOLS, WINS AN ENTERPRISE OF HER HER,TO PATROL HEAVEN IN.

AMBER HEARD GETS OFFER, TO STAR IN HIGH END SKIN-A-MAX PORN FOR $8 MILLION.