AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR'S BIG WINNER,DREW DRESHSEL GETS 10 YRS. IN A MAX SECURITY PRISON AND 15 YRS. HARD PROBATION,AFTERWARDS.

DIDDY JUST LOST POWERFUL LAW GROUP-PROTECTING HIS ASS,UP TILL NOW.

TV COMEDY KINGPIN MARTIN MULL (ROSEANNE, SABRINA-THE TEEN WITCH,AMERICA TONIGHT) 2B THE NEW WEEKEND HOST OF HEAVEN,LAST WEEK ON GOD TV-CH. 9.

CRIMEWATCH DAILY HOST-CHRIS HANSON,DETAILS DIDDY'S ACTIONS.

THE BODYGUARD AND AIR BUD'S BILL COBBS,WINS MANSION ABOVE RIVERSIDE,CA

MUSIC MANAGER CASH JONES,"POSTS" NEAR MILLION DOLLAR BOND,ON THE MAN WHO MAY HAVE KILLED TUPAC!

MUSIC LABELS GO NAPSTER-ON AI MUSIC MAKERS,FOR COPYRIGHT VIOLATIONS.

PIRATES 4 ACTOR/PRO SURFER TAMAYO PERRY, KILLED BY A GREEDY SHARK.

WALMART PRESENTS: BLACK SUPERDADS...ON ADULT SWIM?

VIOLENT WAFFLE HOUSE RAISES WAGES TO $3 A HOUR AND WILL CHARGE MORE FOR FOOD.

ORDINARY PEOPLE'S DONALD SUTHERLAND, RETIRES TO WATCHER'S MANOR IN MID-TOWN HEAVEN. TOP ANGELS WILL OVERSEE HIM,BECAUSE OF ALL THAT PANEM SADISM.

IN THE HAMPTONS,JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CAUGHT DRUNK DRIVING.

VEGAS-LIKE ARBY'S HOLLYWOOD CLOSED!OLD BITCH OWNER USED SHALLOW REPUBLICAN TALKING POINTS,FOR HER PLIGHT.

POWER'S MIKE RAINEY JR. WAS SEX ASSAULTED BY A INFLUENCER'S SISTER-ON TWITCH LIVE.

J.LO CANCELS TOUR AND TELLS FANS "LET'S GO BITCH" DURING NETFLIX AI HIT :ATLAS.

ALEC BALDWIN TO DO FAMILY REALITY SHOW,TO PAY FOR THE RUST DEBACLE.EVANGELINE LILLY-RETIRED AS THE WASP?

KANYE "YE" WEST,COME ON DOWN!-TO #METOO'S TPIR!!

SINGER SEAN KINGSTON WINS $100K BOND,TO LEAVE JAIL.

REAL NEWS: DARK BRANDON'S LATEST HIT SONG,(EVIL) DONALD TRUMP IS GUILTY!