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BRITNEY CANCELS TOUR EARLY AND OLYMPIAN CAUGHT DOING WEED.

LILO BECOMES JODIE FOSTER OFFICIALLY. HELEN HUNT'S MID-LIFE WOES IN NEW FLICK NEW UNTRUE BRANGELINA BREAK-UP RUMORS

WAIT, KATIE HOLMES IS DOING FAILING ABC SHOW ELI STONE?!

CHRIS HARRISON COMMENTS ON- STUPID CHRISTIE BRINKLEY DIVORCE. TOMKAT AND THE BECKHAM ARE DINNER BUDDIES.

JOHN McCAIN "RESPECTFULLY" WANTS NOTHING TO DO W/ ELLEN'S MARRIAGE AND THE APPEAL OF WES SNIPES KEEPS HIM OUT OF JAIL, FOR NOW...

K-FED AND SPEARS IN COURT AGAIN, WITH NO MAJOR CHANGES IN THE WORKS