DATA HARD

SPEARS IN A DOCU-DRAMA ABOUT HERSELF.

WILL BRITNEY SPEARS PERFORM AT THE MTV VMAs,JUST TO PROVE ALLEGED COMIC SARAH SILVERMAN WRONG?

LINDSEY LOHAN WILL BE ON THE UGLY BETTY SEASON FINALE (AND THE FIRST FIVE SHOWS NEXT YEAR!)

THE HOFF SCREWED IN COURT FOR $25K MONTHLY AND SPEARS TO PAY HER OWN LAWYERS $400K!!

BRITNEY SAVES LILY ON CBS AND BRANGELINA SUPPORTS CLINTON/OBAMA IN NUMEROUS WAYS.

BRITNEY'S DAD HAS HIS OWN BREAKDOWN/BREAKTHROUGH