SINGER PHOEBE BRIDGERS HAS ME TOO TALE, ABOUT THE 1ST WINNER OF CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH.

CHADWICK BOSEMAN COULD WIN GOLDEN GLOBE, AFTER DEATH.

MIXED-ISH STAR, MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR-THE ONLY ONE TO REACT TO DUSTIN DIAMOND'S CANCER LOSS. DO THE OTHER SAVED THE BELL REBOOT STARS, HAVE TO COURAGE TO SAY ANYTHING...ABOUT SCREECH?!

KALEY CUOCO SCORES GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION, FOR 1ST TIME EVER.

LEGENDARY ACTOR CICELY TYSON, IS BUSTIN' LOOSE FROM EARTH. "RUMORED" TO START- AS ARCHANGEL, IN HEAVEN.

GAMESTOP-THE NEXT BIG SHORT? A SMART MSNBC BABE EXPLAINS.

REAL NEWS: CAN THE LITTLE GUYS SAVE GAMESTOP, WHILE HURTING BIG BASTARD HEDGE FUNDS?

MAYBE THE SO-CALLED MAGAts- GAVE DAVE CHAPPELLE COVID.

MICROSOFT REVERSED INSANE PRICE HIKE-ON X-BOX LIVE-DUE TO BACKLASH.

SUCK IT, J. LO! HERE'S U @ DA JOE BIDEN INAUGURAL. TALK TO US,YOU ARROGANT ASS-IF DON'T WANT A "PUBLIC" CLIP USED.

FORMER CNN TALKER KINGPIN, LARRY KING- TAKES A MORNING SLOT IN HEAVEN.

WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BANKED (W/ INTEREST,) X-BOX LIVE SCREWS PLAYERS W/- TOO HIGH SCUMBAG PRICES!

TWO HIT RAP WONDER SOULJA BOY, GOT ME TOO-ED.

WHAT PATRICK STEWART WANTS FOR PICARD, YEAR 2.

LADY GAGA KILLS GOLDEN GOOSE AND SINGS WELL, FOR NEW PRES. JOE BIDEN.

"ANNIE" HATHAWAY IS SO FOLKSY, OFF STAGE.

REAL NEWS: NEW PRES. BIDEN, FINALLY GETS SHOT AT RUNNING THE WHITE HOUSE.

MUSICALLY TALENTED MURDERER, PHIL SPECTOR- MAYBE ON THE ROAD TO HELL TODAY.

MUSICIAN DR. DRE, IN ICU -OVER BRAIN CLOTTING ISSUES.

MICHAEL KEATON RETURNS AS THE MAIN BATMAN, IN NEW TRILOGY.

EX-BOND GIRL TANYA ROBERTS, BECOMES THAT 70s ANGEL AGAIN.

BIPOLAR LADY BOXER SUCCEEDS, W/ 2 WAYS HOME.

DAWN WELLS, TV'S MARY ANN RETURNS TO HEAVEN- TO CONTINUE HER ETERNAL CATFIGHT W/ GINGER.

KIM+KANYE, ON THE ROCKS?

AUNT BECKY IS NOW A PAROLEE.

BETTER CALL SAUL'S BOB ODENKIRK ,IS NOBODY.

THE LITTLE THINGS, COULD HELP DENZEL WASHINGTON TO ANOTHER HIT FILM.

THAT BLACK BASTARD THAT -ATTACKED RETURNING GHOST-BUSTER STAR, RICK MORANIS- IS NOW ARRESTED.

WHEN HE REALIZED JOE BIDEN WOULD SAVE AMERICA- ALEX TREBEK CHECKED OFF THE EARTH.

BRAD PITT'S CURRENT MAY-DECEMBER ROMANCE, IN THE TOILET.

FAST & FURIOUS DIES OUT, IN 2 MORE FILMS AND STARLORD IS THE AVENGERS WORST CHRIS?!

ROCKAPELLA: "LORI LOUGHLIN...IN JAIL!"

QUIBI SUCKS AND IS OUT OF BUSINESS NOW!

OSCAR WINNER AND O.G. JAMES BOND, SEAN CONNERY DEFENDS HEAVEN, NOW. HE CLOCKED OUT ON EARTH @ 90.

ME TOO SWARMS FILM PRODUCER (ATOMIC BLOND'S) DAVID GUILLOD, OVER TEN SEX ASSAULT CHARGES.

JARED LETO WILL FUCK UP JOKER AGAIN (IN ZNYDER'S CUT OF JUSTICE LEAGUE) OFFICIALLY DOOMING THE FILM,MAKING JOSH WHEDON'S VERSION BETTER.

THE VOICE'S GWEN STEFANI AND BLAKE SHELTON FINALLY START TO GET HITCHED.

EX HOME IMPROVEMENT SON- ZACK TY "BRAD" BRYAN- IN JAIL, FOR CHOCKING GIRLFRIEND.

A NEW VIRTUE OF WEB.....THEATER.

CHADWICK BOSEMAN'S LAST FILM, IN FINAL STAGES...

JEFF BRIDGES "HAS GOT" THE CANCER. TREATMENT STARTS NOW.

SINGER DEMI LOVATO & MAX....EHRICH....DON'T FUCK W/ EACH OTHER, NO MORE.

NBC PAYS OFF GABRIELLE UNION, FOR GETTING FIRED OFF AMERICA'S GOT TALENT.

CONCHATA FERRELL, WHO CLEANED UP ON 2 1/2 MEN AND THE GO FISH NURSE, ON BUFFY- IS A BRANCH MANAGER, FOR THE LORD NOW.

...FOR BILLIONS-MALIN ACKERMAN VS. BELLA THRONE IN CHICK FIGHT AND TRAINED BY MATCH GAME'S ALEC BALDWIN.

HOT IN CLEVELAND EX-WIFE, VALERIE BERTINELLI AND THEIR SON WOLF, GIVE A FINE SEND-OFF- TO DEPARTED EDDIE VAN HALEN.

EPIC GUITARIST ED VAN HALEN, MAKING SURE "HEAVEN WILL BE ELECTRIC TONIGHT (LENNY KRAVITZ.")

REAL NEWS: EVIL TRUMP CLAIMS COVID, TO GET OUT OF DEBATES THAT FURTHER LOWERED HIS POLLING,AFTER FIRST DISASTER OF A DEBATE.

RICK MORANIS ATTACKED,BY ALLEGED BLACK BASTARD. PERP STILL ON THE LOOSE!

BOXER GIGI HADID, HAD SINGER ZAYN MALIK'S LOVE CHILD.

A GAME OF THRONES REAL LIFE COUPLE, HAVE AN ACTUAL KID.

MANSCAPED PRESENTS: THE CUP, ON THE SLOW BURN DEMISE OF LOUSY GAMESTOP.

CARDI B'S HUBBY, RAPPER OFFSET IS TO STEP OFF-FOR GOOD.

BLACK "POWER", CONTINUES AS A DEADLY "GHOST"?

ACTRESS JANELLE MONAE'S FINDS HER PERSONAL BELOVED.GIVES ALL SLAVE OWNER'S SOULS-THE MIDDLE FINGER-AS THEY'RE TRAPPED IN THEIR OWN PERSONAL HELL.

DWAYNE JOHNSON'S NEW COFFEE TABLE BOOK- TO PAY FOR HIS FAMILY'S COVID TREATMENT.

MADONNA TO WRITE,DIRECT AND CAMEO IN HER OWN BIO-PIC. ACTING WILL BE MINIMAL.

CYNTHIA NIXON DECLARES, J.K. ROWLING'S A BITCH OVER- TWEETS HER SON -FINDS OFFENSE.

EMT FIRST RESPONDER, BREONNA TAYLOR'S FAMILY GETS CASH JUSTICE AND MINOR POLICE REFORMS

ELLEN'S ROLE, AS REAL LIFE LARRY SANDERS- SHOW CONTINUES...

IS TMZ A TOXIC,RACIST/SEXIST TV PAPER CHASE??!!

THANKS, RYAN REYNOLDS! RICK MORANIS IS BACK! HIS KIDS ARE FINALLY IN COLLEGE AND READY W/ SHRUNK REBOOT.

THE NEW BATMAN,ROBERT PATTINSON, GOT THE COVID-19.

ANNA FARIS QUITS BEING MOM, ANTI-CHARLIE SHEEN LIKE (W/O DRUG ISSUE...IRONICALLY).

ZENDAYA EUPHORIC OVER FRENCH STAR, IN NEW SCI-FI FILM!

KARDASHIANS ON E! TV, SELF CANCEL AFTER 20 YEARS. RUMOR-SHE PLANS TO DIVORCE KANYE WEST AND WANTS NO DOCUMENTATION OR RACISM INVOLVED.

DWAYNE JOHNSON AND HIS FAMILY HAS COVID 19.

IS TENET THE SEQUEL TO INCEPTION?

UK WEB TV HOST STATES, MARK WAHLBERG WAS A DRUG DEALER, B4 GOING LEGIT IN HOLLYWOOD.

DENZEL WASHINGTON PUT CHADWICK BOSEMAN, THROUGH COLLEGE.

EVEN VILLIAN ERIK KILLMONGER HIMSELF, MICHEAL B. JORDAN, REVERES THE FALLEN BLACK PANTHER.

EVEN THE YOUNG TURKS #2 SHOW, CELEBRATES CHADWICK BOSEMAN'S AFTER LIFE POWER DOZE.

ARNOLD SCWARZENEGGER DROP-KICKED, BY UNKNOWN ASSAILANT, LIKE HE WAS STILL ON THE SET OF COMMANDO.

HOLLYWOOD AND THE MCU HONOR, THE LOSS OF CHADWICK BOSEMAN, TO THE LORD OUR GOD.

CHADWICK BOSEMAN "WAS OUR SHINING STAR", WHEN DENZEL WASN'T AVAILABLE.

THE 7-11 IS OVER THERE, ON KOBE BRYANT BLVD. THE CROSS IS MLK BL.

BRITNEY SPEARS'S DADDY, REMAINS HER BANKER, SAID JUDGE.

A MASKED TOM CRUISE SEES TENET, IN A MOVIE THEATRE.

CAMERON DIAZ ENJOYING MOTHERHOOD AND RETIREMENT.

EURO DJ PARIS HILTON, USES DOCU TO DEAL W/ "CHILDHOOD TRAUMA."

AUNT BECKY GETS 8 WEEKS IN PRISON, IN COLLEGE BRIBE FIASCO.

BRITNEY SPEARS'S WEIRD,POOR OR PAID FANS, WANT HER TO GET HER MONEY BACK- FROM HER DADDY.

BRITNEY SPEARS WANTS CONTROL OF HER MONEY,FROM HER DADDY BACK AND A RAPPER'S DEATH FINALLY SOLVED?

THE CUP TALKS ABOUT, FORTNIGHT GETTING CANCELLED BY CORP WARS,FOR OFFERING SALES AND DISCOUNTS.

KEANU REEVES ON MATRIX 4, W/ CARRIE ANN MOSS: "WE'RE SCRAPPY" SCRAPPY DOO!

RZA's PERFORMS BRAND NEW ICE CREAM JINGLE,CAUSE THE OLD WHITE 1 WAS RACIST.

R. KELLY STAFF ATTACKS RANDOM THEATRE, OVER HIS ME TOO CHARGES.

THE BEST LET'S PLAY SHOW ON YOUTUBE- IS TAKING A BREAK,UNTIL 2021.

RACHEL RAY LOSES MANSION, IN A BIG FIRE.

R. KELLY'S PAST THREATS OF WOMAN,IF THEY SPOKE OUT IN HIS ME TOO CASES.

SINGER VICTORIA MONET, PETS HER JAGUAR

REAL LIFE PEPPER POTTS, GWYNETH PALTROW -TYPICALLY BLAMES DIVORCE-ON MUSICIAN CHRIS MARTIN.

IS IT TOO LATE FOR DIRTY DANCING SEQUEL?

WHO'S THE BOSS IS GETTING A BONUS SEASON, ALL RETURN, EXCEPT MONA WHOSE HITTING ON GOD NOW.

KAYNE WEST ADMITS, TO BEING AN UNDIGNIFIED, SIMPLE, PEON FOR SCUMBAG PRES. DONALD TRUMP. WHY? HE HALF LEGALLY GOT BILLIONAIRE STIMULUS MONEY.

LIFETIME'S SURVIVING JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IS THE WHITE WOMAN'S SURVIVING R. KELLY.

SKYLER JOY NAKEDLY FRONTS P-VALLEY!

KEKE PALMER'S 2020 MTV AWARDS, AL FRESCO.

1X RACIST LIAM NEESON REBOOTS FILM CAREER,W/ FAMILY IN TOW- WISHING HE WAS, MADE IN ITALY.

IF ELLEN DEGENERES HAD GIVEN PARTING GIFTS ON HER SHOW, THIS MIGHT NOT HAVE HAPPENED...