BENNIFER 1 (BEN AFFLECK/ J. LO) RETURNS.

NBC CANCELS GOLDEN GLOBES, NEXT SEASON.

FLOYD MAYWEATHER 2 GO AFTER BOTH LOGAN AND JAKE PAUL.WILL RONDA ROUSEY FINALLY GETS HER MILLION $ CHANCE?

NBC REVERSED ITSELF AND KICKED HOST LILY SINGH -IN THE TITS- AND CANCELS A LITTLE LATE.

HEROIC GEORGE CLOONEY, TAKES DOWN SCUMBAG REP. JIM JORDAN ON NETFLIX.

BESIEGED SINGER CHRIS BROWN -PULLS A LOGAN PAUL- AND MADE THE COPS SHOW UP TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. HE'S ONLY 32.

LA'S FINEST JESSICA ALBA, WILL BE WORTH OVER $130 MILLION IN 30 DAYS.

JANEANE GAROFALO NOW HAS BILLIONS, ON SHOWTIME. FUCK 24'S CHLOE O'BRIAN.

RYAN REYNOLDS AND SAM L. JACKSON ARE BACK-W/ THE HITMAN'S WIFE BODYGUARD (SALMA HAYEK!)

UK SINGER BILLIE ENGLISH PULLS AN ELIZABETH BERKLEY.

GAME OF THRONES ACTRESS IS LATEST VICTIM OF SATANIC ROCKER, MARILYN MASON,IN LAWSUIT.

@ VAX LIVE,J. LO. AND FOO FIGHTERS GIVE FREE CONCERT- TO THE FULLY VACCINATED AND 1ST RESPONDERS.

EWAN MCGREGOR REMAINS CONFUSED-ON STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCKING HARD (PAST HIS OWN POPULAR INVOLVEMENT.)

JENNIFER LOPEZ TOLD BASEBALL DUDE ALEX RODRIGUEZ...GOODBYE. IS MARC ANTHONY TRYING TO GET HER BACK?

ROCK-APELLA: LADY GAGA'S DOGNAPPERS AND SHOOTER "....IN JAIL!!"

THANKS JOAQUIN PHOENIX, THE OSCARS ENDED WEIRDLY AGAIN.

BRAD PITT DOES WHAT HE DOES BEST (@ 50+ NOW)...MAKE LADIES SEXUALLY BLUSH.

@ OSCARS 2021,NOMAD-LAND REMAINS OVERRATED.

CITY HALL IS BULLYING SKID ROW HOMELESS, AWAY FOR THE OSCARS 2021.

SEMI-RACIST FLETCH- CHEVY CHASE DRIVES HOME, AFTER NEAR 6 WEEKS IN A HOSPITAL.

NERVOUSLY, EX VEEP STAR TONY HALE SAID- DEREK CHAUVIN'S GUILTY VERDICT WILL HELP AMERICA.

DWYANE WADE FACES THE CUBE- FOR $250K! WILL THE BODY SHOW UP, TOO?

IS HOLLYWOOD EGOT PRODUCER, A MEAN LITTLE BASTARD? SEE TOM CRUISE IN TROPIC THUNDER.

SINGER DEMI LOVATO HATES THE BIG CHILL? DOES GLENN CLOSE KNOW?

PEG BUNDY IS A REBEL OR ERIN BROCKOVICH

ANNA TAYLOR JOY IS YOUNG FURIOSA?! CHRIS HEMSWORTH TO CAMEO, SNOW WHITE STYLE W/ CHARLIZE THERON.

WILL MALIN AKERMAN & BELLA THORNE, RETURN FOR SUPER CHICK FIGHT??

THE CLOSER BITCHED OUT, IN 6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON.

LUPITA NYONG'O STILL MOURNS, ON-AIR LOVE CHADWICK "BLACK PANTHER" BOSEMAN.

WILL SMITH EMANCIPATES HIS FILM, FROM JIM CROW/REPUBLICAN LED GEORGIA.

ARC-LIGHT AND PACIFIC THEATRE CHAINS ARE CLOSED PERMANENTLY.FUCK YOU, COVID!

DID DECEASED DMX- FLIP OFF SATAN- ON HIS WAY UP THERE? RIP, HOMIE.

DMX IS GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU, IN HEAVEN NOW.

LIFE SUPPORT CONTINUES FOR TOP 5 STAR, DMX.

CBS TELLS SHARON OSBOURNE, TO GET HER RACIST ASS OFF THE TALK!

LAUREN GRAHAM WANTS- ANOTHER GILMORE GIRLS REUNION, WHEN DOING OTHER JOBS.

BRITNEY SPEARS STILL HATES HER DAD,WHILE EMMA STONE LOVES BEING A MOM...HARD.

RYAN FISCHER, LADY GAGA'S HEROIC DOG WALKER GOES HOME, AFTER SURGERY.

OSCAR WINNER OCTAVIA SPENCER ON KEANU REEVES-JUST A GOOD, COOL, DUDE.

HOLLYWOOD STARS,LIKE JAVIER BARDEM- CONFIRM AMBER HEARD IS A "TOXIC" LIAR BITCH.

JAY LENO DID- WHAT SARAH SILVERMAN REFUSED- TOLD ASIAN-AMERICANS....HE'S SORRY.

DID AMBER HEARD PLAY HERSELF,LIKE A SLUTTY SUCKER?

DREW BARRYMORE QUITS ACTING-LIKE CAMERON DIAZ-NOW THE TALK SHOW IS A HIT.

LAPD SERIOUSLY LOOKING INTO ARMIE HAMMER'S CASE AND MATT MCCONAGHEY WILL BE JAKE BRIGANCE, IN A TIME TO KILL SEQUEL.

KEANU REEVES IS GOING TO BE- A GOV'MENT BESERKER ON NETFLIX. WILL EVIL OTTO APPEAR?

MORE ON "EFFIE'S" CLAIM- ON THE ARMIE HAMMER ME TOO RAPE CHARGE. LAPD LOOKS INTO THE CASE.

TINSELTOWN RESPONDS, TO ATLANTA HATE-CRIME SPA SHOOTINGS.

LAWYER GLORIA ALLRED ATTACKS ACTOR ARNIE HAMMER, IN YOUNG WOMAN'S ME TOO RAPE CASE.

#OSCARS-SO-DIVERSE....THIS YEAR?

STARS WILL BOYCOTT GOLDEN GLOBES, IF THEY DON'T BECOME MORE INCLUSIVE, NEXT YEAR.

ZACK SNYDER'S SORROW HELPED, W/ NEW JUSTICE LEAGUE CUT.

DOES OLIVIA WILDE WISHES, SHE WAS VIOLA DAVIS?

BEYONCE REIGNS OVER THE GRAMMYS, AGAIN.

LIGHT REOPENING IN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD- FOR TOWNIES ONLY. NO RIDES 'TIL MID-APRIL.

WILL SMITH TO PLAY AND BE REAL-LIFE PRES. OBAMA,AFTER PRES. BIDEN?? DENZEL WASHINGTON RAISES AN VULCAN EYEBROW.

FAMILY GAME FIGHT WILL STAR KRISTEN BELL VS. DAX SHEPARD- IN STUNTS,SO FAMILIES CAN WIN $100K A WEEK.

SELENA GOMEZ WANTS TO RETIRE FROM MUSIC, AFTER ONE MORE CD.

OPRAH WINFREY HELPS "BESTY" GAYLE KING AND CBS, CRUSH MORNING TV HARD .

HOW WILL DAILY SHOW STAR, TREVOR NOAH- HANDLE THE WEEKEND,ON THE GRAMMYS?

THE WEEKEND TOLD THE GRAMMYS TO FUCK OFF, AFTER HAVING THE #1 USA CD ALL YEAR.

DIRECTOR JJ ABRAMS STILL INTO STAR TREK,BUT MOVIES MAY GO TO NEW PARAMOUNT+ (FORMALLY CBS ALL ACCESS.)

SARAH SILVERMAN'S APOLOGY- TO PARIS HILTON-NOT TO ASIAN-AMERICANS.

RAPPER TI AND WIFEY TINY, ACCUSED OF SEX TRAFFICKING AND MAY LOSE ANT MAN 3 AND VH-1 REALITY SHOW.

NO! BLACK PANTHER CHADWICK BOSEMAN, HAS DIED AND JOINED HIS ROYAL ANCESTORS, AT AGE 43. ALSO,HIS HIT JACKIE ROBINSON MOVIE WAS CALLED....42.

LADY GAGA'S INJURED DOG WALKER TYPES AND ANGIE JOLIE MAKES BANK ON PAINTING.

LADY GAGA'S DOGS RETURNED TO POLICE STATION,BY UNINVOLVED BYSTANDER. HEROIC DOG-WALKER RYAN FISHER, OUT OF ICU.

LADY GAGA'S DOG WALKER BEATEN/SHOT LIVE, ON TAPE. GAGA OFFERS NO REWARD FOR THE HUMAN VICTIM,RYAN FISHER?

LADY GAGA'S DOGS KIDNAPPED AND DOG-WALKER RYAN FISHER ALMOST KILLED! REWARD FOR DOGS WHEREABOUTS...AND WHO SHOT FISHER.

EURO REPORTER SUES GOLDEN GLOBES,FOR NOT BEING ALLOWED TO JOIN ALLEGED CORRUPT RANKS??!

TIGER WOODS MOST LIKELY-WILL PLAY GOLF AGAIN- STATED DOCTORS.

TIGER WOODS "IN STABLE CONDITION," AFTER SURGERY. LEGS STILL BROKE THOUGH.

TRIS PRYOR IS DIVERGENT TOWARDS MARRIAGE, TO DAUNTLESS 'BALLER. FINISH THE STORY, WOODLEY!

"WHITE CHOCOLATE" SINGER ROBIN THICKE- RETURNS TO MUSIC- AFTER MORNING HIS DAD'S DEATH.

TIGER WOODS BROKE BOTH LEGS, IN CAR MISHAP.

UPDATE- THE TIGER WOODS CAR ACCIDENT. HE HAS NON LIFE THREATENING INJURIES.

WILL FAMED GOLFER TIGER WOODS GO DOWN,LIKE JAMES DEAN??

V.P. KAMALA HARRIS'S LEGAL DAUGHTER, BECOMES A MODEL. WATCH OUT KENDALL JENNER!

HBO REMINDS AMERICA- FAMED DIRECTOR WOODY ALLEN, DATED HIS ASIAN STEP DAUGHTER.

A NEW PRIDE DAWNS ON KELLY ROWLAND,AS SHE DROPS NEW DIGITAL MUSIC, "O....K."

ACTOR JAMES FRANCO- SETTLES SEXUAL HARASSMENT SUIT.

IT'S OFFICIAL, KANYE WEST DIVORCES KIM KARDASHIAN. THEIR KIDS WILL BE DEVESTATED.

PSYLOCKE HERSELF, OLIVIA MUNN CATCHES VIOLENT PERP, OF ASIAN AMERICAN CITIZEN- FOR THE COPS.

THE CLASSIER AND THE MORE...THOUGHTFUL MORTAL KOMBAT, IS ON ITS WAY TO....NETFLIX?!

RAPPER JAY-Z WRITES KICK ASS SONG, ABOUT THE VIOLENT TRUMP GAY MAGAts.

THE ARRESTED KILLER OF NICKI MANAJ'S DAD IS...A WHITE MAN.

THE BIG CHECKS AND CAR, ASHLEY JUDD SHOULD PAY, TO HER "CONGOLESE BROTHERS" FOR SAVING HER LIFE.

THANK GOD! EVIL ASS RADIO HOST- RUSH LIMBAUGH ARRIVED IN HELL TODAY.

THE FORMER STAR OF HAWAII 5-0, USES HIS OWN MONEY- TO FIGHT ASIAN-BASED HATE CRIMES.

A FALLEN ANGEL (W/ GOOD BONES) DEFENDS THE DEPARTED CORDIE CHASE, FROM A HIDDEN BLOODSUCKER (NOT A LAWYER.)

NICKI MINAJ'S DADDY DESTROYED,BY ESCAPING DUI SUSPECT. SINGER MACHINE GUN KELLY PULLS BLOODY ANGELINA JOLIE SHIT.

DOES DAWN SUMMERS HAS SOMETHING SCARY, OVER THE CREATOR OF BUFFY,THE VAMPIRE SLAYER???

THE YOUNG TURKS INVESTIGATES: ALL AROUND BITCH, GINA CARANO

KEVIN HART'S ASSISTANT -STEALS OVER $1 MILLION- IN CREDIT CARD INFO.

CLASSY EXOTIC DANCER DITA VON TEESE, REVEALS PART OF HER TIME W/ THE ACCUSED MARILYN MANSON.

CHRISTINA MILIAN STEPED OVER NAYA RIVERA'S BODY, TO BE THE NEW STAR OF STEP UP-THE SHOW.

ACTION ACTRESS GINA CARANO, KILLED OFF BY THE MANDALORIAN AND DISNEY. DID SHE TALK W/ NICK CANNON?

BRITNEY SPEARS COULD GET HER $ BACK,THANKS TO NEW DOCU.

"PILOT ERROR" IS THE REASON WHY- KOBE BRYANT AND HIS DAUGHTER ARE IN HEAVEN.

STAR TREK AND SUPREME CHARACTER ACTOR,CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER- IS GOD'S INSIDER NOW.

WAS TALENTED ACTOR EVAN RACHEL WOOD, A VICTIM OF -REVENGE PORN- FROM SATANIC SINGER MARILYN MANSON?