FACEBOOK "ASS PUNCHED" JADA PI. SMITH AND ELIMINATES RED TABLE TALK.

ON MIKE'S LAW:WILL AI FUCK ARTISTS MONEY AND CREATIVITY?

TALK RINGMASTER,JERRY SPRINGER-ENTERS DOWNTOWN HEAVEN, WITH TOO MUCH BAGGAGE.

DENZEL RETURNS FOR THE LAST EQUALIZER....3! DAKOTA FANNING ARRIVES-FOR A MAN ON FIRE REUNION.

MORE ON THE "LI'L TUCK TUCK" CARLSON FIRING. ABOUT TIME.THANKS GOD.

CHRISTOPH WALTZ IS THE CONSULTANT, AN ASSHOLE?!

DAY NO! TRIPLE THREAT CIVIL RIGHTS MAVEN-HARRY BELAFONTE GETS ABOVE LAS VEGAS RESIDENCY, IN HEAVEN.

RUSSELL CROWE LAMENTS-ON THE POPE'S EXCORCIST.

ALEC BALDWIN FREE AND CLEAR OF MANSLAUGHTER, OF HIS FRIEND ON RUST. WILL ABC REVERSE ITSELF AND RENEW MATCH GAME '23?

#METOO ISSUE PLAGUES JONATHAN MAJORS,NOW DROPPED FROM WALTER MOSLEY WRITTEN FILM.

FAKE FOX NEWS, SETTLES LAW SUIT WITH DOMINION FOR $787.5 MILLION! THEY SHOULD HAVE HELD OUT, FOR THE BILLION $.

HOW EMTs SAVED HAWK-EYE HIMSELF-JEREMY RENNER,IN THE SNOW.

THE END IS THE BEGINNING...FOR CREED 3'S JONATHAN MAJORS, JUST LOST HOLLYWOOD MANAGER.

ASIAN BIKINI ROUND CARD GAL-DEMOS PRIZE BOXER ARCADE GAME.

TV'S SABRINA MELISSA JOAN HART,HELPED SAVED KIDS, NEAR NASHVILLE SCHOOL MASSACRE.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT KALEY CUOCO,TAUNTS EX HUBBY WITH THE NEWS, SHE'S A NEW MAMA.

PRETTY WHITE AND NERDY GAL WINS $50K,IN FEDERAL BIBLE BEE.

REAL NEWS: EVIL EX PRES. DON TRUMP TO HAVE A MUG SHOT/FINGERPRINTED AND SURRENDER TO COPS,LIKE OJ WAS SUPPOSED TO DO.

GWEN "HEART-BREAKER" PALTROW REMAINS INNOCENT,IN THE SKI-SLAM CASE. WINS A $1.

LAST DAY CROSS TALK, IN THE GWEN "PEPPER POTTS" PALTROW CASE.

TICKETMASTER SUED BY TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT GOERS, OVER ANTI-TRUST FIASCO.

JOHNATHAN MAJORS BECOMES REAL LIFE VILLIAN IN #METOO CASE? HAS MARVEL BEEN DC-ED?

WILL ADULT SWIM REHIRE RICK & MORTY'S JUSTIN ROILAND,OVER 1 OF MANY CASES?

GWEN "HEARTBREAKER" PALTROW ON THE STAND,IN THE SKI-SLAM CASE.

FCC TO MAKE COMCAST/CABLE COMPANIES, DEFINE ALL HIDDEN FEES UPFRONT.

DAY 1-IN THE GWEN PALTROW CASE.

DIRECTOR ZACK BRAFF WENT ON NIGHT-LINE,TO DECLARE HIMSELF A GOOD PERSON.

AVENGERS:ENDGAME STAR GWEN PALTROW-SUES FOR $1,LIKE SHE'S ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

MR. K. REEVES IS EMOTIONALLY STUNNED, BY THE DEATH OF LANCE RIDDICK (MR. CHARON.) ASSIST BY IAN MCSHANE.

JOHN WICK'S GOOD FRIEND, THE WIRE'S LANCE REDDICK-BECOMES A "TOYS R ME"...US MANAGER IN UPTOWN HEAVEN (WEEKENDS ONLY.)

SINGER AND 1X SKYLARK TONIGHT GUEST,JASON DERULO-LEAVES WHITE WAITER A $5K TIP, 4 COLLEGE.

KEANU REEVES CURSES JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4?!

"DISAPPOINTED!!" ANGELA BASSETT TIT PUNCHED @ THE OSCARS. RINSE AND REPEAT.

AS EXPECTED,EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL @ ONCE-SCORES BEST FILM OSCAR-PRESENTED BY (WINK X 2) HARRISON FORD.

MICHELLE YEOH CUNT PUNCHES CATE BLANCHET, FOR OSCAR'S GOLDMAN.

BRENDAN FRASER MAKES HIS COMEBACK, IN THE WHALE OF AN OSCAR TALE.

"EVERYTHING" CONTINUES WINNING OSCARS "EVERYWHERE.." FOR WRITING.

EVEN AVATAR: WATER WAYS GOT A GOLDEN BOY '23.

AN OSCAR "...ALL AT ONCE" FOR FILM EDITING.

TOP GUN: MAVERICK FINALLY GETS AN OSCAR, FOR SOMETHING-BEST SOUND.

1st BLACK FEMALE COSTUMER OSCAR,GOES 2 WOMAN WHO DRESSED QUEEN RAMONDA (ANGELA BASSETT.)

JAMIE LEE CURTIS WINS OVER ANGELA BASSETT, IN A COIN FLIP: "WE JUST WON AN OSCAR!!"

SHORT-ROUND WINS OSCAR! KE HUY QUAN WINS OSCAR FOR ASIAN MALES IN "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE..."

IRON MAN 3 STAR, GWEN PALTROW INVOLVED-IN BIZARRE RICH GIRL SKI COLLUSION TRIAL?!

TIGER WOOD'S LAST WHITE GIRLFRIEND, WANTS $30 MILLION AND TO KILL AN NDA-TO SELL 2 TABLOIDS.

JAMIE LEE CURTIS AND MICHELLE YEOH'S SISTERHOOD OF EVERYTHING,EVERYWHERE...CONTINUES.

FROM ADELE TO HARRY STYLES, ALL UK STARS BLOW OFF CHARLES'S KING ME PARTY.

DEEPFAKE CELEB PORN APP-FACEMEGA, ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY EMMA WATSON'S AND SCARLY JO'S CAREERS

CHRIS ROCK SLAPS BACK @ WILL SMITH,AND HIS JEALOUS "BITCH" WIFE JADA PINKETT WITH SELECTIVE OUTRAGE.

TESSA THOMPSON,MICHAEL B. JORDAN AND JOHN MAJORS- SQUARE OFF-IN THE CREED 3 INTERVIEWS.

CREED 3'S RED CARPET RUN.

MEET THE NEXT WILL SMITH,JABARI BANKS,IN BEL-AIR YEAR 2.

STERN PINBALL RELEASED A NEW FOO FIGHTERS GAME ,WITH THEIR BIGGEST HITS.

BATMAN...MICHAEL KEATON GIVES COLLEGE GRAD SPEECH.

THE LIFE AND DEATH OF HQ TRIVIA, IN THE LATE 2010's-ON WHAT'S LEFT OF CNN.

CHRIS ROCK POUNCES ON WILL SMITH'S "SELECTIVE OUTRAGE" OVER A SLAP AND WILL LET A WHITE ACTOR SPIT ON HIM IN EMANCIPATION.

RESPECTED YET TROUBLED ACTOR,TOM SIZEMORE'S FAMILY- IS ABOUT TO PULL THE PLUG ON HIS BRAIN CLOTTED COMA.

IN CASE HIS STUPID ASS FORGOT,HOW BIGOTED BRUCE WILLIS REMEMBERS SOMEONE, HE NEVER MET, YET KNOWS...

THE FOCUS OF FILM-SHE SAID, HARVEY WEINSTEIN GETS ANOTHER 16 YEARS IN CA PRISON,WHEN HIS EASTERN #METOO SENTENCE ENDS.

1 LESS THING FOR ARROGANT ASS:ALEC BALDWIN TO WORRY ABOUT, IN COURT ON RUST.

RAY LIOTTA WINS AFTERLIFE STAR, ON HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.

RICHARD "THE BELZ" BELZER,ENTERED HEAVEN-AFTER FIGHTING CHRONIC LONG TERM ILLNESS. LAW AND ORDER OC & SUV STARS HONOR THE ACTOR/COMIC.

A BLACK MAN WINS A MILLION BUCKS, ON WEB REALITY SHOW.

SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE,SPONSORED BY SUPER MARIO BROS PLUMBING! NOW,THAT'S SYNERGY.

RAQUEL WELCH, WINS THIS YEAR'S (IN HER PRIME) MS. HEAVEN PAGEANT, ABOVE THE SHRINE AUDITORIUM.

TO HELL WITH WHOOPI, VIOLA DAVIS IS YOUR NEW EGOT DAME NOW.

IS KEVIN COSTNER GETTING BORED WITH YELLOWSTONE,AFTER FINALLY WINNING A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR IT?

GENTLEMEN AND LESBIANS,CHECK OUT THE BOOTED LEGS-ON THIS LIGHT GUN GAL.

BEYONCE DEFENDS SHAKIRA, IN THE HIPS DON'T LIE SINGER'S CHEATING SCANDAL.

LOST RAPPERS FOUND DECEASED -IN ABANDONED MI. APARTMENT COMPLEX.

CINDY "SHIRLEY" WILLIAMS GETS A VILLA,WITH FALLEN FRIEND PENNY "LAVERNE" MARSHALL,IN HEAVENLY VEGAS HOTEL. BOTH WERE 75.

SELENA GOMEZ BACK ON INSTAGRAM,2 GET YOUNG FANS TO WATCH ONLY MURDERS...AND YELLOWSTONE FINALLY WINS AN AWARD 4 BEING GOOD TV.

COMMANDER SEVEN O'NINE KICKS OFF-THE FINAL SEASON OF STAR TREK: PICARD.

WHO'S GOT A SHOT @ OSCAR FOR 2023.

RACIST SUNDANCE REP, BANISHES BLACK REPORTER, FROM INTERVIEWING CELEBRITY.

RIGHT 'ROUND RAPPER-FLO RIDA IS NOW RICH,BITCH!! THANKS, FAILING CELSIUS ENERGY FOR $82 MILLION!

ALEC BALDWIN OUT AND ABOUT, SINCE BEING CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER.

HOST OF THE CUP PODCAST,PUTS TOMMY TALLARICO AND THE INTELLIVISON SCANDAL TO BED,WITH A NASTY PUNCH.

MORE ON THE CHARGING OF ALEC BALDWIN.

ALEC BALDWIN CHARGED, WITH MANSLAUGHTER- IN THE RUST SHOOTING.

WHO WON BIG @ THE CRITICS CHOICE AWARDS.

GUN TOTING LAWYER BRUCE RIVERS, BREAKS DOWN ANDREW "PIG" TATE'S EURO SEX CRIMES CASE.

CO-CREATOR OF RICK AND MORTY,ARRESTED FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT.

RAP BASTARD 50 CENT, APOLOGIZES TO MEGAN THEE STALLION-FOR PROVING THE TRUTH- OF HER ME TOO CASE.

MANNEQUIN DANCE VIRUS, STRIKES BIKINI BOXING MATCH.

LISA MARIE PRESLEY PARTIED,WITH G. GLOBE WINNER AUSTIN BUTLER, 48 HRS. BEFORE GOD-CALLED HER HOME.

THE FORMER MRS. KING OF POP AND NICK CAGE'S EX WIFE,LISA MARIE PRESLEY-WINS A FINE FARMHOUSE, IN HEAVEN.

GOLDEN GLOBES-GOD'S LIBERAL COOL MATH, JUDGES THE EVENT.

WINNER QUINTA BRUNSON, HAS NEAR WARDROBE MALFUNCTION @ THE GLOBES.

WHETHER HE'S SHORT-ROUND OR DATA TO YOU,GOLDEN GLOBES PROCLAIMS KE HUY "THE" QUAN A WINNER.

THE FABLEMANS SNARE TOP DRAMA @ THE GOLD'N GLOBES.

GAME OF THRONES PREQUEL WINS @ THE GOLD'N GLOBES.

EDDIE MURPHY BACKS CHRIS ROCK, IN WILL SMITH'S SLAP-GATE.

AUSTIN BUTLER, THANKED DENZEL WASHINGTON-FOR HELPING HIM GET CAST IN ELVIS.

SOFI FROM 2 BROKE GIRLS, JENNI COOLIDGE ADDS GOLD'N GLOBE TO HER EMMY AWARD.

STEVE SPIELBERG CONTINUES DIRECTORIAL REIGN @ GOLDEN GLOBES.

ELVIS...I MEAN, AUSTIN BUTLER TASTES GOLDEN GLOBE VICTORY.

MICHELLE YEOH WINS GOLDEN GLOBE FOR EVERYTHING,EVERYWHERE....

COLIN FARRELL THREATENS BAND,KISSED ANA DE ARMAS'S HOT ASS AND TRASHED JENNY MCCARTHY (?) W/ HIS GOLD'N GLOBES WIN.

EVERYBODY LIKES CHRIS OR T.J. WILLIAMS, TO CONTINUE NEW DIVERSITY WINS FOR GOLDEN GLOBES.