LINDSEY LOHAN WILL BE ON THE UGLY BETTY SEASON FINALE (AND THE FIRST FIVE SHOWS NEXT YEAR!)

DENZEL LEAVES P.DIDDY'S PARTY.

HOLLYWOOD'S SEXIEST AND HAPPIEST.

TOM CRUISE TO JUMP ON OPRAH COUCH AGAIN AND MIMI BECOME THE BLACK BRITNEY-MARRIES UNDERCLASSMAN!!

THE BRIDE FACES STALKER IN COURT.

MILEY CYRUS: THE GAME

TOM WELLING: DIRECTOR.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES AT CHARITY FUNCTION.

I CONTROLLED TOMMY VERCETTI, YOU'RE NO TOMMY V.!

IS NICK CANNON DOING MIMI?

IRON MAN'S ROB DOWNEY JR. CAN'T CONFIRM, WHY GWEN PALTROW IS SUCH A SELF-CENTERED,ARROGANT BITCH.

THE AWESOME VIRGINA MADSEN- FOLLOWS VANESSA WILLIAMS AND JAMIE LEE CURTIS- IN ADMITTING TO USING, SOME PLASTIC SURGERY TO EXTEND HER YOUTH.

PATRICK DEMPSEY IS MADE OF HONOR.

EX DAILY SHOW REPORTER IMPLIES- ASTON KUTCHER TRIED TO SCREW A MONKEY WHILE FEEDING IT.

DEPARTING CSI STAR ARRESTED AND ONLY HORRIBLE THINGS SHOULD HAPPEN TO EVIL, BUT DEFLATABLE MARIO LOPEZ.

X RACING.

BABY MAMA FOR REAL.

DID MILEY CYRUS POSE TOPLESS AND BABY MAMA CRUSHES HAROLD AND KUMAR.

SUMMER GLAU TERMINATES PAPS AT AVALON.

RACING TO SPEED'S PREMIERE.