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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

SINGER JOHN LEGEND PLUGS NEW CD.
AGING HUNK, ROBERT WAGNER NAILED ALLEGED LESBIAN BARBARA STANWYCK AND KEANU REEVES- ALMOST OFF THE HOOK IN DRIVING COURT CASE

Monday, September 22, 2008


SCI-FI SEARCHES FOR HIT IN WAREHOUSE 13.

SOURCE:The Hollywood reporter

Sci Fi Channel has given a series pickup to "Warehouse 13."


The hourlong dramedy, from Universal Cable Studios, is described as
part "X-Files," part "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and part
"Moonlighting."


It revolves around two FBI agents -- rule-bender Peter (Eddie
McClintock) and by-the-book Myka (Joanne Kelly) -- who, after saving
the life of the U.S. president, are relocated to Warehouse 13, a
location that houses supernatural objects the government has collected
over the centuries.


The cable channel originally ordered a two-hour pilot of the project,
written by "Farscape" creator Rockne O'Bannon, "Battlestar Galactica"
co-exec producer Jane Espenson and D. Brent Mote.


"13" is one of three two-hour pilots commissioned by Sci Fi in the
past year, along with the "Battlestar Galactica" prequel "Caprica" and
"Revolution." "Caprica" and "Revolution" are said to still be in
contention for a series pickup.


The order for "13" also comes on the heels of Sci Fi's greenlighting a
new "Stargate" series, "Stargate: Universe," last month.
SUPER-"NERD" GIRL TINY FEY, WINS EMMY IN LOWEST RATED AWARDS SHOW EVER!
-EXCEPT RICKY GERVAIS,BRITS "GO HOME WITH NOTHING."
SAVE THE AFRICAN KIDS WITH MISCHA BARTON.
21ST CENTURY MAN, KURTWOOD SMITH'S BEST WEEK YET

Friday, September 19, 2008

SEACREST "OWNS" JEFF PROSBT IN COMIC FIST-FIGHT.
LUDACRIS HONEY-DIPPING THE PLAYMATES.


NOTE-We apologize to Ludacris and his people for running the wrong headline with this video (due to time constraints with a major typo.)Who responded by pulling the video.
DE VITO IS GOING BACK 2 PHILLY.
ONION-IS DISNEY PLAYING GOD TO CREATE NEXT CHILD STAR?

Tuesday, September 16, 2008


MEGAN FOX WENT BI-CURIOUS, BUT ALIENATED HER LESBIAN TARGET.

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," The Transformer star officially proclaimed. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes."

U.S. magazine stated that forever 22 thespian, about to marry the man that almost saved the awful sitcom Freddie and one time, third rate white rapper- Brian Austin Green, admits she attempted a failed romance with a sleazy, Russian stripped called Nikita. This was five years ago, after first arriving in Hollywood.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man,
sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the
Body Shop," Fox responded. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me
back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl,
a stripper named Nikita."

Fox said Nikita turned her on with "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith
ballads." Just like a man, she tried to buy the Russian stripper's love and time "with gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work." Fox only hounded Nikita briefly, before both returned their attention- to men and straightness.

"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde
is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare
hands," she said. "She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed
with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Lastly, the actress called Disney's position against Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens for forcing them to apologize for their sexy photo scandals appalling.
FACE-BREAKER KIM KARDASHIAN DRIVES AWAY...
BROOKE SHIELDS RE-SCHOOLS MARY TYLER MOORE IN LIPSTICK JUNGLE.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Later.