WHY MARY SHEPPARD IS SUCH A C*&^?

NOW ON EARTH, STARBUCK GOES MORTAL AGAIN TO HELP JACK BAUER.

Katee Sackoff had Unfinished Business, with the terrorist scum- plotting to attack the USA next season. After some tense negotiations, with the CTU based show- she will replace Bauer's Monty Penny (Chloe Webb) as:

"Dana Walsh, a smart and competent expert data analyst at CTU with a secret past who is involved with CTU agent Davis Cole (Freddie Prinze Jr.)"

Sackhoff was a last minute addition along with Sarah Michelle Gellar's husband, and Bubba himself, Mykelti Williamson.

HEROES FEATURES AN X MAN TO RELAUNCH THE SHOW.


British, Darth Maul thespian Ray Park, will join the cast of Heroes
next year.The former X Man will play- a "knife Thrower" over small number of shows.Also, L worder Deanne Bray will be "a deaf love interest for one of the main Heroes."
The part IS tailor made for her, due to her own "hearing-impaired actress" status.Season four also features: Robert Knepper from Prison Break as a new lead villain and Madeline Zima will portray Claire Bear's snarky "college roommate" after she wraps Californication.

JOSH JACKSON AND TROY BEAUTY- TO MOVE IN TOGETHER.
From People Magazine.

Bring on the boxes and packing tape, Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger
are moving in together.


Fringe star Joshua Jackson says that he and girlfriend Diane Kruger,
for whom he has the pet name "Mrs.," are planning to settle down as
his hit FOX series relocates to Vancouver from Toronto. Jackson tells
Entertainment Tonight Canada that he needs to find a place to stay,
and he and Kruger have "already made the commitment to do this
together."


For now the two keep track of each other from far apart cities by
phone, text messaging and video chats, which Jackson, 30, prefers
since, "you're there and you can see the face and you can see the
sarcasm."


Meanwhile, Kruger, 32, who is appearing in Inglourious Basterds with
Brad Pitt, recently mentioned that she and Jackson want to have
children. His take on it? "Eventually I hope so," he says, with an
additional message for Kruger's mother: "I know you don't speak
English very well, but somebody should translate this for you 'Don't
worry, you're not about to become a grandmother.'"

IS ANGIE JOLIE TAKING OPRAH'S POWER?

WILL SMITH GETS AN AWARD

THE PEOPLE'S VIEW ON T:SAL

RETURN OF ANCHORMAN LEGEND, RON BURGUNDY TO CONTINUE!!

Comedic actor, Will Ferrell confirmed- he is moving forward with a sequel, to the famed media parody about smug,semi-dim witted TV host- who succeeds in spite of himself.

He told this to the Australian press- while whoring himself out for
Land of the Lost. He will "discuss ideas with Paul Rudd and
Steve Carell-next week."

The Great Recession be damned- he's going to talk about salaries upfront- with the studio heads "[Because] believe me, I'm not taking a pay-cut. No way!"

Also, Christian Applegate is expected to return (as Veronica Corningstone) after her ABC show was cancelled- and for lack of "nothing better to do," for the breast cancer survivor.

CARMEN ELECTRA FRONTS- FOR THE CHELSEA GIRLS.

BOA VISTA'S THRID MAARAGE IS DOA.
SOURCE- wenn.com


CSI: Miami star Eva La Rue has become the latest celebrity to fall
victim of the marriage magazine cover curse - she has called off her
nuptials.The twice-wed actress was hoping to make it third time lucky
when she exchanged vows with seafood businessman Joe Cappuccio - and
cooed about her big plans in the winter 2009 issue of InStyle Wedding.


She also appeared on the cover of the publication, wearing a gown
similar to the one she hoped to wear when she became Mrs Cappuccio.


But, like Courtney Thorne-Smith and Kelly Rowland before her, La Rue
hasn't been able to make good on her wedding magazine plans - there
will be no ceremony.


Speaking to Los Angeles DJ Valentine, the actress reveals, "I got a
beautiful ring out of it (and) he was a good guy.


"Everybody's got issues and everybody's got patterns. Our issues and
patterns just buttered up against each other... Some people are
capable of breaking through these issues and patterns and some people
aren't.


"And, when it becomes an issue of commitment... I think they run deep
and I should have known it (marriage) wasn't going to come to
fruition. You do that girl thing, where you think, 'Maybe I'm
different'... I got hurt."


La Rue was previously married to her All My Children co-star John
Callahan and actor John O'Hurley.

WRITER-DIRECTOR JOSS WHEDON, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR AND ALL THE SCOBBIES- SCREWED OUT OF NEW BUFFY MOVIE!!
-Owner F. Rubel Kuzui to relaunch Star Trek/T4 style- but isn't she responsible for the Pre-Clueless Mega-flop version of Summers (which killed Kristy Swanson's career)from the early '90s?


From MovieWeb:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer may be heading to the big screen, in what is being labeled a remake or relaunch, rather than a sequel or prequel.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, "Buffy" creator Joss Whedon is not involved and the project is not set up at a studio, but Roy Lee and Doug Davison of Vertigo Entertainment are in talks with original movie director Fran Rubel Kuzui and her husband, Kaz Kuzui to bring this remake to theaters.

While Whedon is the person most associated with "Buffy," Kuzui and her Kuzui Enterprises have held onto the rights since the beginning, when she discovered the "Buffy" script from then-unknown Whedon. She developed the script while her husband put together the financing to make the 1992 movie, which was released by Fox.

Kuzui later teamed with Gail Berman, then president of Sandollar Television, bringing back Whedon to make the TV series, which was produced by Fox TV and launched on the WB in 1997. Kuzui and Sandollar received executive producer credits on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff, Angel.

The new "Buffy" film, however, would have no connection to the TV series, nor would it use popular supporting characters like Angel, Willow, Xander or Spike. Vertigo and Kuzui are looking to restart the story line without trampling on the beloved existing universe created by Whedon, putting the parties in a similar situation faced by Paramount, J.J. Abrams and his crew when relaunching Star Trek.

One of the underlying ideas of "Buffy" allows Vertigo and Kuzui to do just that: that each generation has its own vampire slayer to protect it. The goal would be to make a darker, event-sized movie that would, of course, have franchise potential.

KANYE WEST AND RIHANNA, DOING IT WELL.

BRANGELINA WORK THE CANNES RED CARPET. JOLIE MAY HAVE TRASHED MEGAN FOX TOO.

BEN STILLER'S ALTER EGO, TO KILL FRENCH MONKEYS IN THE SMITHSONIAN

MEL GIBSON'S WIFE KNOWS ABOUT HIS LOVE CHILD.

Lethal girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant
with Mel Gibson's child.
Gibson's estranged wife, Robyn, and
the Gibby's kids- have been informed, about the event and Grigorieva is in the second
trimester. Oksana is now living in a home, purchased for her by Gibson. After she left her former home- provided by ex-lover producer and songwriter- David Foster.

NEW TREK FREEDOM BABE, ZOE SALDANA.

HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT BEAUTY CONTESTANT- KEEPS HER TITLE.

IS ANGIE JOLIE WOES W/ BRAD,BECOMING SALT IN THE WOUND.
-Action actress maybe self-mutilating again.

Is Angelina Jolie is "a complete mess!?," Unknown crew people said that,on the set of her current action opus-Salt. They claim that Mrs. Smith is "slowly breaking down" and "spending hours at a time alone in her trailer...and is barely eating."

The sources stated "She keeps forgetting her lines and she’s been shaking and staring into space. In fact, it’s been so bad that some crew members have suspected
she’s using drugs, although that’s out of the question."

Finally, they claim that- she is a real trooper when dealing with her hubby and children. At her trailer, she apparently been listening to Jessica Andrew's Who I Am continuously "and rarely sleeps."

As to the cutting, Jolie has been accused of self-harm before-with her last intended, Billy Bob Thorton. Producers have become concerned that, after her acting, Jolie might slice her prime assets (lips, face ,breasts ;etc.)

They suspect ex-lover and nemesis Jenni Aniston is somehow providing the potential Andrew's induced Karma? As Jolie, one night overplayed the song- while heard loud enough to be, angrily sobbing.

NBC'S APPARENTLY HATED CHIEF BEN SILVERMAN- PRIVATELY RENEWS CHUCK FOR NEXT SEASON.

The network exec sported a Fu Man Chu beard, as he reassured "insiders",fans and advertisers, particular Subway- that the pop-culture based spy-com will return for a full third season for 22 episodes.
The sandwich chain appeared so much- they might become a producer of the show, next year. Silverman also told these people in confidence that Old School Law & Order (currently Tony Andersen's era)and Medium will return, allegedly in case Jay Leno's prime-time talk show fails, as expected.

CHRIS BROWN'S A-HOLE LAW STRATEGY.