LILO PULLS A JANET JACKSON, AT MTV MOVIE AWARDS.


MY FACEBOOK FRIEND ROSE MCGOWAN GOES TO A HIP EATERY.

ON AUG 15,2010- THE HOFF WIL BE "HASELED."








"COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff" Premieres On Sunday, August 15 At 10:00 P.M. ET/PT

NEW YORK-- International superstar and television icon David Hasselhoff has been announced as COMEDY CENTRAL's next Roastee. The show is scheduled to tape this summer in Los Angeles. "The COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff" will air on Sunday, August 15 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.


"I'm honored that COMEDY CENTRAL is going to get 'Hoff' on me," said David Hasselhoff. "I have always been a major fan of Roasts, dating back to the days of the 'Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.' Laughter is the best medicine. Bring it on! I'm ready to take the heat."


"David Hasselhoff is a worldwide celebrity who has and continues to entertain audiences around the globe," said Elizabeth Porter, senior vice president, specials and talent for COMEDY CENTRAL. "By the end of this year's Roast, this pop culture icon will surely see that no slow motion run or life preserver can save him."


The "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff" will be executive produced by Joel Gallen from Tenth Planet Productions, who was also executive producer and director of the "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Joan Rivers," "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Larry The Cable Guy," "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Bob Saget," "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Flavor-Flav," the Emmy-nominated "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of William Shatner" and the "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Pamela Anderson." Larry Thompson will also serve as executive producer and previously held this title on the "COMEDY CENTRAL Roasts" of Joan Rivers and William Shatner. Elizabeth Porter is the executive in charge for the network.

MEGAN FOX IS OFFICIALLY OUT AS LARA CROFT. WARNER BROS. WANT KIM KARDASHIAN FOR THE PART.
-ANGIE JOLIE STILL HAS AN OUTSIDE CHANCE THOUGH.

LOOK AT ALL THIS SHAT!, MY DAD SAYS....

WHAT THE REAL KARATE KID- THINKS OF THIS REBOOT, WITH WILL SMITH'S RILEY FREEMAN-LIKE SON.

BEYONCE SAID F@#$ A DESTINY'S CHILD REUNION.
Source: Columbia Records/Music World

"Contrary to rumors online of a Destiny's Child reunion, there are no plans for the group to reunite for a performance or album. The rumors are false.


Destiny's Child made an unprecedented impact in contemporary music, becoming one of the best-selling groups of all time.


Beyonce, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams have each moved on to successful solo careers. The members remain close, but will not reunite as a group."

CALL OF DUTY LANDS IN ZOMBIE LAND.

SANTA MONICA, Calif., June 4 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Zombies return to the "Death Swamp" in their relentless pursuit for brains today, as Activision Publishing, Inc. (NASDAQ:ATVI) and developer Treyarch released Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES II, an adaptation of the popular "Shi No Numa" map for the iPhone and iPod touch. Originally released as downloadable content for one of the most popular and played online games of 2009, Call of Duty: World at War, "Shi No Numa" gives players new characters, a massive new location, the deadly new Wunderwaffe DG-2, new traps, and the addition of Hellhounds to the attacking legions of Undead. This new app is available for $9.99 through the app store, but fans who own the original Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES can download "Shi No Numa" as an In-App Purchase for $4.99.


Named as one of iTunes Rewind's Best Apps of 2009, Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES faithfully delivers upon the experience of one of the most popular and played online games of 2009. The game offers limitless rounds of a single player experience in addition to intense co-op gameplay experience in full 3-D, allowing up to four players to join a game via Wi-Fi, locally or across the Internet, and up to two players via Bluetooth.


The original Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES and Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES II Apps, developed by Ideaworks Game Studio for the iPhone and iPod touch based on Treyarch's console version, are available for $9.99 from the App Store at www.itunes.com/appstore/. The "Verruckt" map, also developed by Ideaworks Game Studio, is available for $4.99 from the main menus of both Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES and Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES II.


For more information about Call of Duty: World at War, visit www.CoDWaW.com.


About Activision Publishing, Inc.


Headquartered in Santa Monica, California, Activision Publishing, Inc. is a leading worldwide developer, publisher and distributor of interactive entertainment and leisure products.


Activision maintains operations in the U.S., Canada, the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Sweden, Spain, Norway, Denmark, the Netherlands, Australia, Russia, Japan, South Korea, China and the region of Taiwan. More information about Activision and its products can be found on the company's website, www.activision.com.


Cautionary Note Regarding Forward-looking Statements: Information in this press release that involves Activision Publishing's expectations, plans, intentions or strategies regarding the future are forward-looking statements that are not facts and involve a number of risks and uncertainties. Activision Publishing generally uses words such as "outlook," "will," "could," "would," "might," "remains," "to be," "plans," "believes," "may," "expects," "intends," "anticipates," "estimate," future," "plan," "positioned," "potential," "project," "remain," "scheduled," "set to," "subject to," "upcoming" and similar expressions to identify forward-looking statements. Factors that could cause Activision Publishing's actual future results to differ materially from those expressed in the forward-looking statements set forth in this release include, but are not limited to, sales levels of Activision Publishing's titles, shifts in consumer spending trends, the impact of the current macroeconomic environment, the seasonal and cyclical nature of the interactive game market, Activision Publishing's ability to predict consumer preferences among competing hardware platforms, declines in software pricing, product returns and price protection, product delays, retail acceptance of Activision Publishing's products, adoption rate and availability of new hardware (including peripherals) and related software, industry competition, rapid changes in technology, industry standards and consumer preferences, protection of proprietary rights, litigation against Activision Publishing, maintenance of relationships with key personnel, customers, licensees, licensors, vendors and third-party developers, counterparty risks relating to customers, licensees, licensors and manufacturers, domestic and international economic, financial and political conditions and policies, foreign exchange rates and tax rates, integration of recent acquisitions and the identification of suitable future acquisition opportunities, and the other factors identified in the risk factors section of Activision Blizzard's most recent annual report on Form 10-K and any subsequent quarterly reports on Form 10-Q. The forward-looking statements in this release are based upon information available to Activision Publishing and Activision Blizzard as of the date of this release, and neither Activision Publishing nor Activision Blizzard assumes any obligation to update any such forward-looking statements. Forward-looking statements believed to be true when made may ultimately prove to be incorrect. These statements are not guarantees of the future performance of Activision Publishing or Activision Blizzard and are subject to risks, uncertainties and other factors, some of which are beyond its control and may cause actual results to differ materially from current expectations.

RUSSELL BRAND ON GETTING HIMSELF TO THE GREEK.

BIG "SURPRISE", MILEY CYRUS AND THAT GUY FROM THE LAST SONG HAVE BROKEN UP.

WORST LOIS LANE EVER- LEAVES THE ARCLIGHT!

CHUCK SHEEN'S REAL SHOT AT PRISON.

MILEY CYRUS BECOMES A SEXY, SWIMWEAR MODEL AT HER RECENT CONCERT.

MEMORIAL WEEKEND BOX OFFICE.

SMALLVILLE'S TOM WELLING WANTS LANA AND LEX TO RETURN FOR FINAL SEASON.

"WHATCHU TALKIN' 'BOUT" I'M IN HEAVEN, WILLS. AMERICA WILL MISS U,GARY.

FORMER TRANSFORMERS STAR,MEGAN FOX REPLACED WITH PRETTY, LITTLE PROOF OF ACTING NEWCOMER.
-FANS PROBABLY WON'T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.

GARY COLEMAN GOES TO HOSPITAL.

...AND MATT LAUER THOUGHT DR. RICK MARSHALL TOLD HIM TO "SUCK IT."

CHARLIZE THERON'S "HOTNESS" TO BE GIVEN A GUYS CHOICE AWARD.
Source: Spike TV

On June 5, at Sony Studios in Culver City, The Monster star will receive it on the ceremony's fourth edition. Presenters will be "Robert Downey, Jr., James Gandolfini, Scarlett Johansson, Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson, Samuel L. Jackson, Kid Rock," and will air on Spike TV at 10 PM on Sunday, June 20th.

Theron follows last year's winner Halle Berry, for "remarkable acting ability combined with her unbelievable beauty has earned her a legion of fans across the globe." The Academy Award winner, also earned a "Golden Globe Award for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture and Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role. In 2007, men's magazine Esquire named Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Never afraid to mix it up, Spike guys find her equally appealing for her action roles in Hancock, and The Italian Job."

Former Team Coco director, Beth McCarthy-Miller will serve as one of the executive producers. Vote at guyschoice.spike.com to concur with this selection.

MADONNA ON SHORT TO BE NEXT, MEAN AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE.

JESSE JAMES ON BEING A SLEAZY DUMBASS.