LUCY HALE: COULD'VE BEEN A LESS BORING, ANNA STEELE IN 50 SHADES...SERIES.

BOB BURGERS'S JENNY SLATE- MAKES IT RIGHT FOR BI-RACIALS, W/ HER BIG MOUTH.

JOHNNY DEEP AND CUBA GOODING JR., ARE IN AND OUT OF COURT.

TYRA BANKS IS THE NEW HOST OF DANCING W/ THE STARS. WILD N OUT'S NICK CANNON STILL FIRED, FOR ANTI-SEMETIC REMARKS.

NAYA RIVERA IS THE NEWEST GREETER, AT THE PEARLY GATES TONIGHT.

MICHAEL B. JORDAN TO REBOOT AND DIVERSIFY, MOVIE DRIVE-INS.

YES! NICK CANNON IS FIRED, FROM WILD N OUT OVER ANTI-JEWISH REMARKS.

FORMER GLEE STAR, NAYA RIVERA IS PRESUMED DEAD, EXPANDS INTO A MISSING PERSON CASE.

ROSARIO DAWSON'S FIRST CAMERA KISS "THAT I DON'T REGRET..."

KELLY PRESTON, OF TWINS AND JERRY MAGUIRE FAME, DIED OF BREAST CANCER.

CONVICT HARVEY WEINSTEIN, SETTLES ME TOO CASES- FOR OVER $19 MILLION.

CYBORG SHOULD REALIZE, UNLESS "ABUSE" IS RACIST, SEXIST OR INVOLVES VIOLENCE OR MURDER, THERE'S NO CASE AGAINST JOSH WHEDON. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR PRECIOUS SNYDER CUT, JUST BUGGER OFF.

HAMILTON IS DIVERSIFYING THE "GREAT" WHITE WAY.

SEE LAST FAN STANDING'S ONLY FEMALE CHAMPION, W/ BRUCE CAMPBELL.

REAL NEWS: BIGOTED WHITE MOM PICKS FIGHT, W/ BLACK MOM'S DAUGHTER AND ESCALATES FISTFIGHT TO ILLEGAL GUNFIGHT. WHITE COUPLE ARRESTED AND FIRED. BLACK FAMILY COOPERATING AND FREE.

REAL NEWS: LA MAYOR DEFUNDS THE POLICE BY $150 MILLION. IS NYPD NEXT?

REAL NEWS: INCOMPETENT GA COPS HARM WRONG BLACK MAN, IN ARREST. LAWSUIT PENDING.

BLACK PANTHER'S WINSTON DUKE'S FIRST KISS, WAS BY WHITE GIRLS, CONSENSUALLY?! (ON THEIR PART/SVU.)

TV'S HANNA GOES TO RED SPARROW SCHOOL.

ORLANDO BLOOM HAS KNOCKED UP KATY PERRY!