HOT IN CLEVELAND EX-WIFE, VALERIE BERTINELLI AND THEIR SON WOLF, GIVE A FINE SEND-OFF- TO DEPARTED EDDIE VAN HALEN.

EPIC GUITARIST ED VAN HALEN, MAKING SURE "HEAVEN WILL BE ELECTRIC TONIGHT (LENNY KRAVITZ.")

REAL NEWS: EVIL TRUMP CLAIMS COVID, TO GET OUT OF DEBATES THAT FURTHER LOWERED HIS POLLING,AFTER FIRST DISASTER OF A DEBATE.

RICK MORANIS ATTACKED,BY ALLEGED BLACK BASTARD. PERP STILL ON THE LOOSE!

BOXER GIGI HADID, HAD SINGER ZAYN MALIK'S LOVE CHILD.

A GAME OF THRONES REAL LIFE COUPLE, HAVE AN ACTUAL KID.

MANSCAPED PRESENTS: THE CUP, ON THE SLOW BURN DEMISE OF LOUSY GAMESTOP.

CARDI B'S HUBBY, RAPPER OFFSET IS TO STEP OFF-FOR GOOD.

BLACK "POWER", CONTINUES AS A DEADLY "GHOST"?

ACTRESS JANELLE MONAE'S FINDS HER PERSONAL BELOVED.GIVES ALL SLAVE OWNER'S SOULS-THE MIDDLE FINGER-AS THEY'RE TRAPPED IN THEIR OWN PERSONAL HELL.

DWAYNE JOHNSON'S NEW COFFEE TABLE BOOK- TO PAY FOR HIS FAMILY'S COVID TREATMENT.

MADONNA TO WRITE,DIRECT AND CAMEO IN HER OWN BIO-PIC. ACTING WILL BE MINIMAL.

CYNTHIA NIXON DECLARES, J.K. ROWLING'S A BITCH OVER- TWEETS HER SON -FINDS OFFENSE.

EMT FIRST RESPONDER, BREONNA TAYLOR'S FAMILY GETS CASH JUSTICE AND MINOR POLICE REFORMS

ELLEN'S ROLE, AS REAL LIFE LARRY SANDERS- SHOW CONTINUES...

IS TMZ A TOXIC,RACIST/SEXIST TV PAPER CHASE??!!

THANKS, RYAN REYNOLDS! RICK MORANIS IS BACK! HIS KIDS ARE FINALLY IN COLLEGE AND READY W/ SHRUNK REBOOT.

THE NEW BATMAN,ROBERT PATTINSON, GOT THE COVID-19.

ANNA FARIS QUITS BEING MOM, ANTI-CHARLIE SHEEN LIKE (W/O DRUG ISSUE...IRONICALLY).

ZENDAYA EUPHORIC OVER FRENCH STAR, IN NEW SCI-FI FILM!