MUSICIAN DR. DRE, IN ICU -OVER BRAIN CLOTTING ISSUES.

MICHAEL KEATON RETURNS AS THE MAIN BATMAN, IN NEW TRILOGY.

EX-BOND GIRL TANYA ROBERTS, BECOMES THAT 70s ANGEL AGAIN.

BIPOLAR LADY BOXER SUCCEEDS, W/ 2 WAYS HOME.

DAWN WELLS, TV'S MARY ANN RETURNS TO HEAVEN- TO CONTINUE HER ETERNAL CATFIGHT W/ GINGER.

KIM+KANYE, ON THE ROCKS?

AUNT BECKY IS NOW A PAROLEE.

BETTER CALL SAUL'S BOB ODENKIRK ,IS NOBODY.

THE LITTLE THINGS, COULD HELP DENZEL WASHINGTON TO ANOTHER HIT FILM.

THAT BLACK BASTARD THAT -ATTACKED RETURNING GHOST-BUSTER STAR, RICK MORANIS- IS NOW ARRESTED.

WHEN HE REALIZED JOE BIDEN WOULD SAVE AMERICA- ALEX TREBEK CHECKED OFF THE EARTH.

BRAD PITT'S CURRENT MAY-DECEMBER ROMANCE, IN THE TOILET.

FAST & FURIOUS DIES OUT, IN 2 MORE FILMS AND STARLORD IS THE AVENGERS WORST CHRIS?!

ROCKAPELLA: "LORI LOUGHLIN...IN JAIL!"

QUIBI SUCKS AND IS OUT OF BUSINESS NOW!

OSCAR WINNER AND O.G. JAMES BOND, SEAN CONNERY DEFENDS HEAVEN, NOW. HE CLOCKED OUT ON EARTH @ 90.

ME TOO SWARMS FILM PRODUCER (ATOMIC BLOND'S) DAVID GUILLOD, OVER TEN SEX ASSAULT CHARGES.

JARED LETO WILL FUCK UP JOKER AGAIN (IN ZNYDER'S CUT OF JUSTICE LEAGUE) OFFICIALLY DOOMING THE FILM,MAKING JOSH WHEDON'S VERSION BETTER.

THE VOICE'S GWEN STEFANI AND BLAKE SHELTON FINALLY START TO GET HITCHED.

EX HOME IMPROVEMENT SON- ZACK TY "BRAD" BRYAN- IN JAIL, FOR CHOCKING GIRLFRIEND.