JENNIFER LOPEZ TOLD BASEBALL DUDE ALEX RODRIGUEZ...GOODBYE. IS MARC ANTHONY TRYING TO GET HER BACK?

ROCK-APELLA: LADY GAGA'S DOGNAPPERS AND SHOOTER "....IN JAIL!!"

THANKS JOAQUIN PHOENIX, THE OSCARS ENDED WEIRDLY AGAIN.

BRAD PITT DOES WHAT HE DOES BEST (@ 50+ NOW)...MAKE LADIES SEXUALLY BLUSH.

@ OSCARS 2021,NOMAD-LAND REMAINS OVERRATED.

CITY HALL IS BULLYING SKID ROW HOMELESS, AWAY FOR THE OSCARS 2021.

SEMI-RACIST FLETCH- CHEVY CHASE DRIVES HOME, AFTER NEAR 6 WEEKS IN A HOSPITAL.

NERVOUSLY, EX VEEP STAR TONY HALE SAID- DEREK CHAUVIN'S GUILTY VERDICT WILL HELP AMERICA.

DWYANE WADE FACES THE CUBE- FOR $250K! WILL THE BODY SHOW UP, TOO?

IS HOLLYWOOD EGOT PRODUCER, A MEAN LITTLE BASTARD? SEE TOM CRUISE IN TROPIC THUNDER.

SINGER DEMI LOVATO HATES THE BIG CHILL? DOES GLENN CLOSE KNOW?

PEG BUNDY IS A REBEL OR ERIN BROCKOVICH

ANNA TAYLOR JOY IS YOUNG FURIOSA?! CHRIS HEMSWORTH TO CAMEO, SNOW WHITE STYLE W/ CHARLIZE THERON.

WILL MALIN AKERMAN & BELLA THORNE, RETURN FOR SUPER CHICK FIGHT??

THE CLOSER BITCHED OUT, IN 6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON.

LUPITA NYONG'O STILL MOURNS, ON-AIR LOVE CHADWICK "BLACK PANTHER" BOSEMAN.

WILL SMITH EMANCIPATES HIS FILM, FROM JIM CROW/REPUBLICAN LED GEORGIA.

ARC-LIGHT AND PACIFIC THEATRE CHAINS ARE CLOSED PERMANENTLY.FUCK YOU, COVID!

DID DECEASED DMX- FLIP OFF SATAN- ON HIS WAY UP THERE? RIP, HOMIE.

DMX IS GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU, IN HEAVEN NOW.