SPIDERMAN'S TOM HOLLAND....GQ MAN OF THE YEAR?

THE PORTLY CHILD OF MONSTER'S BALL HAS DIED, FOR REAL THIS TIME. THE 30-YR OLD'S MINT JULEP AWAITS,NEAR THE PEARLY GATES.

SINGER ADELE'S MUSIC SPECIAL BEATS COVID OSCARS '20, IN THE RATINGS.

SECURITY AGENT QUIT, JUST BEFORE THE ASTRO-WORLD MASSACRE.

GHOSTBUSTERS 3: AFTERLIFE'S RED CARPET.

GEORGE CLOONEY TALKS ABOUT ALEC BALDWIN'S "STUPID MISTAKES" ON RUST.

BRITNEY SPEARS FINALLY SINGS "I'M FREE" ,FROM HER NEO-EVIL DAD'S CONSERVATORSHIP! IS THE VOICE, NEXT?

STACEY ABRAMS-BE AN OPRAH STYLE TALK SHOW HOST- WITH THE $200 MILLION IN MEDICAL DEBT, SHE JUST ELIMINATED.

ROSAMUND PIKE SPINS- THE WHEEL OF TIME FOR $5,000.

LADY DOLPHIN OF A DOLPHIN'S TALE MOVIES, IS IN THE BIG AQUARIUM IN THE SKY.

GUILTY PARTY ENTERED COURT ,OVER THE MURDER OF RAPPER MAC MILLER.

OTHERS CONTINUE TO SHIT ON RAPPER TRAVIS SCOTT, OVER THE ASTRO-WORLD MASSACRE.

IT WAS INEVITABLE. ALEC BALDWIN SUED CIVILLY FOR THE RUST KILLING.

BET HOST TERRENCE J- VICTIM OF FOLLOW HOME ROBBERY IN RICH WHITE CA 'HOOD.

STAR OF TIGER KING 1 SUES PRODUCERS OF TIGER KING 2.

SNOOP DOGG WANTS RAPPERS TO BE SHOWN THE MONEY, LIKE AEROSMITH.

COPS LOOKING TO BUST RAPPER TRAVIS SCOTT, AT THE ASTRO-WORLD TRAVESTY.

OCEAN CLEANERS DESTROYING PACIFIC PLASTIC PATCH. TURNS PLASTIC INTO RECYCLABLE DUST, FOR EXPENSIVE SUNGLASSES.

WILL SMITH WANTED TO OFF HIMSELF, "ONCE...ONCE." THEN, JOSH BROLIN REMINDS ALL ABOUT FIGHTING SOBRIETY ON DUNE.

WILL FERRELL SAID, ELF 2 WON'T BE MADE- DESPITE $30 MILLION OFFER.