LOST UPCOMING ACTRESS, DISCOVERED DEAD- IN HOLLYWOOD.

IS AMERICAN ASSHOLE ALEC BALDWIN,LIABLE IN COURT?

REAL NEWS-CA FANS "RUN IT BACK," AS LA RAMS "DREAM" COMES TRUE,AS SUPERBOWL 56 CHAMPS!

SEE LET'S SUE ALEC BALDWIN, DAILY ON COURT TV. KEEP IT "RUST"Y!

RAPPER KODAK BLACK AND 3 OTHERS SHOT, AT JUSTIN BIEBER'S END OF WATCH PARTY.

BOB SAGET DIED APPARENTLY, OF "HEAD TRAMA" FROM A HEADBOARD OR SLIPPED IN THE BATHTUB!? NO FOUL PLAY.

COWARDLY "BABY" RAPPER ATTACKS/ATTEMPTED MURDER, ON BROTHER-IN-LAW IN BOWLING ALLEY.

COMIC DAVE CHAPPELLE FUCKS OVER HIS OWN PEOPLE, AND DESTROYS AFFORDABLE HOUSING FOR BLACK AND BROWN FOLKS.

QUICK, U HAVE TIL DA DAY AFTER SUPERBOWL 56-TO GET SOME OF EMINEM'S MOM'S PASTA.

ANTI-AMERICAN RUDY GIULIANI, CONS HIS WAY ONTO FOX'S (NOT NEWS) MASKED SINGER. I CAN SEE YOUR VOICE HOST AND SINGER ROBIN THICKE- WALK OFF IN PRO-AMERICAN PROTEST.

FLEDGLING TEEN RAPPER, SHOT VALIANT BLACK COP, IN NY CRIME SPREE.

SINGER JANET JACKSON MADE DOCU "JANET J.," OVER NIPPLE-GATE SCANDAL,THAT BENEFITED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

EMMY WINNER PETER DINKLAGE, MIDDLE FINGERS DISNEY'S SNOW WHITE LIVE REBOOT, AS RACIST TO THE HEIGHT CHALLENGED.

ACTOR EVAN RACHEL WOOD GOT ME TOO-ED AND RACIALLY ATTACKED, BY ROCKER MARILYN MASON.

HITCH ACTOR, MICHAEL RAPAPORT- CATCHES SHOPLIFTER ON VIDEO AND SECURITY DIDN'T DO JACK.

CARDI B. WINS MILLION DOLLAR+ SETTLEMENT, WITH BLACK LADY BLOGGER RUNNING LONG-TERM SMEAR CAMPAIGN,

AMERICAN DREAM, ON THE TRUTH ABOUT DISNEY EMPLOYEES- BEING NICKEL AND DIMED @ DA EL CAPITAN THEATRE AND PARKS.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CAUSED CAR CRASH,INVOLVING 4 CARS.

FUNNY U SHOULD ASK,EMMY WINNING BASKETS CASE LOUIE ANDERSON, SNEEKED PAST THE PEARLY GATES GUARDS (1ST TIME IN 2500 YEARS.)

A BAT INTO DOWNTOWN HEAVEN? SINGER MEATLOAF HAS A GIN AND TONIC WITH BOB SAGAT.