ROB PATTINSON FELT KICKED IN THE BALLS, AFTER BEING THE BATMAN.

REAL NEWS:SLAIN CIVIL RIGHTS ICON EMMETT TILL, FINALLY GETS A LAW OF HIS OWN- AGAINST LYNCHINGS.

MORE DETAILS ON ACTOR EVAN RACHEL WOOD, GETTING SUED- BY SATANIC ROCKER MARILYN MANSON.

ROCKER MARILYN MASON- MAKES BAIL AND SUES ACTRESS EVAN RACHEL WOOD FOR SLANDER.

SALMA HAYEK'S BEST FRIEND, PENELOPE CRUZ EARNS RESPECT, AT NEW YORK MUSEUM.

NEXT SEASON, IT'S SUPER SQUID GAME,WITH YOUR HOST...STAR TREK VOYAGER'S GARRET WANG.

COOL SUPER LIBERALS,MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND FRAN DRESCHER- SPEAK IN SUPPORT OF DEMOCRACY IN UKRAINE VS. RUSSIA.

IS KANYE "YE" WEST STALKING KIM KAR AND SNL'S PETE DAVIDSON?

THE SQUID GAME WINS BIG, AT SAG AWARDS.

DR. STRANGE SAID, TO SUPPORT UKRAINE OVER EVIL EMPIRE RUSSIA.

THE WB/BATMAN REFUSES TO WORK WITH VILLAIN PUTIN, IN RUSSIAN BOX OFFICE.

CELEBS RETURN TO SAG-AFTRA AWARDS TO WITNESS, WILL SMITH FINALLY WIN AN ACTOR AWARD.

BETTER CALL SAUL CANCELLED.

TV TALKER WENDY WILLIAMS FIRED OVER HEALTH, FOR FORMER FLAT EARTHER- SHERRI SHEPPARD.

MILA KUNIS AND HUBBY ASTON KUTCHER, STANDS WITH UKRAINE.

RYAN REYNOLDS & BLAKE LIVELY GIVE BIG BUCKS, TO RECENT UKRAINIAN WAR EFFORT TO SAVE ITS DEMOCRACY-FROM RUSSIANS.

LOST UPCOMING ACTRESS, DISCOVERED DEAD- IN HOLLYWOOD.

IS AMERICAN ASSHOLE ALEC BALDWIN,LIABLE IN COURT?

REAL NEWS-CA FANS "RUN IT BACK," AS LA RAMS "DREAM" COMES TRUE,AS SUPERBOWL 56 CHAMPS!

SEE LET'S SUE ALEC BALDWIN, DAILY ON COURT TV. KEEP IT "RUST"Y!