THE BIEBERS- HAYLEY AND JUSTIN- ARE BARELY SURVIVING STROKES AND COVID.

A BALD TIFFANY HADDISH, HELPS "NICK FUCKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG...CAGE" WITH A 3RD COMEBACK WITH ...MASSIVE TALENT.

PLEASURE IS THE MOST INSIDE VIEW OF PORN, SINCE BOOGIE NIGHTS.

RUST ARMORER TELLS ALEC BALDWIN,HE'S FULL OF SHIT.

THEY WON'T BRING BACK,BACK 2 THE FUTURE'S RIDE-SUPER NINTENDO WORLD- COMES TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD.

COLIN FARRELL WILL SLUM IT UP, ON STREAMING TV- FOR THE BATMAN PREQUEL SHOW, THE PENGUIN.

MORE ON CONVICTED EMPIRE STAR, JUSSIE SMOLLETT'S LEGAL ASS-KICKING.

CONVICTED JUSSIE SMOLLETT GETS 1/2 YEAR IN PRISON, MAKES DEFIANT STATEMENT TO THE JUDGE.

RACIST COPS MISTAKE BLACK PANTHER DIRECTOR, RYAN COOGLER- FOR BANK ROBBER,IN ATLANTA.

NEWCOMER DAMSON IDRIS IS FX'S SNOFALL.

AQUAMAN SUPPORTS STEP-DAUGHTER CATWOMAN,WHILE REUNITED WITH RACHEL F. BANKS.

IN 25 YEARS OR LESS, DID CORRUPT LA COPS- IN THE RAMPART SCANDAL- KILL BIGGIE SMALLS?

DID WILL SMITH FEARLESSLY PRACTICE HIS OSCAR SPEECH,AT THE SAG AWARDS?

ROB PATTINSON FELT KICKED IN THE BALLS, AFTER BEING THE BATMAN.

REAL NEWS:SLAIN CIVIL RIGHTS ICON EMMETT TILL, FINALLY GETS A LAW OF HIS OWN- AGAINST LYNCHINGS.

MORE DETAILS ON ACTOR EVAN RACHEL WOOD, GETTING SUED- BY SATANIC ROCKER MARILYN MANSON.

ROCKER MARILYN MASON- MAKES BAIL AND SUES ACTRESS EVAN RACHEL WOOD FOR SLANDER.

SALMA HAYEK'S BEST FRIEND, PENELOPE CRUZ EARNS RESPECT, AT NEW YORK MUSEUM.

NEXT SEASON, IT'S SUPER SQUID GAME,WITH YOUR HOST...STAR TREK VOYAGER'S GARRET WANG.

COOL SUPER LIBERALS,MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND FRAN DRESCHER- SPEAK IN SUPPORT OF DEMOCRACY IN UKRAINE VS. RUSSIA.