PRESS YOUR LUCK-WITH THE LUCKIEST MAN IN AMERICA.

JACK QUAID "CAN'T FEEL PAIN",SO HE NEEDS MORE...NOVOCAINE!

ELF STAR FAIZON LOVE, SAID NOT GUILTY TO HOTEL DESK JOCKEY ASSAULT.

PORN VERSION OF WHEN HARRY MET SALLY,ANORA WINS BEST PICTURE OSCAR.

SEAN BAKER WINS TOP DIRECTOR OSCAR, FOR ANORA.

GAMORA'S HIGH KICKS HER 1ST OSCAR,ZOE SALDANA SCORES FOR EMILIA PEREZ.

MIKEY MADISON WINS OSCAR,AS FIGHTING STRIPPER ANORA.

ADRIEN! BRODY WINS OSCAR ,FOR THE BRUTALIST.

LA FIREFIGHTERS TRASH HOLLYWOOD VERBALLY FOR OSCARS.

MORGAN FREEMAN'S HEARTFELT WORDS, FOR THE LATE GENE HACKMAN.

KIERAN CULKIN (SURPASSES BRO MAC) WITH AN OSCAR FOR BEING, A REAL PAIN.

SCROOGED STAR AND HOT HOT HOT! SINGER BUSTER POINDEXTER (DAVID JOHANSEN) PLAYS ABOVE CAESAR'S PALACE IN VEGAS HEAVEN,ON WEEKENDS.

DC MOVIE PALACE'S ROOF COLLAPSED, DURING SHOWING OF HIT FILM CAPTAIN AMERICA:BRAVE NEW WORLD.

DID BAD LIVER BEFALL GOSSIP GIRL'S MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG?

LEGENDARY 2X OSCAR WINNING ACTOR GENE HACKMAN,HIS WIFE BETSY AND DOG-ENTERED HEAVEN ABOVE NEW MEXICO,UNDER ODD CONDITIONS.

BUFFY'S LITTLE SISTER DAWN (MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG) REACHES HEAVEN EARLY,JUST UNDER 40 YRS. YOUNG.

HOW A$AP ROCKY MIDDLE FINGERED A$AP RELLI ,IN COURT-BY BEING NOT GUILTY.

RAPPER A$AP ROCKY, GETS OFF ON CHARGES-AND WILL DO THE SAME FOR WIFE RHIANNA.

RAPPER A$AP ROCKY FACES 24 YRS,IN PRISON-AS JURY DELIBERATES.

JAY Z AND DIDDY'S CASH CASE,OVER STATUTORY MINOR-HAS DISCHARGED,IN THEIR FAVOR.