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SAM L. JACKSON'S AND SALMA HAYEK'S MAGNUM OPUS.

TAYLOR SWIFT VS. A TRASHY DJ?

KINDA SEE RHIANNA'S NIPPLE!

SALMA HAYEK FIGHTS DECENTLY, ALONGSIDE THE HITMAN'S BODYGUARD!

THE GUNSLINGER ON THE DARK TOWER.

IS MIDNIGHT,TEXAS GOING TO BE THE NEXT TRUE BLOOD?

REAL NEWS: DID TRUMP JUST FUCK UP AGAIN!?

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CHRIS BROWN STALKS RHI-RHI.

DID THE EX-PRATTS SPELL DIVORCE, J. LAW?

ABC IS BETTER THAN NETFLIX?

TAYLOR SWIFT MAY SEE HER SHADOW, THIS YEAR?

SELENA GOMEZ'S NEW FETISH.

HALLE BERRY MAKES THE CALL AGAINST KIDNAP.

HACKERS WANT THEIR HBO GO.

CHARLIZE THERON CAN'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT ATOMIC BLONDE!

BEYONCE'S $100K NEW NANNIES!

THOR AND BIG HANNAH MONTANA ARE SMOKING WEED?!

CATCH WILDER VALDERRAMA'S TRASHY NEW PUPPET SHOW.