ALL'S FAIR WITH VANITY

Tiny-breasted Domino actress, Keira Knightley admitted that she posed for her sexual Double Dare photo shoot with the gorgeous Scarlett Johansson (from the awful Island) on Vanity Fair's cover, without shaving her legs.
As she was stripping down- she stated, "It's now or never. I'm not completely comfortable with my body, but I thought...F&*k it."

HEATH LEDGER GONE, CROWE... BACK IN?

Director Baz Luhrmann can't find a star, to save his film. His $150 million mega-musical, described as the Austrialian Gone with the wind- was to star the Knight's Tale star, but he passed on it, to star on a higher profile film. The original star Russell Crowe, is still interested in plying the part. Luhrmann is resisting this, because constant script changes, demanded by Crowe "wore thin" with the director. As he scours the U.S., looking for his accented Rhett Butler, X-man & Broadway star, Hugh Jackman's name keeps coming up.

KUNG FU FANS WISH COMES TRUE-JACKIE CHAN & JET LI TO TEAM UP IN A MOVIE!

The Ebert & Roper website confirmed that the Rush Hour Maven Jackie Chan & Lethal Weapon 4 villain Jet Li will star in a martial arts epic. Right now, it is called the J & J plan. This may be Li's last film, as the Oracle's guardian is tiring of the kick-punch genre, is looking to move on to other types of films. The site also said that- a prequel to the Da Vinci Code called Angels & Demons is being prepaired, and names like Michael Mann are being thrown around to replace director Ron Howard.

LINDSEY V. PARIS- NEW "FRIENIMIES."

Lindsey Lohan has stolen Paris Hilton's boy-toy, right out from under her. The Mean Girls star & her new suitor Stavros Niarchos (the guy Paris was flirting with at a Lakers game- when both were booed, by the crowd when seen on big screen at center court,) were appearently screwing five days- before the couple officially broke up.

This may explain why a news-clip, has been circling at youtube.com- of some irate asshole attacking Lohan as "fire-crouch" and Paris giggling in agreement, all the while.

Meanwhile, Paris drowned her sorrows...if she has any...by singing to a Rod Stewart ditty, while dancing on a table top at the Cannes Film Festival.

WHEN HUGH MET CLINT

X-Men: The Last Stand star Hugh "The Boy from Oz" Jackman, was recalling his meeting of the Million Dollar Baby director. He used Eastwood's seminal performance from The Good, the Bad & The Ugly and Dirty Harry to form Wolverine's scarred psyche.

It was at a WB (movie) luncheon, Jackman told a group of French reporters. It was five ago and Eastwood was behind him in line- both ready to order lunch. As Jackman tried to introduce himself by currying favor with Clint by stating "...People have being saying I look a little bit like you." Eastwood just glared at him, like he was an idiot and stated "You're holding up the line, kid."

Jackman revealed that their will be extreme losses on both sides of the X-Men equation and that Wolverine will finally begin his accession- as leader of the team. Like Electra, there WILL be a spin-off focusing on Hugh's alter ego's beginnings, since he learned too much now, by the third chapter's (and most likely X-Men's ) finale.

He will co-produce the film with his Seed productions with 20th Century Fox, even though its the 21st century. The company is not just another tax write off for actors, Jackman revealed that actors should always be "proactive" and not be " a victim sitting by the phone waiting for a call."

An Artist slips from Easy ST. To Hard Way.

Famed watercolors painter Mary Angela, who is known for her works, Shermado, the Bedtime Story and a portrait of a native American woman (who bears a striking resemblance to Jennifer Lopez) has become homeless. Due to personal crisis in her life, she's become trapped in a shelter in Los Angeles. While she waits for her Section 8 funds to clear, she talks about all the great adventures she experienced throughout her life.

She has had her work collected by the likes of tennis superstars Billy Jean King & Chris Evert, Lakers owner Jerry Buss and Famed Musician Duke Ellington, which she spoke with great fondness about their friendship.

Eddie Murphy is Norbit.

While on the set of the Warner Bros film, Norbit...Eddie Murphy is said to be really phoning it in; An unnamed executive visiting the set surmised. He only appeared in close ups and key scenes with the main actors. The executive also feared that Murphy will keep up his trademark stoicism when the time come to promote the film in the media. Also, White Chicks co-star Marlon Wayans will play his character....With the largest Afro ever conceived for movie making.

A Road Tripper's Come Back?

On the set of Tom Green's new movie (working title-Infamous) he was rudely complaining to his costumers about his wardrobe for a driving scene. After that, the man-woman team left his dressing room. The man commented that his wasn't surprised as Green had a bad attitude and "no taste." After that Green's name tag on his trailer fell to the ground.

TO HELL WITH AOL! FREE SPEECH FOREVER!

Those bastards at AOL deleted my pages. I guess Denise Richards has more power in the industry than I thought. HA HA. I'd like to thank those of you who visited my page, when it existed. It is going to take me some time- to reinvent the site. I now have to post all new content, plus learn the ways of the blog. So, please give me some time and Stay Tuned. Later.