EXPOSE: YO ADRIAN!!STOP BEING A HOMOPHOBIC AUDIENCE BOOKER.

Beware working for the BARELY minimum wage paying, quickly decaying whore-known only as Adrian. Anyone who has working for the shrill voiced and her ugly British bulldog second, who only goes by Alex, are known for bullying those poor souls who they don't like, because the are no protection for the so-called workers of the secret business of audience work in CA. Since, they are no unions for this type of work or taxes paid (therefore technically the "independent contractor" has few, if little rights working for what maybe only one day barely, if that.)

The worst of which is an unfortunately personal LIE that plagues this reporter. When I checked out a sexy, Hawaiian looking lady for a moment she used the moment to start,Do u think he's straight poll with two ugly girls one of which works for her. Than told me that this believe would "always follow me and you can't run form it" Then, later Alex joked wouldn't book me "...Because WE HATE YOU" and she laughed gleefully.

First, I'M NOT GAY and never engaged in such acts. So, it disgusting to see people engaged in a bigoted conspiracy to turn me into a gay joke (you have Perez Hilton for that and he is out) and then get mad me because I REFUSE to play out stereotypical gayness (Richard Simmons;etc..) This just proves my theory--just how childish, evil and narrow-minded cliquish people like this, really are.

Basically, the only reason I went was to get a sneak peek (and make a little dough) on the then new show Identity, because this selfish c*&% and her ugly, rotund Brit blocked my way, just because they could.

Also, I don't care if it just a joke they use because they know it will hurt me or play on others' worst and basically UNPROVEN fears and hatred of gays. It needs to stop. It's boring and just shows why they are where they are in life. At the very bottom of the reality TV well, where hopefully they will drown.

I, like so many of you have too many problems in my life and then have to deal with open hate on an issue where there is no proof of guilt on my part. The only proof on that for anyone, is being caught fucking another man: innuendo and stigmatizing minor behaviors are just sadistic LIES. If you don't like me, I could give less than a
f$%* myself. So, idiots act professionally and basically leave me alone, I was there for the money and to do my jobs--not to be a target or a victim.

NOTE: Please forgive my somewhat personal response to this report. Like any good journalist, you try not to get to involved with the story beyond the telling of it, even in so-called Hollywood news.

ARE DENNIS MILLER AND MICHAEL RICHARDS RACIST RUNNING BUDDIES?

Dennis Miller had his MSNBC talk show canceled, not just because it sucked or had low ratings, or turned his back on his liberal roots-like he was Ron Silver.

An inside source- formerly involved with the audience casting- reveled that Miller told them point blank, that he wanted more white faces in the crowd,as that was his show's demographic. He also hinted that unless they seemed to be big fans, to severely reduce, the number of blacks in his audience too.

This might explain Miller's GUILT, when he appeared as guest on the new surprise hit, Politically Incorrect style show- Comic Unleashed with Byron Allen (Yes, He's still around & Entertainers is still a late-night cult hit!?)Miller even attempted a joke, so controversial & mean spirited, filled with personal libel that it was severely bleeped from the final version that aired in LA last night on KABC-7.

NO DEAL! ARSENIO GONE AS DAYTIME DEALMASTER. MARK CURRY IN?

Buzzer blog reported that the one time Prince of late night, has bolted from the syndicated version of Deal or No Deal. He ran into major problems, from the network big wigs. Hanging w/ Mr. Copper Star and host of the brief, but short lived Don't Forget Your Toothbrush, Mark Curry is close to signing on, as the show's new MC.

SUPER LIBERAL CRUSADER, GLORIA ALLRED TO REP VICTIMS OF HATEFUL, IDIOTIC, TIRADE OF MICHAEL "KRAMER" RICHARDS-IN COURT.

"There was nothing professional about his act at all!," Frank McBride and Kyle Doss, the LA two- who were the called the N-word like it was 1799. "I just told him- Hey!! My friend doesn't think your funny and after that..."F*&% U N-word!" Doss likens the incident to a hateful lesson of Richards telling them (He'll)"still be rich and he'll still be (black.)"

Allred "issued a challenge" to Cosmo to apologize to the two in person, and not through the media. If he doesn't, he will "bear the consequence" in court AKA give us a proper settlement or else.

McBride and Doss stated, they felt the Letterman apology "was totally fake. It was forced...It wasn't sincere." What do the two men want after a revolting incident like this? "To be compensated for what happened," declared Doss.

Micheal Richards Apologizes On David Letterman

There are no words. Play the tape, if u think he's telling the truth or just trying to save his ass.

EMINEM TO PLAY "THE HEART OF A MAN" AND "A KNIGHT WITHOUT HONOR IN A SAVAGE LAND" IN 50'S TV WESTERN REMAKE.

The caustic lyricist has been absent from the big screen for four years now (since Oscar winning 2002 flick 8 Mile.) Still, he will pick the role of gun-fighter Palladin in the re-"imagining" of Rabbit Ears era western, Have Gun Will Travel.

The rapper will record a new version of the theme & songs inspired by the era- on his soundtrack for the movie.

It seems the story will be adapted for modern times and be filmed in Detroit. Em also intends to maintian the classy and highly educated veneer of the two-gun, peace maker.

FIRST MR. SPEARS, JASON ALEXANDER RATES FAILED HUSBAND K-FED!

"I think he is an idiot," proclaimed the UFC pit-fighter with one of, the shortest marriages in human history (55 Hrs.) He considered the nascent rapper: a male gold-digger, since all he'd seen him do "is spend money."

"I still love her...," the big lug admitted and seem to be requesting a second chance. "I'm a good guy to talk to and I'm here for you." Apparently, Alexander had seen a recent rerun of Seinfeld, since "that there for you crap...is genius."

Borat's Pimp My Ride (exxklusiv.)

More with the annoying, Arab "journalist" with that MTV flavor.

SICK, RUSSIAN BASTARD FAILS TO DESTROY MATERIAL GIRL STAR HILARY DUFF.

Maksim Miakovsky was arrested by police for his murderous attempted to eliminate singer/actress Hilary Duff. The barely legal Russian immigrant was arrested at a Manhattan Beach hotel after speaking with a P.I. (hired by Duff) to confirm his intention to do harm to the ex- Lizzie McGuire star.

Duff took out a restraining order on him last month when her life and that of her paramour Good Charlotte front man Joel Madden, by the Ex-Commonwealthist.

The allegedly, sick boy rots in jail, waiting to be released on $200,000 with his first day in court to take place tomorrow.

OWEN WILSON TAKES SANTA MONICA,CA BY STORM.
(AN EXCLUSIVE!)
His new flick, Dilbit Taylor was filming in the area today. The film closed down a popular Italian restaurant and an area called the Mine Shaft, near a local pawn shop.

The Paramount movie, then moved back to the Pizza Parlor to finish for the evening. When the crew first arrived, a gaggle of senior citizen background artists- flocked into the restaurant.

MEDIABYTES: COMIC AS NEW TV SHOW, & 24's POWER PLAY.

Moon Knight is about Marc Specter becoming a Batman-like crime fighter, after being bestowed the power of The Egyptian god of moon who lords over vengeance. The show is being developed by a Canadian company for the American syndicated market.

ON 24, Powers Booth will play V.P. to Bobby Kennedyish realist and "bro" ex-pres. David Palmer, Wayne as he does what the real RFK never did, survive to make it to the white house. Plus, Harold & Kumar's Kal Penn with assist Star Trek vets, Alex Siddig (Syrianna)and James Cromwell (First Contact, Babe) with the saving of Jack Bauer from Communist China. Every second counts on Jan 14.

Here's the new host of Daytime Deal or No Deal, Arseniooooooooooo Hall!!

That's right. His friend & frequent guest to his old talk show, Howie Mandel suggested him for the daytime version and a deal was quickly sealed.

Ars has been taping test shows for weeks now.

WITH SMITH GONE, CBS GOES TO WILL....SMITH FOR THEIR NEXT HIT.

The Smiths (Will and Jada-NOT John & Jane) along with Showrunners, Jan Nash and Jennifer Levin will produce an ER/Outbreak type show for the Eye network. The show will focus on Center for Disease Control healers traveling the world to destroy all evil assed diseases.

FINISH CIA PATSY STAN. ARRRGGGH!! LETHAL LOIS WINS. HA HA AH HA HA.


Go to this website, to see if the family from the SECOND best animated show (after The Simpsons)- can defeat the kinda popular knock-off of the Griffins. The Simpsons and the Hills are pressing legal action for not being involved in this endeavor.

Also, due to their pacifist, liberal beliefs, Guy's Brian and the remaining Dad members are sitting the violent satire of expliotation out, for now. Finally, beat all known fighters in the game and you face the grand champion, Ryu from Street Fighter 2!!



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FIND YOUR HAPPY HOUR WHEN SMITH IS KIDNAPPED, BY THE NETWORKS.

In other words, these three shows have just been canceled. The actually winner is receiving their walking papers first, was the dark Ray-Liotta/Virgina Madsen caper serial. It was never a contender against arrogantly, funny Boston Legal and SVU juggernaut on Tuesday.

Kidnapped's destruction was a long time coming as the Tim Hutton (Ordinary People) starer couldn't muster-half the number of Law & Order Prime on Wednesday. It will be moved immediately to Saturdays and producers were told to wrap all storylines by its 13th show, to satisfy any fans held hostage by this unarresting drama.


Hour which never considered a strong contender to begin with, and was just a time-slot holder between 'Til Death and Celebrity Duets (which also unlikely to return.)

Fox promised it would be back after the Fall Classic, but where and why the unfunny, low rated program would go back on the schedule, um...That network had no comment.

ALEC BALDWIN TO SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR: YOU'RE A "PUSHY PRIMA DONNA."

That's what an inside source said, the usually renewed character actor called the new queen of horror. In The Girl's Guide to Hunting and Fishing (Gellar's first NON-horror film in LONG time) The former Ms. Summers co-stars with the one damn, good time Jack Ryan, in a May-December romantic movie.

In light of Baldwin's recent divorce fiascoes with Oscar winner/Ex wife, Kim Bassinger (too numerous to mention) over his daughter, has driven the boss of The Cooler insane. Ergo, he is driving the film's crew and Gellar herself crazy.

Gellar who has built a rep of being "very professional and hardworking", but Gellar didn't like being called a diva and "recently called (sarcastically) Baldwin a nice guy," only because mainstream media forces were on the set that day.

While the crew tried to be understanding about Baldwin's legal woes, it allegedly led Gellar to declare him a "bastard" and a "tyrant" whenever he wasn't on set or stuck in his trailer.

Paris Hilton - Nothing in this World Music Video (NEW)

Here's Hilton's latest CRAPTACULAR music video. Try to enjoy, if U can.

QUICKIE MOVIE REVIEWS.

Everyone's Hero: I walked into the wrong cineaplex, or I wouldn't even have bother with this pre-cool Disney Channel crap. The little boy was ok, for a kid with no personality. The talking bat and ball might could have been more entertaining instead of just annoying. Assholish Robin Williams generates what few real laughs are in this movie (as the key villain) and the talking ball (voiced by Mel Gibson's nemesis Rob Reiner, doing his best Billy Crystal impression (and succeeding at times.)

Being honest about the homeless situation (then and now) and Negro League ball with the little black girl, was truly interesting without turning it into a history lesson. William H. Macy is wasted as the villain's stooge and the voice of Darling is just bitchingly repellent as Babe's Ruth legendary bat. Plus, shouldn't the guy voice the long fallic object and the chick voice the tiny,breast-like circular ball?
Score: Ensign



The Protector:

The action was fantastic, if at times it had nothing to do with the story. Like Jet Li and Bruce Li before him, Tony Jaa project his presence & emotions well on-screen when generally not killing people. But, lacks Jackie Chan humanity and clearly need to get a sense of humor about the absurdity of his situatuation. Xing Jing, as the twisted feminist queen-pin of crime Rose is the real find here. She displays the type of talents to get to the top of female Asian actress royalty (Lucy Lui, and Kelly Hu.) Also, her command of the language is clearly superior to other foreign Asian actresses her field (Ziyi Zhang [who speaks English well now, but very slowly]and retarded-neo racist/garbled portrayal by Gong Li [Miami Vice.])It would have been nice, if Jaa looked at the hot mud wrestling girl who helped him, liked he looked at his kidnapped elephants in this flick though.
Score:Lt.






Movie Rating Legend-

Ensign- Rookie
Lt.- Decent/O.K.
Lt. Commander-Very Good
Commander- Great
Captain- Excellent
Admiral- Spectacular


Catch Up Reviews:

Fast & Furious Tokyo Drift- Lt.
My Super Ex-Girlfriend-Lt. Cmr.

CRUISE LIFTS HIS MIDDLE FINGER TO REDSTONE- WITH HIS $200 MILLION FILM INVESTMENT!!

Dan Snyder, Owner of the Washington Redskins has made this cash commitment to Cruiser & producing partner Paula Wagner for "first look" at all upcoming projects. This includes a bonus $3 million to cover overheads expenses.

Ocean Symphony Starring Jack Black

Provided By:shiftingbaselines
Jack Black stars as the symphony conductor in this hilarious public service announcement about the slow degradation of our oceans. Also starring Madeleine Stowe, Henry Winkler, Tom Arnold, Unforgiven's Saul Rubinek and Dave Foley.