IN CASE HIS STUPID ASS FORGOT,HOW BIGOTED BRUCE WILLIS REMEMBERS SOMEONE, HE NEVER MET, YET KNOWS...

THE FOCUS OF FILM-SHE SAID, HARVEY WEINSTEIN GETS ANOTHER 16 YEARS IN CA PRISON,WHEN HIS EASTERN #METOO SENTENCE ENDS.

1 LESS THING FOR ARROGANT ASS:ALEC BALDWIN TO WORRY ABOUT, IN COURT ON RUST.

RAY LIOTTA WINS AFTERLIFE STAR, ON HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.

RICHARD "THE BELZ" BELZER,ENTERED HEAVEN-AFTER FIGHTING CHRONIC LONG TERM ILLNESS. LAW AND ORDER OC & SUV STARS HONOR THE ACTOR/COMIC.

A BLACK MAN WINS A MILLION BUCKS, ON WEB REALITY SHOW.

SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE,SPONSORED BY SUPER MARIO BROS PLUMBING! NOW,THAT'S SYNERGY.

RAQUEL WELCH, WINS THIS YEAR'S (IN HER PRIME) MS. HEAVEN PAGEANT, ABOVE THE SHRINE AUDITORIUM.

TO HELL WITH WHOOPI, VIOLA DAVIS IS YOUR NEW EGOT DAME NOW.

IS KEVIN COSTNER GETTING BORED WITH YELLOWSTONE,AFTER FINALLY WINNING A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR IT?

GENTLEMEN AND LESBIANS,CHECK OUT THE BOOTED LEGS-ON THIS LIGHT GUN GAL.

BEYONCE DEFENDS SHAKIRA, IN THE HIPS DON'T LIE SINGER'S CHEATING SCANDAL.

LOST RAPPERS FOUND DECEASED -IN ABANDONED MI. APARTMENT COMPLEX.

CINDY "SHIRLEY" WILLIAMS GETS A VILLA,WITH FALLEN FRIEND PENNY "LAVERNE" MARSHALL,IN HEAVENLY VEGAS HOTEL. BOTH WERE 75.

SELENA GOMEZ BACK ON INSTAGRAM,2 GET YOUNG FANS TO WATCH ONLY MURDERS...AND YELLOWSTONE FINALLY WINS AN AWARD 4 BEING GOOD TV.

COMMANDER SEVEN O'NINE KICKS OFF-THE FINAL SEASON OF STAR TREK: PICARD.

WHO'S GOT A SHOT @ OSCAR FOR 2023.

RACIST SUNDANCE REP, BANISHES BLACK REPORTER, FROM INTERVIEWING CELEBRITY.

RIGHT 'ROUND RAPPER-FLO RIDA IS NOW RICH,BITCH!! THANKS, FAILING CELSIUS ENERGY FOR $82 MILLION!

ALEC BALDWIN OUT AND ABOUT, SINCE BEING CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER.