AMERICAN TREASURE BETTY WHITE, EARNS POWER MANSION ON GOD'S BL. AND HEAVENLY REUNITED WITH TV HOST HUBBY.

HERO AND ENVIRONMENTAL PRICK, LEO DICAPRIO SAVES HIS DOGS FROM DROWNING.

JADA PINKETT-SMITH REVEALS- AS BALD AS YUL BRENNER NOW.

R. KELLY'S LIFE IN JAIL.

MATRIX 4 HITS THEATRES, THIS FRIDAY.

REAL NEWS: BLACK MAN DIED, IN TV'S QVC DISTRIBUTION CENTER.

RDJ GOES LIBERAL AGAIN TO BE MORE...ASPIRATIONAL.

UPCOMING RAPPER DRAKEO DA RULER, WAS THE STABBED VICTIM-LAST NIGHT NEAR USC.

MORE ON THE USC MUSIC-FEST STABBING.

SOMEONE STABBED AT ICE CUBE'S ONCE UPON A TIME MUSIC-FEST,BY USC.

ACTOR CHRIS NOTH, FIRED BY HIS AGENT- FOR SERIOUS "ME TOO" CLAIMS.

ACTOR CHRIS NOTH HAS BEEN "ME TOO"ED -WHICH LED TO HIS "DEATH" IN SEX AND THE CITY REBOOT.

DAREDEVIL'S BEN AFFLECK, BLAMES EX WIFE/REAL ELECTRA JENNIFER GARNER- FOR BAD MARRIAGE AND HIS ALCOHOLISM

THE GOLDBERG'S JEFF GARLIN- WILL BE KILLED OFF THE SHOW,OVER ME TOO ISSUES.

KIM KARDASHIAN IS ALMOST A LAWYER,BABY.

A SHOOTING ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME!

NETFLIX GOES INTO BANKING,TO HELP AFRICAN-AMERICANS.

LINDSAY LOHAN ENGAGED TO MIDDLE EAST BUSINESS MAN.HIS FIRM WAS INVOLVED IN 2008 HOUSING CREDIT SCANDAL.

SANDRA BULLOCK REVEALS: SHE MAY HAVE KISSED/FUCKED,BUT NOT "DATED" KEANU REEVES.

WILL NICOLE KIDMAN END UP GRAPE WRESTLING,AS LUCILLE BALL?

LOCAL FOX NEWS, GOES IN-DEPTH ON JUSSIE SMOLLETT'S GUILT.

EMPIRE STAR JUSSIE SMOLLETT, GUILTY AS SIN- IN FAKE HATE CRIME TRIAL.

LAWYERS CLOSING CROSS-TALK, IN THE JUSSIE SMOLLETT CASE.

A MISTRIAL IN THE JUSSIE SMOLLETT CASE?

RAPPER DRAKE WANTS NO MORE GRAMMYS, THIS YEAR.

MUSIC EXEC WIFE'S KILLER, CAPTURED BY SELF-INFLICTED GUN SHOT.

GUITAR HERO CARLOS SANTANA ,HAS SEVERE HEART ISSUES.

THE JUSSIE SMOLLETT CASE BEGINS, WITH THE FAKE ATTACKERS ON THE STAND.

PHOTOS OF VICTIMS JACKI AND CLARENCE AVANT, OLD SCHOOL MUSIC'S POWER COUPLE.

TWEEN SAVED BY TV SHOW CAST AND CREW, DURING CAR CRASH.

BEVERLY HILLS COPS FIND MURDER @ MUSIC EXEC'S MANSION.

K-POP PSYCHOS BTS ELIMINATES TRAFFIC, NEAR CBS TV CITY STUDIOS!

DESPITE $1 BILLION PROFIT,DOLLAR TREE RAISED PRICES OVER A BUCK,JOINING 99 CENTS ONLY AND FAMILY DOLLAR GENERAL.

HELEN MIRREN HOSTS HARRY POTTER GAME SHOW ON TBS,THIS WEEKEND.

THE DAD OF AHMAUD ARBERY PREACHES WELL, ON HIS SON'S VERDICT AGAINST EVIL.

REAL NEWS: ALL KKK LOSERS FOUND MOSTLY GUILTY OF AHMAUD ARBERY'S MURDER.

LAST DUEL'S DIRECTOR, RIDLEY SCOTT BLAMES MOBILE PHONES AND YOUTH,ON THE FILM'S FAILURE.

RED NOTICE'S RYAN REYNOLDS ON PBS GEM- ANTIQUE ROADSHOW.

ANGELINA JOLIE REFLECTS ON DIVERSITY AND FAMILY.

PRINCE JACKSON LEADS THILLER NIGHT, IN HONOR OF HIS DAD.

SPIDERMAN'S TOM HOLLAND....GQ MAN OF THE YEAR?

THE PORTLY CHILD OF MONSTER'S BALL HAS DIED, FOR REAL THIS TIME. THE 30-YR OLD'S MINT JULEP AWAITS,NEAR THE PEARLY GATES.

SINGER ADELE'S MUSIC SPECIAL BEATS COVID OSCARS '20, IN THE RATINGS.

SECURITY AGENT QUIT, JUST BEFORE THE ASTRO-WORLD MASSACRE.

GHOSTBUSTERS 3: AFTERLIFE'S RED CARPET.

GEORGE CLOONEY TALKS ABOUT ALEC BALDWIN'S "STUPID MISTAKES" ON RUST.

BRITNEY SPEARS FINALLY SINGS "I'M FREE" ,FROM HER NEO-EVIL DAD'S CONSERVATORSHIP! IS THE VOICE, NEXT?

STACEY ABRAMS-BE AN OPRAH STYLE TALK SHOW HOST- WITH THE $200 MILLION IN MEDICAL DEBT, SHE JUST ELIMINATED.

ROSAMUND PIKE SPINS- THE WHEEL OF TIME FOR $5,000.

LADY DOLPHIN OF A DOLPHIN'S TALE MOVIES, IS IN THE BIG AQUARIUM IN THE SKY.

GUILTY PARTY ENTERED COURT ,OVER THE MURDER OF RAPPER MAC MILLER.

OTHERS CONTINUE TO SHIT ON RAPPER TRAVIS SCOTT, OVER THE ASTRO-WORLD MASSACRE.

IT WAS INEVITABLE. ALEC BALDWIN SUED CIVILLY FOR THE RUST KILLING.

BET HOST TERRENCE J- VICTIM OF FOLLOW HOME ROBBERY IN RICH WHITE CA 'HOOD.

STAR OF TIGER KING 1 SUES PRODUCERS OF TIGER KING 2.

SNOOP DOGG WANTS RAPPERS TO BE SHOWN THE MONEY, LIKE AEROSMITH.

COPS LOOKING TO BUST RAPPER TRAVIS SCOTT, AT THE ASTRO-WORLD TRAVESTY.

OCEAN CLEANERS DESTROYING PACIFIC PLASTIC PATCH. TURNS PLASTIC INTO RECYCLABLE DUST, FOR EXPENSIVE SUNGLASSES.

WILL SMITH WANTED TO OFF HIMSELF, "ONCE...ONCE." THEN, JOSH BROLIN REMINDS ALL ABOUT FIGHTING SOBRIETY ON DUNE.

WILL FERRELL SAID, ELF 2 WON'T BE MADE- DESPITE $30 MILLION OFFER.

DID A NON-UNION REPUBLICAN SCUMBAG, TRICK ALEC BALDWIN INTO KILLING IN RUST?

OCEAN TRASH COLLECTING ROBOT,THE SAVIOR HUMANS NEED?

ALEC BALDWIN -IN HIS OWN WORDS- ABOUT KILLING "MY FRIEND" IN RUST.

MATCH GAME HOST, ALEC BALDWIN AND RUST CREW MAY ONLY FACE CIVIL PENALTIES,FOR MANSLAUGHTER ON HEAD CAMERAWOMAN.

DANIEL CRAIG,AS HE SAID GOOD-BYE TO JAMES BOND.

WHAT LED UP TO- THE RUSTY ALEC BALDWIN MURDER....

JASON MOMOA GOT HURT, IN AQUA-MAN 2.

SNOOP DOGG'S MAMA IS A NEW MANAGER, AT ONE OF GOD'S HEAVENLY SPAS.

DID NON-UNION WORKERS AND BEING OVERWORKED SCREW-UP ALEC BALDWIN'S RUST,LEADING TO A DEATH??

THE BOSOM BUDDY OF TOM HANKS, PETER SCOLARI- NOW TEACHES AT THE HEAVENLY USC.

THE LATEST ON THE ALEC BALDWIN TRAGEDY.

MORE ON THE NETFLIX/ALEC BALDWIN KILLING...

IT FINALLY HAPPENED. ALEC BALDWIN KILLS A PERSON, ACCIDENTALLY.

MORGAN FREEMAN CHOOSE NEW LOCAL COPS, WHILE PARIS HILTON HAS FOUND A PURPOSE,POST CLUBBING.

LGBTQ's SUCCESSFULLY STAGE NETFLIX PROTEST-AGAINST DAVE CHAPPELLE'S FREE SPEECH RIGHTS AND ALLEGED CRUELTY.

JARED LETO....AN ITALIAN TEARGASSING. RATED PG-13.

BY LAW, KAYNE WEST IS NOW YE OR "HEY YOU!" -LIKE IN THE BIBLE.

HOLLYWOOD HAPPY ENDING- IATSE TECH STRIKE AVERTED WITH ALL FILM/TV/STREAMING PRODUCERS.

ACTRESS LILI BERNARD- ACCUSED A RELEASED BILL COSBY, ABOUT HIS INFAMOUS SPIKED LATTE.

GEORGE CLOONEY OWNS THE TENDER BAR. IS BEN AFFLECK SECURITY THERE?

IN NEW COMIC, SUPERMAN'S SON GOES BI. ALLEGED BIGOTED AND GAY FOX NEWS ANCHORS ARE BATTY. MEANWHILE, THE FIGHT FOR $15/HOUR CONTINUES.

MEGAN FOX'S LOVER,MACHINE GUN KELLY WONT BE JAILED, FOR WHAT WOODY HARRELSON FACES IN COURT.

RAP STAR TYGA FUCKS UP...A WOMEN'S FACE.

THE FX POSE CROWD WANT TO CANCEL DAVE CHAPPELLE.

KANYE WEST TO OPEN CONSERVATIVE PREP SCHOOL.

STRIKE WATCH CANCELLED- IATSE TECH WORKERS AND FILM/TV PRODUCERS CONCLUDE A NEW DEAL.

EX CLIPPERS,LAKERS,AND OTHER NBA PLAYERS- WERE THE NEGOTIATORS IN MEDICAL FRAUD EXCEEDING $4 MILLION.

DAVE CHAPPELLE IS THE NEW CLOSER. NARRATED BY MORGAN FREEMAN!

TECH WORKERS AUTHORIZE HOLLYWOOD STRIKE,IF THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT.

DAVID LETTERMAN'S HYPE MAN, ALAN "BIG RED" KALTER- TAKES ROTATING ANNOUNCING GIG IN MID-TOWN HEAVEN.

CANCEROUS SHANNEN DOHERTY VS. HATED INSURANCE FIRM- FOR $6.3 MILLION FIRE SETTLEMENT.

HAS R. KELLY REMIXED HIS CONVICTION?

DID THE FREE BRITNEY SPEARS MOVEMENT, FINALLY WIN THE WAR?

EX-CONVICT BILL COSBY COMMENTS ON THE R. KELLY CASE?!

MAKER OF SURVIVING R. KELLY, THUMPS HER CHEST ON YESTERDAY'S VERDICT.

RAPPER EMINEM OPENS PASTA BAR IN DETROIT.

RAPPER BIG NAS- GETS ONE KEY,TO THE CITY.

CO-UNION SUPPORTS GROWS, BEFORE STRIKE WATCH.

LEGAL EAGLE OPINES ON THE R. KELLY VERDICT.

MORE ON THE R. KELLY GUILTY VERDICT....

R. KELLY IS FOUND GUILTY OF...A LOT....

DID COOLSCULPTING FUCK-UP FORMER MODEL LINDA EVANGELISTA'S FACE?

MARVEL: COPYRIGHT WAR

IT'S WILL SMITH'S BIRTHDAY. SEND HIS CHARITY A GIFT.

R. KELLY JURY HAS THE CASE AND WANTS MORE EVIDENCE.

DOES NICKI MINAJ AND HER HUBBY, HAVE A "ME TOO" STORY- FROM A JENNIFER HOUGH??

R. KELLY'S SOLE SMART MOVE-WON'T TESTIFY AT HIS TRIAL.

IATSE TECH WORKERS- COULD PUT HOLLYWOOD ON STRIKE WATCH.

REAL NEWS- BLACK MOTORIST SURVIVES TO TELL RACIST COP,WHAT HE REALLY THINKS OF HIM.

JEFF BRIDGES JUST KICKED CANCER IN THE NUTS,FOR NOW.

GYMNAST SIMONE BILES- TELLS HER "ME TOO" TALES, TO SENATE JUDICIARY.

CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER KYLES, ON THE EMMYS.

GILLIAN ANDERSON FINALLY GETS HER EMMY CROWN.

LEGAL EAGLE PROCLAIMS- R. KELLY WILL BE BALLBUSTED, AT TRIAL'S END.

NBA PLAYER GETS NEAR $1 MILLION SETTLEMENT,DUE TO BAD MI COPS.

CAESAR FLICKERMAN HIMSELF, STANLEY TUCCI KICKED CANCER'S ASS, ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO.

LAST TIME @ THE R. KELLY TRIAL AND J. LAW EXTENDS 2 YRS. CAREER BREAK, WITH CHILD.

HOWARD STERN IS BACK AND TELLS THE MORONIC ANTI-VAXXERS "TO FUCK OFF."

DOES ZENDAYA FIGHT FOR HER RIGHTS, ON NEW DUNE AGAINST TIM CHALAMET?

A TREK CELEBRATION, TODAY IN LA.

AMC THEATERS DOES TV ADS, W/ NICOLE KIDMAN- BEGGING PEOPLE BACK TO CINEMA HOUSES, IN $25 MILLION CAMPAIGN.

KALEY CUOCO RELEASES SEMI-BS DIVORCE STATEMENT AND SAG/AFTRA PRES. FRAN DRESCHER REIGNS.

BRANGELINA CONTINUES TO FIGHT,IN COURT.

CARMELLO JOHNS HIMSELF- MICHAEL K. WILLIAMS- WAS PURGED,BY DRUG DEALERS FOR A TRIP TO DOWNTOWN HEAVEN.

THE LATE CHADWICK BOSEMAN: CLASS.

BOLD YOU TUBER ALLEGES "ME TOO" ISSUES ON SNL, WHILE TALK SHOW STAR JIMMY FALLON WAS THERE.

JOHNNY DEPP'S PLAN- TO BEAT THE "HOLLYWOOD BOYCOTT" AGAINST HIMSELF.

TOM CRUISE NEEDED VAL KILMER, TO MAKE TOP GUN MAVERICK.

BRITNEY SPEARS UNCHARGED IN PHONE SLAPPING SCANDAL AND TOP GUN:MAVERICK PUSHED BACK TO NEXT SUMMER.

FAILED JEOPARDY HOST MIKE RICHARDS-NOW HAS LOST HIS EXEC. PRODUCER JOB THERE TOO.

THE DUDE TESTIFIES VS. R. KELLY AND VENICE FILM-FEST BATTLES COVID.

LOU GRANT HIMSELF, ED ASNER IS UP....IN HEAVEN NOW.

NIRVANA INFANT ON CD COVER, SUES RECORD COMPANY FOR BIG BUCKS.

MICHAEL C. HALL GETS SPECIFIC ABOUT DEXTER:NEW BLOOD.

ANTHONY MACKIE IS CAPT. AMERICA NOW, FOR THE MCU.

WILL BENNIFER 1 (J. LO/BEN AFFLECK) MAKE IT DOWN THE WEDDING AISLE, THIS TIME?

LETITIA WRIGHT HURT ON SET OF BLACK PANTHER 2: WA'KANDA 4EVA.

KANYE WEST IS DOING SOMETHING STUPID AKA YE.

DANNY DEVITO REBELS AGAINST EXPLOITATIVE FRITO-LAY (BUY NO POTATO CHIPS UNTIL THEY DEAL FAIRLY.)

CLARISSA EXPLAINS GOT COVID,FROM HER UNMASKED KIDS @ SCHOOL.MELISSA JOAN HART BLAMES "LAZY" ANTI-MASKERS.

ALYSSA MILANO SURVIVES CAR WRACK- WHEN HEART ATTACKED UNCLE DROVE ON A FREEWAY. HE'S STABLE AT LOCAL HOSPITAL.

REBECCA FERGUSON, HELPED BY PSYCHIC DICK HUGH JACKMAN IN REMINISCENCE. CRASH'S THANDIE NEWTON ASSISTS.

Note: IF Newton gives NO reason why a W is in her name NOW, We refuse to recognize it.

BRITNEY SPEARS COULD BE CHARGED W/ ASSAULT OF REGULAR AMERICAN.

RAPPER SILENTO CHARGED W/ MURDER.

CAN R. KELLY SURVIVE IN COURT?

ARROW'S STEPHEN AMELL PUTS ALL HIS DEFEATED, IN HEELS.

BRITNEY SPEARS TO DAD JAMIE SPEARS: FUCK YOU! LEAVE!

JAMIE,DAD OF BRITNEY SPEARS...FINALLY STEPS OFF- AS HEAD OF SEMI ILLEGAL CONSERVATORY.

UPCOMING COACHELLA AND STAGECOACH MUSIC FESTS WILL REQUIRE VACCINE PASSES,WITHIN 72 HRS.

SAUL GOODMAN RUSHED TO HOSPITAL, OVER MINOR HEART EPISODE.

DAMN THAT SATAN! AFTER HER BREAST CANCER, DEAD TO ME STAR CHRISTINA APPLEGATE- NOW HAS MS.

SCRUBS MOM,FALL GUY BOSS AND NIGHT COURT LAWYER: MARKIE POST GETS A NEW CONDO, IN UPTOWN HEAVEN.

MORE DIVERSITY FOR GRAMMYS?

THIS NOBODY IS "GOING TO BE O.K."

DAMAGE REPORT! BLIZZARD'S BRO CULTURE HAD A "COSBY SHRINE" ROOM, TO PUNISH WOMEN WORKERS.

SCAR JO GOES TO COURT, BECAUSE DISNEY SCREWED HER...ON UNDER PERFORMING HIT- BLACK WIDOW.

GYMNAST SIMONE BILES-RETIRING- AFTER ALL THAT GOLD?

SINGER PINK PAYS OFF SEXIST FINES FOR OLYMPIC HAND BALL TEAM WEARING BIKINI BOTTOMS.

ALLERGIC FORMER ER AND REALITY STAR, KYLE RICHARDS ATTACKED BY KILLER BEES AND SAVED BY SWIMMING POOL.

IT'S DEXTER'S NEW BLOOD PHASE (NOT SEASON 9)?!

MORE DEPRESSING R. KELLY NEWS....

WHILE NO LONGER ENEMIES, DWAYNE JOHNSON FLIPS THE BIRD- 1 LAST TIME TO VIN DISEL'S INARTICULATE ARROGANCE.

DEADPOOL "BEGGED" HIS GOSSIP GIRL WIFE, FOR SOME LOVING,B4 THEIR COUPLING.

LAME AND COVID RIDDEN FL SCREWS CA,TO TAKE 2K SIX FIGURE DISNEY JOBS W/ $580 MILLION TAX CREDIT.

STATE OF CA CHARGES-VIDEO GAME FIRM ACTIVISION BLIZZARD- IN "ME TOO" CLASS ACTION.

BRITNEY SPEARS'S NEW LAWYER- TELLS HER CONSERVATOR DAD:TO SUCK IT AND LEAVE HER ALONE.

JASON MOMOA, REDONS THE BLOND FOR AQUA-MAN 2.

BLACK WIDOW'S NEW TASKMASTER -IS A REAL BITCH...OLGA KURYLENKO.

SEX CONVICT HARVEY WEINSTEIN- EXTRADITED TO CA- TO FACE HIS SEX CRIMES HERE.

MIB 2 STAR BIZ MARKIE- DOING WEEKEND GREETINGS @ THE PEARLY GATES, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY.

FAKE FILM PRODUCER ARRESTED, FOR OWNING COLLEGE PROSTITUTION ORG.

BRITNEY SPEARS FINALLY GETS HER OWN LAWYER-THANKS TO THE ACLU!

ACLU JOINS BRITNEY SPEARS, IN PICKING HER OWN LAWYER.

CORY IN THE HOUSE STAR- HAS A BENCH WARRANT ON HIM, NOW.

LEBRON JAMES PROUD- OF 1ST BLACK $50K WINNING, SPELLING BEE CHAMP.

LEBRON JAMES FEARS SPACE JAM 2, WON'T LIVE UP TO THE ORIGINAL.

STACEY ABRAMS OVERLOOKING- THE UNIONIZATION OF DISNEY BACKED STUDIO, BEHIND TV'S ARCHER.

"ME TOO" INFESTED MARILYN MANSON- UNDER POLICE CUSTODY.

SATANIC ROCKER MARILYN MANSON, TURNS HIMSELF IN TO LAPD.

UMA THURMAN BLAMES- FAMED KILL BILL DIRECTOR 4 CAR CRASH AND HAD A "ME TOO" THING W/ CONVICT HARVEY WEINSTEIN.

LETHAL WEAPON DIRECTOR DICK DONNER FISHING IN HEAVENLY STREAMS AND GWEN STEFANI MARRIES COUNTRY VOICE JUDGE.

A COSBY VICTIM SPEAKS, ON HIS TECHNICAL ACQUITTAL.

BILL COSBY FREE. DON'T TAKE ANY DRINKS FROM HIM, LADIES!

THE COSBY CONVICTION OVERTURNED- ON 5th AMENDMENT ISSUES. ONLY GOT 3+ YEARS AND 2X JEOPARDY ATTACHED.

COREY IN THE BIG HOUSE?! A RECENT MINOR SAID YES.

F9 STEALS $70 MILLION DURING A PANDEMIC. THAT'S BETTER THAN HOBBS AND SHAW,BUT LESS THAN ITS OWN FATE.

BORAT 2 ACTOR MARIA BAKALOVA TAKES HER SHOT, AT HOLLYWOOD.

WONDER WOMAN DIRECTOR'S PLAN TO IMPROVE STAR WARS:ROGUE SQUADRON,ON ROAD TO SEMI-RUIN CLEOPATRA W/ GAL GADOT.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON FINALLY GETS AN OSCAR AND CONAN O BRIEN RETIRES.

HOW LONG, WILL BRITNEY SPEARS BE EXPLOITED BY HER SHITHEAD FATHER?

A COW WILL BE SAVED, BY GRAMMY AWARD WINNER DIANE WARREN. NO BS!

BRITNEY SPEARS PERSONALLY BEGS COURT- TO GET OUT FROM DAD'S THUMB

INDY HURTS SHOULDER IN 5th FILM. FORD PISSED!

STAR-LORD AND CIA AGENT SARAH WALKER, ARE FORCED TO FIGHT IN THE TOMORROW WAR. DAMN REPUBLICANS!

IS LIBERAL MSNBC- TRYING TO SCREW UNION WORKERS?

HOPEFULLY,THEY'LL OVER KILL KAREN- IN THE MOST SADISTIC WAY POSSIBLE- FOR JUSTICE?

NEW HIT SHOW, BREAKING POINTS FINDS AMAZON DESTROYING BILLION $ GOODS-TO KEEP FROM GIVING TO CHARITY IN UK.

KEVIN HART ON CHEATING AND THE LOSING THE OSCARS, ONCE MORE.

SINGER MEGAN THEE STALLION- TELLS HATEFUL SCUMBAG TUCKER CARLSON- TO LICK HER WAP AND FUCK OFF!

MORE ON CHRIS BROWN'S LATEST "ME TOO" WOES

IS SINGER CHRIS BROWN,BACK TO HITTING WOMEN IN PUBLIC, AGAIN?

SAMUEL L. JACKSON SCHOOLS MAGGIE Q ON BEING-THE THE PROTÉGÉ

JOHN LEGEND SAID, WIFE CHRISSY TEIGAN IS DEALING WELL W/ BEING AN EX BULLY.

NEW PLAYSTATION 5 GAMES @ E3!

TOP GAMES @ E3!

CA PHOTOG SUED BY RAPPER JAY-Z-OVER IMAGE MISUSE?

BOXING MUSICIAN- LYDIA LUNCH'S CONCERT FILM HIT ART HOUSE THEATRES.

THE BAND FOO FIGHTERS GAVE PRO-VACCINE MINI-CONCERT. CONTAGIOUS IDIOTS PROTESTS.

ADAM SESSLER AND G4 ARE BACK- FOR E3 VIDEO GAME SHOW.

KENDALL JENNER ONLY LET SERIOUS BOYFRIENDS ON "KEEPING UP...KARDASHIANS",WHICH RARELY TOOK PLACE.

BENNIFER 1 (BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER LOPEZ) RELEASE VIRAL KISS, WHILE BENNIFER 2 (B. AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER) ATTEND THEIR KID'S B-DAY PARTY.

ANOTHER BIG O AND BABY FOR JESSICA BIEL, AKA MRS. TIMBERLAKE.

WE HAVE LOST THE FACE OF GOD. EXCELLENT ACTOR- NED BEATTY WINS MANSION IN HEAVEN TODAY @ 83, LOCKED.

THE LATEST ARCADE 1UP VIDEO GAMES,THIS YEAR.

LOGAN PAUL PROCLAIMS HIMSELF REAL LIFE ROCKY: HE LOSES-BUT GOES THE DISTANCE W/ MONEYMAKER.

ALT.EVIL HYDE PLEADS INNOCENCE- TO MULTIPLE "ME TOO" CASES,IN COURT.

SUITS STAR, DUCHESS MEGHAN MARKLE, WELCOMED HER NEW BABY TODAY.

CELEB. BLACK ON BLACK CRIMINALS W/ BILL COSBY V. OJ SIMPSON, REFEREED BY P. DIDDY.

WHAT IF FORMER SPIDER-MAN TOBY MAGUIRE, PLAYED FAMILY FEUD?

EVERYBODY MISUNDERSTANDS DEXTER!

RYAN REYNOLDS ON MENTAL HEALTH AND ANXIETY.

SVU'S OLIVIA BENSON HAS MULTIPLE LEG FRACTURES.

BASTARD WALMART EXECUTIVES, TOLD SINGER SHERYL CROW-CHANGE ANTI-GUN LYRICS OR GET OFF THEIR SHELVES.

ANOTHER FIRE ATTACKS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD.

ANOTHER WOMAN FINGERS SINGER MARILYN MASON,AS THE WHITE BILL COSBY!

DEXTER IS BACK ON SHOWTIME,FOR A BONUS SEASON AND A BETTER CLIMAX W/ JENNIFER CARPENTER?

URGENT-THE COPS ARE CRUISING FOR MARILYN MANSON'S ASS-W/ A WARRANT- OVER HIS ME TOO WAYS.

GAL GADOT'S IMPACT, ON GLOBAL WOMEN.

LADY GAGA TELLS ABOUT HER AMAZING RACE, AWAY FROM SEXUAL ASSAULT.

CRUELLA'S EMMA STONE'S LITTLE GIRL'S NAME IS...

A BLACK GUY DOES OK, ON SEASON 2 OF MENTAL SAMURAI.

AMAZON ACQUIRES MGM STUDIOS- FOR STREAMING PRIME CUSTOMERS.

MEDIA MOGUL BYRON ALLEN- SUES THE GOLDEN ARCHES- FOR NOT SUPPORTING BLACK MEDIA FIRMS (LIKE HIS.)

MATT DAMON GIVES THUMBS UP ON BENNIFER 1 (J. LO/BEN AFFLECK),2ND TIME AROUND.

ARIANA GRANDE HAD A RING PUT ON IT.

COMIC ACTOR CHARLES GRODIN- TAKES HIS MIDNIGHT RUN TO HEAVEN. THE ON SCREEN 2X DOG OWNER WAS 86.

STERLING K. BROWN'S THIS IS US-LEAVES NBC- NEXT YEAR.

J. LAW ENDORSES BENNIFER 1 (J.LO/BEN AFFLECK.)

REAL NEWS- BERNIE SANDERS STYLE D.A. TARGETED BY RACIST COPS, IN PHILLY,PA.

WILL TWO TIME RAP STAR SOULJA BOY'S CAREER,GET SAVED BY NASTY ME TOO CASE??

WILL SMITH GOES TO THE GYM AND BIG BANG'S DR. BERNADETTE -IS NOW JUDGE ABBY T. STONE.

BENNIFER 1 (BEN AFFLECK/ J. LO) RETURNS.

NBC CANCELS GOLDEN GLOBES, NEXT SEASON.

FLOYD MAYWEATHER 2 GO AFTER BOTH LOGAN AND JAKE PAUL.WILL RONDA ROUSEY FINALLY GETS HER MILLION $ CHANCE?

NBC REVERSED ITSELF AND KICKED HOST LILY SINGH -IN THE TITS- AND CANCELS A LITTLE LATE.

HEROIC GEORGE CLOONEY, TAKES DOWN SCUMBAG REP. JIM JORDAN ON NETFLIX.

BESIEGED SINGER CHRIS BROWN -PULLS A LOGAN PAUL- AND MADE THE COPS SHOW UP TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. HE'S ONLY 32.

LA'S FINEST JESSICA ALBA, WILL BE WORTH OVER $130 MILLION IN 30 DAYS.

JANEANE GAROFALO NOW HAS BILLIONS, ON SHOWTIME. FUCK 24'S CHLOE O'BRIAN.

RYAN REYNOLDS AND SAM L. JACKSON ARE BACK-W/ THE HITMAN'S WIFE BODYGUARD (SALMA HAYEK!)

UK SINGER BILLIE ENGLISH PULLS AN ELIZABETH BERKLEY.

GAME OF THRONES ACTRESS IS LATEST VICTIM OF SATANIC ROCKER, MARILYN MASON,IN LAWSUIT.

@ VAX LIVE,J. LO. AND FOO FIGHTERS GIVE FREE CONCERT- TO THE FULLY VACCINATED AND 1ST RESPONDERS.

EWAN MCGREGOR REMAINS CONFUSED-ON STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCKING HARD (PAST HIS OWN POPULAR INVOLVEMENT.)

JENNIFER LOPEZ TOLD BASEBALL DUDE ALEX RODRIGUEZ...GOODBYE. IS MARC ANTHONY TRYING TO GET HER BACK?

ROCK-APELLA: LADY GAGA'S DOGNAPPERS AND SHOOTER "....IN JAIL!!"

THANKS JOAQUIN PHOENIX, THE OSCARS ENDED WEIRDLY AGAIN.

BRAD PITT DOES WHAT HE DOES BEST (@ 50+ NOW)...MAKE LADIES SEXUALLY BLUSH.

@ OSCARS 2021,NOMAD-LAND REMAINS OVERRATED.

CITY HALL IS BULLYING SKID ROW HOMELESS, AWAY FOR THE OSCARS 2021.

SEMI-RACIST FLETCH- CHEVY CHASE DRIVES HOME, AFTER NEAR 6 WEEKS IN A HOSPITAL.

NERVOUSLY, EX VEEP STAR TONY HALE SAID- DEREK CHAUVIN'S GUILTY VERDICT WILL HELP AMERICA.

DWYANE WADE FACES THE CUBE- FOR $250K! WILL THE BODY SHOW UP, TOO?

IS HOLLYWOOD EGOT PRODUCER, A MEAN LITTLE BASTARD? SEE TOM CRUISE IN TROPIC THUNDER.

SINGER DEMI LOVATO HATES THE BIG CHILL? DOES GLENN CLOSE KNOW?

PEG BUNDY IS A REBEL OR ERIN BROCKOVICH

ANNA TAYLOR JOY IS YOUNG FURIOSA?! CHRIS HEMSWORTH TO CAMEO, SNOW WHITE STYLE W/ CHARLIZE THERON.

WILL MALIN AKERMAN & BELLA THORNE, RETURN FOR SUPER CHICK FIGHT??

THE CLOSER BITCHED OUT, IN 6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON.

LUPITA NYONG'O STILL MOURNS, ON-AIR LOVE CHADWICK "BLACK PANTHER" BOSEMAN.

WILL SMITH EMANCIPATES HIS FILM, FROM JIM CROW/REPUBLICAN LED GEORGIA.

ARC-LIGHT AND PACIFIC THEATRE CHAINS ARE CLOSED PERMANENTLY.FUCK YOU, COVID!

DID DECEASED DMX- FLIP OFF SATAN- ON HIS WAY UP THERE? RIP, HOMIE.

DMX IS GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU, IN HEAVEN NOW.

LIFE SUPPORT CONTINUES FOR TOP 5 STAR, DMX.

CBS TELLS SHARON OSBOURNE, TO GET HER RACIST ASS OFF THE TALK!

LAUREN GRAHAM WANTS- ANOTHER GILMORE GIRLS REUNION, WHEN DOING OTHER JOBS.

BRITNEY SPEARS STILL HATES HER DAD,WHILE EMMA STONE LOVES BEING A MOM...HARD.

RYAN FISCHER, LADY GAGA'S HEROIC DOG WALKER GOES HOME, AFTER SURGERY.

OSCAR WINNER OCTAVIA SPENCER ON KEANU REEVES-JUST A GOOD, COOL, DUDE.

HOLLYWOOD STARS,LIKE JAVIER BARDEM- CONFIRM AMBER HEARD IS A "TOXIC" LIAR BITCH.

JAY LENO DID- WHAT SARAH SILVERMAN REFUSED- TOLD ASIAN-AMERICANS....HE'S SORRY.

DID AMBER HEARD PLAY HERSELF,LIKE A SLUTTY SUCKER?

DREW BARRYMORE QUITS ACTING-LIKE CAMERON DIAZ-NOW THE TALK SHOW IS A HIT.

LAPD SERIOUSLY LOOKING INTO ARMIE HAMMER'S CASE AND MATT MCCONAGHEY WILL BE JAKE BRIGANCE, IN A TIME TO KILL SEQUEL.

KEANU REEVES IS GOING TO BE- A GOV'MENT BESERKER ON NETFLIX. WILL EVIL OTTO APPEAR?

MORE ON "EFFIE'S" CLAIM- ON THE ARMIE HAMMER ME TOO RAPE CHARGE. LAPD LOOKS INTO THE CASE.

TINSELTOWN RESPONDS, TO ATLANTA HATE-CRIME SPA SHOOTINGS.

LAWYER GLORIA ALLRED ATTACKS ACTOR ARNIE HAMMER, IN YOUNG WOMAN'S ME TOO RAPE CASE.

#OSCARS-SO-DIVERSE....THIS YEAR?

STARS WILL BOYCOTT GOLDEN GLOBES, IF THEY DON'T BECOME MORE INCLUSIVE, NEXT YEAR.

ZACK SNYDER'S SORROW HELPED, W/ NEW JUSTICE LEAGUE CUT.

DOES OLIVIA WILDE WISHES, SHE WAS VIOLA DAVIS?

BEYONCE REIGNS OVER THE GRAMMYS, AGAIN.

LIGHT REOPENING IN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD- FOR TOWNIES ONLY. NO RIDES 'TIL MID-APRIL.

WILL SMITH TO PLAY AND BE REAL-LIFE PRES. OBAMA,AFTER PRES. BIDEN?? DENZEL WASHINGTON RAISES AN VULCAN EYEBROW.

FAMILY GAME FIGHT WILL STAR KRISTEN BELL VS. DAX SHEPARD- IN STUNTS,SO FAMILIES CAN WIN $100K A WEEK.

SELENA GOMEZ WANTS TO RETIRE FROM MUSIC, AFTER ONE MORE CD.

OPRAH WINFREY HELPS "BESTY" GAYLE KING AND CBS, CRUSH MORNING TV HARD .

HOW WILL DAILY SHOW STAR, TREVOR NOAH- HANDLE THE WEEKEND,ON THE GRAMMYS?

THE WEEKEND TOLD THE GRAMMYS TO FUCK OFF, AFTER HAVING THE #1 USA CD ALL YEAR.

DIRECTOR JJ ABRAMS STILL INTO STAR TREK,BUT MOVIES MAY GO TO NEW PARAMOUNT+ (FORMALLY CBS ALL ACCESS.)

SARAH SILVERMAN'S APOLOGY- TO PARIS HILTON-NOT TO ASIAN-AMERICANS.

RAPPER TI AND WIFEY TINY, ACCUSED OF SEX TRAFFICKING AND MAY LOSE ANT MAN 3 AND VH-1 REALITY SHOW.

NO! BLACK PANTHER CHADWICK BOSEMAN, HAS DIED AND JOINED HIS ROYAL ANCESTORS, AT AGE 43. ALSO,HIS HIT JACKIE ROBINSON MOVIE WAS CALLED....42.

LADY GAGA'S INJURED DOG WALKER TYPES AND ANGIE JOLIE MAKES BANK ON PAINTING.

LADY GAGA'S DOGS RETURNED TO POLICE STATION,BY UNINVOLVED BYSTANDER. HEROIC DOG-WALKER RYAN FISHER, OUT OF ICU.

LADY GAGA'S DOG WALKER BEATEN/SHOT LIVE, ON TAPE. GAGA OFFERS NO REWARD FOR THE HUMAN VICTIM,RYAN FISHER?

LADY GAGA'S DOGS KIDNAPPED AND DOG-WALKER RYAN FISHER ALMOST KILLED! REWARD FOR DOGS WHEREABOUTS...AND WHO SHOT FISHER.

EURO REPORTER SUES GOLDEN GLOBES,FOR NOT BEING ALLOWED TO JOIN ALLEGED CORRUPT RANKS??!

TIGER WOODS MOST LIKELY-WILL PLAY GOLF AGAIN- STATED DOCTORS.

TIGER WOODS "IN STABLE CONDITION," AFTER SURGERY. LEGS STILL BROKE THOUGH.

TRIS PRYOR IS DIVERGENT TOWARDS MARRIAGE, TO DAUNTLESS 'BALLER. FINISH THE STORY, WOODLEY!

"WHITE CHOCOLATE" SINGER ROBIN THICKE- RETURNS TO MUSIC- AFTER MORNING HIS DAD'S DEATH.

TIGER WOODS BROKE BOTH LEGS, IN CAR MISHAP.

UPDATE- THE TIGER WOODS CAR ACCIDENT. HE HAS NON LIFE THREATENING INJURIES.

WILL FAMED GOLFER TIGER WOODS GO DOWN,LIKE JAMES DEAN??

V.P. KAMALA HARRIS'S LEGAL DAUGHTER, BECOMES A MODEL. WATCH OUT KENDALL JENNER!

HBO REMINDS AMERICA- FAMED DIRECTOR WOODY ALLEN, DATED HIS ASIAN STEP DAUGHTER.

A NEW PRIDE DAWNS ON KELLY ROWLAND,AS SHE DROPS NEW DIGITAL MUSIC, "O....K."

ACTOR JAMES FRANCO- SETTLES SEXUAL HARASSMENT SUIT.

IT'S OFFICIAL, KANYE WEST DIVORCES KIM KARDASHIAN. THEIR KIDS WILL BE DEVESTATED.

PSYLOCKE HERSELF, OLIVIA MUNN CATCHES VIOLENT PERP, OF ASIAN AMERICAN CITIZEN- FOR THE COPS.

THE CLASSIER AND THE MORE...THOUGHTFUL MORTAL KOMBAT, IS ON ITS WAY TO....NETFLIX?!

RAPPER JAY-Z WRITES KICK ASS SONG, ABOUT THE VIOLENT TRUMP GAY MAGAts.

THE ARRESTED KILLER OF NICKI MANAJ'S DAD IS...A WHITE MAN.

THE BIG CHECKS AND CAR, ASHLEY JUDD SHOULD PAY, TO HER "CONGOLESE BROTHERS" FOR SAVING HER LIFE.

THANK GOD! EVIL ASS RADIO HOST- RUSH LIMBAUGH ARRIVED IN HELL TODAY.

THE FORMER STAR OF HAWAII 5-0, USES HIS OWN MONEY- TO FIGHT ASIAN-BASED HATE CRIMES.

A FALLEN ANGEL (W/ GOOD BONES) DEFENDS THE DEPARTED CORDIE CHASE, FROM A HIDDEN BLOODSUCKER (NOT A LAWYER.)

NICKI MINAJ'S DADDY DESTROYED,BY ESCAPING DUI SUSPECT. SINGER MACHINE GUN KELLY PULLS BLOODY ANGELINA JOLIE SHIT.

DOES DAWN SUMMERS HAS SOMETHING SCARY, OVER THE CREATOR OF BUFFY,THE VAMPIRE SLAYER???

THE YOUNG TURKS INVESTIGATES: ALL AROUND BITCH, GINA CARANO

KEVIN HART'S ASSISTANT -STEALS OVER $1 MILLION- IN CREDIT CARD INFO.

CLASSY EXOTIC DANCER DITA VON TEESE, REVEALS PART OF HER TIME W/ THE ACCUSED MARILYN MANSON.

CHRISTINA MILIAN STEPED OVER NAYA RIVERA'S BODY, TO BE THE NEW STAR OF STEP UP-THE SHOW.

ACTION ACTRESS GINA CARANO, KILLED OFF BY THE MANDALORIAN AND DISNEY. DID SHE TALK W/ NICK CANNON?

BRITNEY SPEARS COULD GET HER $ BACK,THANKS TO NEW DOCU.

"PILOT ERROR" IS THE REASON WHY- KOBE BRYANT AND HIS DAUGHTER ARE IN HEAVEN.

STAR TREK AND SUPREME CHARACTER ACTOR,CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER- IS GOD'S INSIDER NOW.

WAS TALENTED ACTOR EVAN RACHEL WOOD, A VICTIM OF -REVENGE PORN- FROM SATANIC SINGER MARILYN MANSON?

SINGER PHOEBE BRIDGERS HAS ME TOO TALE, ABOUT THE 1ST WINNER OF CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH.

CHADWICK BOSEMAN COULD WIN GOLDEN GLOBE, AFTER DEATH.

MIXED-ISH STAR, MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR-THE ONLY ONE TO REACT TO DUSTIN DIAMOND'S CANCER LOSS. DO THE OTHER SAVED THE BELL REBOOT STARS, HAVE TO COURAGE TO SAY ANYTHING...ABOUT SCREECH?!

KALEY CUOCO SCORES GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION, FOR 1ST TIME EVER.

LEGENDARY ACTOR CICELY TYSON, IS BUSTIN' LOOSE FROM EARTH. "RUMORED" TO START- AS ARCHANGEL, IN HEAVEN.

GAMESTOP-THE NEXT BIG SHORT? A SMART MSNBC BABE EXPLAINS.

REAL NEWS: CAN THE LITTLE GUYS SAVE GAMESTOP, WHILE HURTING BIG BASTARD HEDGE FUNDS?

MAYBE THE SO-CALLED MAGAts- GAVE DAVE CHAPPELLE COVID.

MICROSOFT REVERSED INSANE PRICE HIKE-ON X-BOX LIVE-DUE TO BACKLASH.

SUCK IT, J. LO! HERE'S U @ DA JOE BIDEN INAUGURAL. TALK TO US,YOU ARROGANT ASS-IF DON'T WANT A "PUBLIC" CLIP USED.

FORMER CNN TALKER KINGPIN, LARRY KING- TAKES A MORNING SLOT IN HEAVEN.

WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BANKED (W/ INTEREST,) X-BOX LIVE SCREWS PLAYERS W/- TOO HIGH SCUMBAG PRICES!

TWO HIT RAP WONDER SOULJA BOY, GOT ME TOO-ED.

WHAT PATRICK STEWART WANTS FOR PICARD, YEAR 2.

LADY GAGA KILLS GOLDEN GOOSE AND SINGS WELL, FOR NEW PRES. JOE BIDEN.

"ANNIE" HATHAWAY IS SO FOLKSY, OFF STAGE.

REAL NEWS: NEW PRES. BIDEN, FINALLY GETS SHOT AT RUNNING THE WHITE HOUSE.

MUSICALLY TALENTED MURDERER, PHIL SPECTOR- MAYBE ON THE ROAD TO HELL TODAY.

MUSICIAN DR. DRE, IN ICU -OVER BRAIN CLOTTING ISSUES.

MICHAEL KEATON RETURNS AS THE MAIN BATMAN, IN NEW TRILOGY.

EX-BOND GIRL TANYA ROBERTS, BECOMES THAT 70s ANGEL AGAIN.

BIPOLAR LADY BOXER SUCCEEDS, W/ 2 WAYS HOME.