DO WILLOW AND JAYDEN SMITH, HAVE THEIR HEADS UP THEIR ASSES? YES!

PETTA BUYS A PLACE FAR FROM MILEY CYRUS.

GWEN PALTROW BLAMES CHEATING ON MEN ONLY.

JEALOUSY HATERS UNITE! WHAT ARROGANT SLUT SELENA GOMEZ- SAID ABOUT DATING THAT BIEBER GUY.

NOTE: Her stupid show tapes @ Hollywood Center Studios on Las Palmas in Hollywood, if you WANT to write tons of snail mail at her.

FIRST LOOK OF J. ANI IN COX'S COUGAR TOWN.

GOSSIP GIRL CATFIGHT.

TV'S BLOND SHANNON DOHERTY-KATHERINE HEIGL QUITS HER HIT SHOW.

PLAYER HATERS-
THAT A-HOLE GUY...THAT USED TO BE MARRIED TO EVA LONGORIA (THE FAKE ONE, ON THE SHOW.)

[NEW SEGMENT]
Alleged scumbag actor and Desperate Housewives B- actor, Ricardo Chavira, apparently attacked a customer whom he didn't even know, at video game store at City Walk. The customer was leaving the store, as the thespian thought he was being recognized again. But, the man silently walk past the pretty boy, one time Monk villain.

The ass replied to the non-existent slight- by saying, "Well it it isn't the tooth fairy." The man didn't reply to the statement,except to angrily star back- in the ugly face of simulated, televised evil. Then,the man looked down in sad disgust, at Chavira's daughter, to whom he was teaching institutionalized homophobia.

The man relieved that, while no macho man, was NOT GAY! He didn't even know, who Carlos Solis was? He admitted, like most real men "stopped watching the show regularly after the first" landmark season of middle aged, sex fest soap.