PAGE 6 TV LOSES ITS LIBERAL HOST.

SATAN'S BRIGHTEST RETURNED HOME.FOX NEWS NETWORK CREATOR- ROGER AILES FINALLY DEAD.

FAUX NEWS LIES SO BAD,EVEN LILO COULD WIN SUIT EASILY.

FAUX NEWS ANCHOR STACY DASH TRASHES KANYE WEST (LIKE ITS STILL NEW OR SOMETHING.)

GLENN BECK IS WORRIED OVER SARAH PALIN'S SUCCESS AT FOX NEWS.

Beck is "concerned" that FNC heads- so love Sarah's slutty,yet wholesome attributes that are driving ratings, but she won't consent to being on with Beck. The network is hot to give her own show and Beck's time slot was mentioned in passing.

"Sarah is the new flavor of the month at Fox. All the bosses love her. She's an
incredibly strong woman who finds a way of getting what she wants," Beck's insider
reiterated. "Glenn has convinced himself that it's his 5 p.m. slot that Sarah
has her eye on."

Beck has decided to face-off with Palin, in an Anne Boleyn Vs. King Henry VIII scenario, "Glenn thinks of himself as the King and isn't going to be replaced by a Queen without a fight."

Beck forgets that Sarah "is solely as an analyst," though a ratings "powerhouse" by
"appearing on (other) shows hosted by other Fox anchors".