IS SCOTT PILGRIM FINISHED?

SEE A GROWN DAKOTA FANNING, BY A NEW MOON

CAN SENSITIVE WIMP MICHEAL CERA, BE A BIG SCREEN GILLIGAN?

The creator of the popular, idiotic, sitcom that refuses to die-
Sherwood Schwartz,plus his son Lloyd Schwartz have inked deal to
make a silver screen version of Gilligan’s Island.

"I loved Gilligan’s Island as a kid, and am not against the idea of a re-imagining of the series… But it seems to me that LOST is our generation’s version
of the 1960’s television series, and anything closer to the source material would
just be too silly (somewhat like John Goodman's Flintstones movie.)

Schwartz warned the audience of his plan- at the Beverly Hills induction ceremony of
Television Academy’s Hall of Fame. He proclaimed to TV
Guide "that he wants Michael Cera to play Gilligan and Beyonce Knowles
to play Ginger."

CLOONEY FUMBLES AND CHUCK HESTON IS WITH GOD NOW.

OSCAR DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE NIGHT: BUTCH TILDA SWINTON WINS OVER FAVE RUBY DEE.

TRAVOLTA FIGHTS BACK AGAINST ANTI-SCIENTOLOGISTS.