IS BREAKING IN,THE BLACK WOMAN'S PANIC ROOM?

KOBE BRYANT LOVES ANOTHER'S MOM!

THE REAL CAPTAIN KIRK WANTS A SHOW OR CAMEO AT THE CW,NOW! HE WANTS "WORK" WITH SUPERNATURAL'S MISHA COLLINS.

ALL THESE POP TART BITCHES HAVE HAD IT MILEY, C.

CHARLIE HUNNAM'S WIFE- FORCED HIM OFF 50 SHADES OF GREY.

LILO BOXING WITH HER MOM NOW.ABOUT TIME.

HOTLY IGNORANT LIAR, JENNY MCCARTHY RATTLES ON ABOUT FITNESS WITHOUT INJECTIONS OR SOMETHING.

AMY WINEHOUSE MAY JOIN TUPPAC- IN RELEASING SONGS AFTER DEATH.

JENNY MCCARTHY GIVES ANOTHER REASON TO FELL SORRY FOR HER (AFTER MISGUIDED VACCINATIONS REASONS.)

JULIE BENZ'S NEW JOB- SUPERMOM!

IS LILO RUNNING THE PRISON BEHIND THE WARDEN'S BACK

SUPER SEXY PRICE IS RIGHT MODEL'S FRIEND, APPEARS TO BE BIGOTED AGAINST LILO AND RYAN SEACREST.

LAURENCE FISHBURNE'S BEAUTIFUL NEBULA, WILL BE A MILF ON GOSSIP GIRL
-CW ATTEMPTS TO BREAK RACIST CHARGES FOR CANCELING LAST BLACK-COM ON THE NET (EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS)
From TV Guide.com:

Gina Torres will appear on Gossip Girl this fall as Vanessa's mom, TVGuide.com has learned exclusively.

Gabriela Abrams, mother to home-schooled vid-kid Vanessa, is described as being warm and outgoing, which will certainly be a change of pace for this show, not exactly known as the paragon of parental virtue. She is a free spirit, a former Brooklyn gal who lives "off the grid" in Vermont and has definite opinions about things, especially concerning her daughter. Ah, that's more like it.

Torres is best known for her roles on Alias and Firefly, though she also had a recent blink-and-you-miss-it cameo on Pushing Daisies as the wayward mom of Emerson's daughter. The actress is married to CSI's Laurence Fishburne.

Gabriela Abrams is currently scheduled to appear in two episodes, but she will recur on the series. Gossip Girl returns for its third season on Monday, Sept. 14 at 9/8c on the CW.

BLANKET CONCEIVED WITH MJ AT NEVER LAND,WITH A WOMAN!?

ICE COLD HEIDI KLUM DISCUSSES...HERSELF.

GRAY'S SANDRA OH, A REAL AMERICAN HERO!

She was shopping in a supermarket- while still wearing her scrubs from the set of TV's new #1 show. A baby began choking, inside the San Fernando store- when the ex-Arli$$ star heard this.

Fearlessly (and with her training from the medical consults on the show,) the fake doctor took the infant and started hitting his back hard repeatedly- while the baby was upside down. Then, the candy that was trying to kill the child, was expelled from its mouth. The mom thanked the actress, while the child cried and attempted to regain normal breathing.