TODAY,MARK WAHLBERG CELEBRATES HIS PATRIOT'S DAY!

"FROM NEW YORK...," WHERE A TALK SHOW HOST GETS DEATH THEATS, FROM A DEAD OSAMA BIN LADEN.IT'S "DA-VID LETTERMAN!"

TOM CRUISE SHOULD BASE A RELIGION AROUND HIS IDEAS-GEORGE CARLIN BACK HOME, TO ANNOY AND ENLIGHTEN HEAVEN'S RESIDENTS.