B. SPEARS HIRES DRIVER,FINALLY?

GIFTED MUSICIAN KANYE WEST BREAKS DOWNS OVER HIS MOM'S TRAGEDY

LILO IN JAIL KINDA, AND EVIL FISHERMAN TRYING TO KILL ECO-HERO
HAYDEN PANETTIERE.

BRITNEY SPEARS CONTINES TO F-UP IN COURT AND DENNIS QUAID GETS TWINS.

LILO AFTER AN ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING.

BORAT AT BORDERS, IN WEST L.A.

ANGIE AND BRAD WORK THE BEOWULF ENCOUNTER.

TUESDAY'S USUAL SUSPECTS: BRANGELINA AND STEVEN COLBERT

DENZEL AND RUSSELL RULE BOX OFFICE. STRIKE WATCH BEGINS.

OPRAH'S BEAUTY SHOP.

BRIT AND K-FED'S SPENDING HABITS: PRICELESS

LOVELY, HEROIC TV CHEERLEADER TRIES TO SAVES DOLPHINS.
-The regenerative sweetheart even paddle on a surfboard
to thwart Sylar based Fisherman.

Hayden Panettiere, got in a painful scene in Japan (modern era) to help some of God's creatures.

The fisherman were trying to drive a pod of blue dolphins into a cove and slaughter them. The barely legal star--then swam over to the dolphins on her surfboard, to save them. As she neared them, the fishing boat threatened to cut the NBC beauty and her fellow team mates to pieces, with the propeller on the boat. Then, the bastards for an instant tried to stab at them--with the boat hook.

After 10 minutes, Panettiere's crew gave up and went back to the beach. Apparently, the distraught Bring It On: 3 star--cried mercifully upon returning to shore.

"LILO" JACK STYLES FOR THE MEDIA, WHILE LEAVING HOT CLUB.

HILARY SWANK CUTS BABY DOLL LOCKS, IN FIGHT AGAINST CANCER

RADIO HOMEBOY RYAN SEACREST FINALLY GETS BRITNEY SPEARS TO ANSWER AMERICA.
-Admits doesn't know (or much care) about how often she sees her kids

OPRAH ON SELF FINANCED BAD TEACHING AND LARRY,THE CABLE GUY HAS A LITTLE BASTARD.

DIRECTOR MEL GIBSON AT THE ARC LIGHT THEATRE, ENJOYING AMERICAN GANGSTER.

OWEN WILSON 1ST PUBLIC EVENT, SINCE HIS SUICIDE.

IS PARIS HILTON ACTUALLY WORKING FOR A LIVING?
-Did Hugh Hefner give a good tip?

UNSUCCESSFUL WONDER WOMAN, JESSICA BIEL--PULLS A BRITNEY--AND ATTACK PAPS WITH AN UMBRELLA.

At a Santa Monica,CA yoga studio today--while proceeding to her vehicle, got upset at one of the photogs her near her. Biel screamed at him, "to not get close to her and to get a real job."

She then allegedly--tried to whack him with a umbrella, with a crazed look in her in eyes. Fortunately, Biel didn't display any weird, bald girl energy-the Lucky one gleamed from Star Trek 1.