J. LO + A ROD=ATTRACTIVE KIDS.

HALLE BERRY'S FRENCH DEADBEAT DAD AND NPH'S LEGEN...DARY OSCAR HOST SCORE.

LOVELY ELIZABETH PENA (OF DREAM ON AND THE INCREDIBLES' MIRAGE) IS IN HEAVEN NOW.

J.LO AND KIDS ALMOST KILLED IN CAR CRASH,DRIVEN BY EX-SCIENTOLGIST.

JIM CARREY WROTE- AN AWARD WINNING CHILDREN'S E-BOOK!

Versions for E-Reader Devices Feature Abundant Special Effects, Original Music, and Character Voices

From PR Newswire-

 

How Roland Rolls , the first book by actor/artist Jim Carrey, recent winner of the 2013 Gelett-Burgess Children's Book Award, is being released on December 17th as an enhanced e-book, according to John Raatz, project manager for Carrey's Some Kind of Garden Media, publisher of the e-version and the original hardcover.

"We've produced three versions," says Raatz. "The ones for iPad and Nook will include all of the enhancements. A third version for Kindle and other e-readers is a more straightforward edition."   The Apple-based version can also be read on iPads, iPhones and iPods, and on Apple computers equipped with their new iBook reader running on the recently released OS X Version 10.9 Mavericks operating system.
When Raatz says, "all of the enhancements," he's pointing to, perhaps, one of the most abundantly enhanced e-books for children yet produced. Carrey reads the book, voicing all of the characters and the majority of the sound effects. In addition, Carrey and his daughter, Jane, a singer-songwriter, perform four original, fully-produced songs that relate to the story and characters. There is also a variety of visual effects, movements and incidental characters (voiced by Carrey) that make the book a rollicking rich experience for readers aged four to eight, as well as "their grown-ups!" The songs are also available separately in the iTunes store now and soon through other e-tailers.
Carrey is just finishing work on his latest film, "Dumb and Dumber To," the long anticipated sequel to his iconic "Dumb and Dumber." On his occasional weekend shooting breaks, Carrey attended book signings for How Roland Rolls in New York City, Los Angeles, Atlanta and Toronto, delighting thousands of supportive fans with autographs and photos.
How Roland Rolls , distributed by Perseus Distribution, has received broadly positive reviews and audience acceptance. Carrey, who has appeared in 33 feature length films, is one of the most successful actors in Hollywood. 
For more information on How Roland Rolls , and to order the book, visit www.howrolandrolls.com.
 

SINGER ADELE TO ACT- IN A BOND LIKE MOVIE.

BUFFY KICKS DEMON WHOPPING COUGH, OUTTA HER HOUSE.

The new star of The Crazy Ones stated, “We owe it to our babies who can’t protect themselves to help keep them safe. That’s why I am passionate about joining March of Dimes and Sanofi Pasteur in the Sounds of Pertussis® Campaign to help raise awareness and educate people in close contact with infants about the importance of adult pertussis vaccination.”

The disease's clinical name, is Pertussis. It's a "highly contagious" malady, affecting kids as early as, 1-2 years old. The Ex-Scooby gang member decided- to inoculate herself and her two kids. She learned this info ,from the CDC. The nation is reporting the worst case of  the illness, in half a decade.

Gellar is requiring her friends,family and everyone to get vaccinated for the deadly bug.

LEADER OF THE PIPS SAID- BITCH SLAP PARIS JACKSON...

DENISE RICHARDS GIVES CHARLIE SHEEN, THE SILENT TREATMENT.

HAVE POWER COUPLE: WILL SMITH AND JADA WHATEVER BROKEN UP?!

SCIENTOLOGY BROKE-UP J.LO FROM MARC ANTHONY.

CHUCK SHEEN GETS HIS KIDS, FOR NOW.

DID GABRIELLE UNION AND A NBA STAR- MAKE OUT HEAVILY IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS??

BRAD AND ANGIE FINALLY GETTING MARRIED, FOR THE SAKE OF THE KIDS?

A DERMATOLOGIST, MAYBE THE BIO-FATHER OF MJ'S KIDS.

SPEARS CLIMBING BACK THE CHARTS- DECIDES TO CLIMB ALL OVER K-FED'S BACK.

Despite Spears showing the world: her vagina in public, doing public nervous breakdowns, being on drugs or drunk most of the time, and shining in
mental institution commitment (to the point- the state takes her kids away from her,) feels that K-Fed may not be the best influence on her kids.

"[My sons are] staring to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says
the F-word now sometimes," revealed Spears. "He doesn't get it
from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my
kids." So, the kids has no friends, or access to cable TV or the net where they could here these things freely?

Since regaining custody, while her father has been manging her career and affairs lately, Spears is more fixated on motherhood to Sean Preston, 3, and
Jayden James(2).

"I feel like an old person now," she says. "I do! I go to bed at,
like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything."

Since Spears lack of partying is boring to her fans, she's will still spend this
Thanksgiving in Europe to expand sales her first hit single in years (Womanizer) on I-Tunes.

Still, with Brit's tour of being the queen of misery nearly over, K-Fed's backers feel that Britney need to "look in the mirror dear," and realizes she still not the best person to raise children either yet.

RADIO HOMEBOY RYAN SEACREST FINALLY GETS BRITNEY SPEARS TO ANSWER AMERICA.
-Admits doesn't know (or much care) about how often she sees her kids