JOHN McCAIN "RESPECTFULLY" WANTS NOTHING TO DO W/ ELLEN'S MARRIAGE AND THE APPEAL OF WES SNIPES KEEPS HIM OUT OF JAIL, FOR NOW.

SNIPES TO START JAIL TIME IN EARLY JUNE AND MADDONA:FILMMAKER CONTINUES.

COOK BEATS THE FAVORITE, DAVE A. TO BECOME MILLION $ IDOL.

BRANGELI-NA GETS TWO-FISTED OVER POTENTIAL BABY NAMES
-She wants to name her offspring after characters, that oil-wrestled against Gabrielle and Aphrodite, in an episode of Xena:Warrior Princess.

The twins are due in August 19,2008 (Thanks, secret gossip warriors Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman) and plan for France to reap a financial windfall for having the babies there.

Jolie has apparently told friends that since she "is a Gemini, which means she is strong, passionate." So,she wants to name the babies after "the twins that make up
Gemini, Castor and Pollux (the brothers of Helen of Troy." Also, the names of the evil brothers in Face/Off.)

An angrily, unhappy Pitt spoke with his more manly friends. The "earthy" director Guy Ritchie and macho action God- Jason Statham. They all agree that naming children after "a British cuss word" is cruel and inhuman and "is doing everything in his power to dissuade his wife
from naming one of the twins after a set of testicles."

Brad fears the kid would be- mercilessly taunted in school and wants to provide some normalcy for his new sires, by giving them less weird name than "Zahara, Maddox and
Shiloh Pitt."

JESSICA ALBA MARRIES LUCKY S.O.B, CASH WARREN.

NARNIA UNDERWHELMS AT THE BOX OFFICE.

FOR ONLY THE SECOND TIME, A WOMAN WINS DANCING WITH THE STARS.

THIS IS A BABE CAST.

CAN A GIRL FINALLY WIN CORRUPT, DANCING...STARS?

THE FIRST IMAGES OF "JOSS WHEDON'S DOLLHOUSE."

A. SIMPSON MARRIED AND INDY'S PREMIERE.

ELLEN TO WED CRAPPY ACTRESS, PORTIA DE ROSSI.

THE CW'S BEVERLY HILLS GOSSIP PARTY.

IT'S INDY'S TIME AT CANNES.

MR. CAREY LEAVING "REG BEV WIL" AND SONY PICTURES.

ANNE HECHE'S LOSS OF SHOW- HELPS HER WITH HER CHILD SUPPORT (!?) PAYMENTS IN COURT.

NBC STARS-ON NEXT SEASON.

JACK BLACK KICKS IT IN CANNES

BRANGELINA TO HAVE, THREE SELF MADE KIDS- IN THEIR U.N. FAMILY OF LOVE.

DENNIS QUAID TELLS GREEDY, LEGAL,DRUG DEALERS TO GO STUFF IT-IN FRONT OF CONGRESS.

A PHOTO SHOOT FOR SAM WHO?

MTV'S NET SLUT

LOHAN AND PINK NEWS

A WHITE BOY ENTERS LATE NIGHT ARENA-NO WOMAN OR NEXT GEN ARSENIOS REQUIRED.