AMANDA SEYFRIED- I'M NOT A VILLAIN FROM GET SMART DAMNIT!

NPH CALLED FAMED SOAP ACTOR "A D-BAG!"

Eric Braeden, 69, the CBS soap actor "canceled a cameo appearance" on How I met Your Mother, causing Barney to awesomely refer to him as used condom.

"The actor, (Robin's dad), agreed to a cameo, then last night bailed,
saying the part wasn't 'substantial' enough," NPH said through his twitter account, "to more than 1 million followers. We've recast with Ray Wise, a
fantastic actor who makes any part 'substantial.' Super excited to
welcome him to the family!"

However Braeden stated, he left abruptly when he found out his part had been cut "just before the taping, which he deemed unreasonable as he is currently recovering
from hip surgery."

He was so exhausted from recovery that, "I was not about appear on a show for two lines, because that's what it amounted to." Braeden whent so far as to call the openly gay acTOR was being "overdramatic."

"His choice of words bothered me. It seems to me like a young
whippersnapper, having seen himself on a few covers, who's received a
few awards, is now suddenly suffering from the first signs of hubris,"
Braeden explained.

After Harris was briefed on Braeden's recent surgery, he maned up and apologized
via Twitter, to end the feud before futher escalatation.

"Now I feel bad for the D-bag comment. Don't know the guy personally,"
Harris typed. "I'm just fiercely protective of our show."

BRANGELI-NA GETS TWO-FISTED OVER POTENTIAL BABY NAMES
-She wants to name her offspring after characters, that oil-wrestled against Gabrielle and Aphrodite, in an episode of Xena:Warrior Princess.

The twins are due in August 19,2008 (Thanks, secret gossip warriors Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman) and plan for France to reap a financial windfall for having the babies there.

Jolie has apparently told friends that since she "is a Gemini, which means she is strong, passionate." So,she wants to name the babies after "the twins that make up
Gemini, Castor and Pollux (the brothers of Helen of Troy." Also, the names of the evil brothers in Face/Off.)

An angrily, unhappy Pitt spoke with his more manly friends. The "earthy" director Guy Ritchie and macho action God- Jason Statham. They all agree that naming children after "a British cuss word" is cruel and inhuman and "is doing everything in his power to dissuade his wife
from naming one of the twins after a set of testicles."

Brad fears the kid would be- mercilessly taunted in school and wants to provide some normalcy for his new sires, by giving them less weird name than "Zahara, Maddox and
Shiloh Pitt."