J.J. ABRAMS COMES CLEAN ON FRINGE.

THE ONION INVESTIGATES: WORLD OF WARCRAFT PLAYERS- PLAYING THEMSELVES IN GAME.

DID SHIA LABEOUF USE A GAY SLUR, WHILE NEW 99'S BOYFRIEND MAY HAVE EMBEZZLED FUNDS FROM A CHARITY?

CLINT EASTWOOD TELLS SPIKE LEE TO SHUT THE F___ UP, WHILE LINDSEY LOHAN GETS INSURED ON BABY MOVIE, AS PARIS HILTON MAYBE GETTING PREGNANT.

JESSICA SIMPSON TO JOIN OTHER LADY CELEBS, IN USING ALLEGED CHILD LABOR TO PRODUCE HIGH END FASHION LINE.

WILL SMITH HAS HIS HANCOCKED FOR THIS ONE.

OSCAR NOMINATED ROSIE PEREZ, RETURNS AS A DIRTY COP- TRADING BLOWS WITH A DRUG DEALING JAMES FRANCO- IN PINEAPPLE EXPRESS.

ANGELINA JOLIE IS STILL...WANTED.

WONDER WOMAN FINDS A REAL BODY, WHILE KUNG FU PANDA BITCH SLAPS THE ZOHAN.

JACK BLACK ON KUNG FU PANDA.

DID ANGIE HAVE THE TWINS? NO.

CLASSIC BIKINI TIME ON NEW CBS PROPERTY,SWING TOWN!

MORE PROOF- HULK HOGAN IS A BAD PARENT.

"WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME" (4 REAL) AND ED MCMAHON + SHARON STONE BANNED IN CHINA.

MTV MOVIE AWARD WINNERS.

DENISE RICHARDS ASKS FOR COMPLICA-TED FAVOR:TO VIEW CHUCK SHEEN'S WEDDING PHOTOS B4 THEY'RE PUBLISHED!

This is despite, personal claims from the E! star herself, that she is over the CBS comedy titan. Still, sources conclude she "seems pretty desperate for details about his wedding, which took place May 30 (2008) in L.A."

One source- who is friends with the White She Devil reveals, that "the former Mrs. Sheen personally phoned" OK! magazine's New York offices in order "to
track down an advance copy of this week’s issue", with Sheen’s wedding- the cover story.

The source describes, the Blue Bay elitist "was feverishly trying to get her hands on" an advanced copy. She apparently did a legalized photo shoots with them, both pre and post marriage with Sheen "and that is partially why she felt comfortable" calling them.

OK! refused comment and said only they still in the midst of printing next week's edition.The source finishes “She feels like she knows them and
can ask a favor, I guess.”

TONI COLLETTE TO STAR IN HOT SHOWTIME CHICK FLICK SERIES.
Production slated to start this summer

Source: Hollywood Reporter
Showtime has began work on a new show, "The United States of Tara." HBO's nemisis will produce 12 episodes of the single cameara comedy, from
Steven Spielberg's DreamWorks TV.

"Tara," features Toni Collette as a married, stay at home mother "with dissociative identity disorder. John Corbett co-stars as her husband." The pilot will be penned by Oscar winner Diablo Cody.

IS GINA GERSHON DISGUSTED- TO BE LINKED TO EX PRES. CLINTON (SEXUALLY?)

CONTROVERSIAL NEW SHOW ABOUT BEING A CALL GIRL.

BO DIDLEY TO PLAY HIS BIGGEST VENUE EVER...HEAVEN!