OSCAR STORIES: SAM L. JACKSON & DUSTIN HOFFMAN.EXCLUSIVE!

A Latino security guard, was impressed by an old joke, done by the Outbreak star. After finding, a lot of metal objects (a myriad of change and keys,) that charming thespian- began throwing his jacket on the table, in mock anger. Then, he begins to unzip his pants.The old security pro- begins to lose it, with laughter.The other guards applauded the Marathon Man, who reclaims his items and refastens his pants.

The guard was less impressed, with both Oscar host Seth McFarland and Samuel L. Jackson. He thought they dressed, "like hobos." He said Jackson was "dressed in a Gilligan hat" and a dirty blue track suit and had a "bad attitude" to boot.

JACK BLACK ON KUNG FU PANDA.