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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

THE ONION INVESTIGATES: WORLD OF WARCRAFT PLAYERS- PLAYING THEMSELVES IN GAME.
DID SHIA LABEOUF USE A GAY SLUR, WHILE NEW 99'S BOYFRIEND MAY HAVE EMBEZZLED FUNDS FROM A CHARITY?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

CLINT EASTWOOD TELLS SPIKE LEE TO SHUT THE F___ UP, WHILE LINDSEY LOHAN GETS INSURED ON BABY MOVIE, AS PARIS HILTON MAYBE GETTING PREGNANT.
JESSICA SIMPSON TO JOIN OTHER LADY CELEBS, IN USING ALLEGED CHILD LABOR TO PRODUCE HIGH END FASHION LINE.

Later.