SUPER-"NERD" GIRL TINY FEY, WINS EMMY IN LOWEST RATED AWARDS SHOW EVER!
-EXCEPT RICKY GERVAIS,BRITS "GO HOME WITH NOTHING."

SAVE THE AFRICAN KIDS WITH MISCHA BARTON.

21ST CENTURY MAN, KURTWOOD SMITH'S BEST WEEK YET

SEACREST "OWNS" JEFF PROSBT IN COMIC FIST-FIGHT.

LUDACRIS HONEY-DIPPING THE PLAYMATES.


NOTE-We apologize to Ludacris and his people for running the wrong headline with this video (due to time constraints with a major typo.)Who responded by pulling the video.

DE VITO IS GOING BACK 2 PHILLY.

ONION-IS DISNEY PLAYING GOD TO CREATE NEXT CHILD STAR?

RYAN O'NEAL AND HIS KID OUT ON BAIL.



FERGIE ROCKS FASHION

BURNING UP THE JONAS BROS.

90210-IN THE POOL.

LABEOUF HAS HIS EAGLE EYE ON MICHELLE MONAGHAM.

MEGAN FOX WENT BI-CURIOUS, BUT ALIENATED HER LESBIAN TARGET.

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," The Transformer star officially proclaimed. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes."

U.S. magazine stated that forever 22 thespian, about to marry the man that almost saved the awful sitcom Freddie and one time, third rate white rapper- Brian Austin Green, admits she attempted a failed romance with a sleazy, Russian stripped called Nikita. This was five years ago, after first arriving in Hollywood.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man,
sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the
Body Shop," Fox responded. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me
back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl,
a stripper named Nikita."

Fox said Nikita turned her on with "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith
ballads." Just like a man, she tried to buy the Russian stripper's love and time "with gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work." Fox only hounded Nikita briefly, before both returned their attention- to men and straightness.

"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde
is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare
hands," she said. "She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed
with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Lastly, the actress called Disney's position against Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens for forcing them to apologize for their sexy photo scandals appalling.

FACE-BREAKER KIM KARDASHIAN DRIVES AWAY...

BROOKE SHIELDS RE-SCHOOLS MARY TYLER MOORE IN LIPSTICK JUNGLE.

BRITNEY TO GET BACK INTO MUSICAL CIRCUS

SUPER JONAS BROS.!

JAMIE FOXX IS THE SOLOIST.

ANNE HATHAWAY TALKS ABOUT HER THIVING EX

DID LILO MISS HER GRANDPA'S FUNERAL??

KANYE WEST GOES TO AIRPORT JAIL, OVER PHOTOGRAPHER.