IRONICALLY, OBAMA'S FORMER AG'S NAME (NO RELATION) IS USED TO GET NIPSEY HUSSLE'S KILLER.

CELEBRITY Q AND A: RECENTLY ARRESTED SMALLVILLE STAR, ALISON MACK.

EXT.
PARKING GARAGE-UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD.
SUMMER 2004.


Data Hard: You look familiar.

Allison Mack: (embarrassed) Yeah, I'm an actress.

Hard: Which show?

Mack: Smallville.

Hard: That's a great show. What did you think of the one, where Pete Ross got Clark on the red Krypton rocks & used his X rays sight to ogle you in school?

Mack: (At first ,shock at the intricacy of the query.Then, smiles in pleased fashion).....You mean you ACTUALLY watch that show?!

SHIA LABEOUF'S AMERICAN ARREST.

ANOTHER REALTIY STAR RUNS AFOUL OF THE LAW.

BIEBER COULD GET A LOCKDOWN,FOR HIS PRIOR BEATDOWN.

TRIS PRYOR ARRESTED, FOR TRESPASSING.

DUMB ASS DIDDY- STRIKES AGAIN.50 CENT IS NOW HAPPY.

ALLEGED WESTWOOD PAVILION BIGOT- GEORGE LOPEZ ARRESTED, FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE,DURING BLACKJACK!

Alleged, bigoted Comedian George Lopez- was apparently arrested on February 27, near a Canadian Caesars casino.

The smug, middle aged, bastard was made ill by "Public Intoxication." He was acting like, a lush on the gaming floor.Sadly, he won’t be charged,for the families that saw him and must make decision to watch his "sainted" new FX sit-com.

It was the casino- that decide to have failed, talk-show host pinched,by the Hot Fuzz.

Lopez may have got stage fright or worry over his new TV show,which is more a business deal than a sit-com:to mass produce 200 shows in a  3 year period,than be funny or enlightening,like his last show. 

He failed to do a show at the place and is meant to be there, to do comedy tonight. Lopez has since been bonded out.

IS VIN DIESEL GOING TO BE, IN THE AVENGERS 2?

MATT FOX TO TAKE ON ALEX CROSS, AND ANY SLUT THAT GETS IN HIS WAY.

PRODUCERS TRYING TO BRING BACK LINDA HAMILTON FOR T5.

FORMER LOST STAR MATT FOX KNOCKS OUT HOT WOMAN IN CLEVELAND!?

THE DIRTY GIRL BEHIND BARS FOR A NIGHT

JASON STATHAM IS YOUR NEW MECHANIC.

COPS NAB JAMIE PRESSLY FOR ACTING TOO MUCH LIKE EARL'S JOY.

KANYE WEST GOES TO AIRPORT JAIL, OVER PHOTOGRAPHER.

HIT AND RUN VICTIM OF BRITNEY SPEARS TALKS-EXCLUSIVE!!

PARIS HILTON'S 1ST SUNDAY VISITORS BEHIND BARS- MAY HAVE JUMPED THE LINE, FROM OTHER NORMAL VISITING FAMILIES.

Paris Hilton's sister Nicky and former lover Stavros Niarchos may have "cut" in line to see the hysterical heiresses/party girl. She's housed at the mental ward at Twin Towers jail after her spectacularly, embarrassing, rearrest on federal TV on Friday.

Steve Whitmore, the L.A. County Sheriff spokesman denied the two won more special treatment. They came despite a crush of photographers, "filled out visitation forms, and spent a half-hour upstairs before leaving without talking to reporters." She could leave prison in 15 days assuming Paris claims "good behavior" within the ward's confines.

"We don't care about no Paris Hilton!," exclaimed an unknown mother. "We're here for our families." Another visitor & relative to this person followed with, "Why did they get to go up first, that's what I want to know?"

Nicky Hilton, Niarchos, Hilton's paramour Dave Katzenberg are the first to see the reality star who will have to finish her currently 23 night stint in the grey bar hotel, for destroying her probation agreement with her alcohol infused driving case & using a suspended license to drive.

Rumors persist that the Hilton's mom plan to take to task L.A. prosecutor Rocky Del Gado, as well as the Republican Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer buy suing the hell out of the city for selective prosecution for overly targeting celebs in this cases.