AGENT 99 AT THE MARRIED LONDON GALA.

DENNIS MILLER IS A HOMOPHOBIC A-HOLE (BUT LIBERALS ALREADY KNEW THAT.)

A POPCORN STORIES EXCLUSIVE!

Last year, at a showing of the smash hit American Gangster, (in the rich man's mecca- Santa Monica,CA) a man minding his own business- when he could clearly evil Republican turncoat: Dennis Miller, in the crowd. After the trailer for the miserable bomb, Jumper finished- the man commented verbally to himself, "I can't follow that one." This began with Miller and the crowd, a weird reaction to sci-fi film with people in his general area of the audience and caused them to laugh heartily.

After the grand Denzel Washington/Russel Crowe/Carla Cugino/Ridley Scott directed epic finished. The innocent man stood to join the audience in cheers of the artistic triumph. The scummy, uncompassionate Conservative breezed passed him and remarked
"We all know that you're gay!" and laughed his trademark ignorant geek chortle and left.

The man didn't even know the unfunny, "Wrong",Grizzly Adams looking comic, who career has virtually died since being cancelled from his former, liberal leaning,HBO talk fest and has failed in all TV gigs since then. The bigoted MC retreated back, to his obscure, conservative disinformation radio talk program.

MAX PAYNE AND CLARE-BEAR DISH, ON THE RITCHIE/MADONNA SPLIT

MRS. SMITH AND DIRTY HARRY WELCOME A CHANGELING INTO THE WORLD

W. FINDS PAYNE AT THE BOX OFFICE.

MARK WAHLBERG AND MILA KUNIS- ENJOY THE MAX PAYNE PREMIERE.

JAY Z IN CONCERT W/ PLANE CRASH SURVIVOR DJ AM

LIVE ON HOW I MET YOUR MAMA.

MADONNA TO DIVORCE NICE GUY RITCHIE.

ANGELINA JOLIE DOES ODO'S PEOPLE PROUD IN CHANGELING.

REESE WITHERSPOON ATTEMPTS COMEBACK IN CHRISTMAS X 4.

OUT OF SOMETHING BLUE, J. LO RETIES THE KNOT WITH MARC ANTHONY.

SEE WHAT BRAD AND THEIR KIDS GET EVERY DAY-ALL NATURAL BRAST MILK, FROM ANGELINA.

SPEARS IN A DOCU-DRAMA ABOUT HERSELF.

BILL MURRAY'S STAND ON GHOSTBUSTERS 3 AND BEYONCE B.S.

CLAIRE-BEAR'S OFFICIAL MOM, JESSALYN GILSIG....DISCUSS WHY HEROES WILL SUCK MUCH LESS (THIS SEASON.)

VICTORIA BECKHAM AND CALIFORNICATION NEWS

HALLE BERRY IS THE SEXIEST MOM AND RUSSELL CROWE NEWS.

TOMMY LEE JONES WANTS W. LA VA HOSPITAL UPGRADES IN THE 21ST.

One of our operatives, meet secretly with Men In Black II kingpin, near the veteran's medical center in Westwood.

He seemed concerned- that the the facility's infrastructure is sorely outdated. It's building technology hasn't been updated since the 40s. It's overall day-to-day tech, has only been updated since the late 70s, when the seminal hit series Wonder Woman (on a regular basis) last taped there.

The great actor was leaning toward- opening communications that could lead to a massive Hollywood based fundraiser, to help build modern buildings and get modern technology to help properly heal of our fighting men and woman. Jones may plan to do this after the current election, whomever is in the White House.

Jones felt that it was stupid that- in the greatest country in the world, our freedom fighters were making do with ancient tech and medical equipment. Plus, he would make a sizable financial contribution regardless, of any help from his Tinseltown friends.

SAM L. JACKSON JOINS BERNIE MAC AND ISAAC HAYES (IN THEIR LAST ROLES) IN...SOUL MEN!

SINGER MAXWELL GETS OFF HIS BUTT AND MAKES MUSIC AGAIN.

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 TO MOVE TO THEATRES
-Could it bomb like last summer's HSM:Get In the Picture reality show?