FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, SAW FAILS TO TOP BOX OFFICE. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 IS THE WINNER.

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL'S KAYCEE STROH

BRIT SINGER DIDO ON HER SAFE TRIP HOME.

ANNE HATHAWAY'S EX GETS JAIL TIME.

TRASHY BROOKE HOGAN'S ALLEGED MURDEROUS BROTHER IS RELEASED

BOND TALKS ROMANCE HITMAN/MAX PAYNE STAR OLGA KURYLENKO.

CHOCOLATE NEWS HOST PROVES AMERICA "CAN PUT BLACK PEOPLE ON TV!"

GWEN PALTROW TALKS TO PRESS, AFTER WORKING OUT HER STORY WITH MADGE.

AGENT SCULLY POPS OUT ANOTHER HUMAN UNIT AND ANNE HATHAWAY QUITS SMOKING.

AGENT 99 AT THE MARRIED LONDON GALA.

DENNIS MILLER IS A HOMOPHOBIC A-HOLE (BUT LIBERALS ALREADY KNEW THAT.)

A POPCORN STORIES EXCLUSIVE!

Last year, at a showing of the smash hit American Gangster, (in the rich man's mecca- Santa Monica,CA) a man minding his own business- when he could clearly evil Republican turncoat: Dennis Miller, in the crowd. After the trailer for the miserable bomb, Jumper finished- the man commented verbally to himself, "I can't follow that one." This began with Miller and the crowd, a weird reaction to sci-fi film with people in his general area of the audience and caused them to laugh heartily.

After the grand Denzel Washington/Russel Crowe/Carla Cugino/Ridley Scott directed epic finished. The innocent man stood to join the audience in cheers of the artistic triumph. The scummy, uncompassionate Conservative breezed passed him and remarked
"We all know that you're gay!" and laughed his trademark ignorant geek chortle and left.

The man didn't even know the unfunny, "Wrong",Grizzly Adams looking comic, who career has virtually died since being cancelled from his former, liberal leaning,HBO talk fest and has failed in all TV gigs since then. The bigoted MC retreated back, to his obscure, conservative disinformation radio talk program.

MAX PAYNE AND CLARE-BEAR DISH, ON THE RITCHIE/MADONNA SPLIT

MRS. SMITH AND DIRTY HARRY WELCOME A CHANGELING INTO THE WORLD

W. FINDS PAYNE AT THE BOX OFFICE.

MARK WAHLBERG AND MILA KUNIS- ENJOY THE MAX PAYNE PREMIERE.

JAY Z IN CONCERT W/ PLANE CRASH SURVIVOR DJ AM

LIVE ON HOW I MET YOUR MAMA.

MADONNA TO DIVORCE NICE GUY RITCHIE.

ANGELINA JOLIE DOES ODO'S PEOPLE PROUD IN CHANGELING.

REESE WITHERSPOON ATTEMPTS COMEBACK IN CHRISTMAS X 4.

OUT OF SOMETHING BLUE, J. LO RETIES THE KNOT WITH MARC ANTHONY.

SEE WHAT BRAD AND THEIR KIDS GET EVERY DAY-ALL NATURAL BRAST MILK, FROM ANGELINA.

SPEARS IN A DOCU-DRAMA ABOUT HERSELF.

BILL MURRAY'S STAND ON GHOSTBUSTERS 3 AND BEYONCE B.S.

CLAIRE-BEAR'S OFFICIAL MOM, JESSALYN GILSIG....DISCUSS WHY HEROES WILL SUCK MUCH LESS (THIS SEASON.)