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Wednesday, May 13, 2009


IS ANGIE JOLIE WOES W/ BRAD,BECOMING SALT IN THE WOUND.
-Action actress maybe self-mutilating again.

Is Angelina Jolie is "a complete mess!?," Unknown crew people said that,on the set of her current action opus-Salt. They claim that Mrs. Smith is "slowly breaking down" and "spending hours at a time alone in her trailer...and is barely eating."

The sources stated "She keeps forgetting her lines and she’s been shaking and staring into space. In fact, it’s been so bad that some crew members have suspected
she’s using drugs, although that’s out of the question."

Finally, they claim that- she is a real trooper when dealing with her hubby and children. At her trailer, she apparently been listening to Jessica Andrew's Who I Am continuously "and rarely sleeps."

As to the cutting, Jolie has been accused of self-harm before-with her last intended, Billy Bob Thorton. Producers have become concerned that, after her acting, Jolie might slice her prime assets (lips, face ,breasts ;etc.)

They suspect ex-lover and nemesis Jenni Aniston is somehow providing the potential Andrew's induced Karma? As Jolie, one night overplayed the song- while heard loud enough to be, angrily sobbing.

Monday, May 04, 2009


NBC'S APPARENTLY HATED CHIEF BEN SILVERMAN- PRIVATELY RENEWS CHUCK FOR NEXT SEASON.

The network exec sported a Fu Man Chu beard, as he reassured "insiders",fans and advertisers, particular Subway- that the pop-culture based spy-com will return for a full third season for 22 episodes.
The sandwich chain appeared so much- they might become a producer of the show, next year. Silverman also told these people in confidence that Old School Law & Order (currently Tony Andersen's era)and Medium will return, allegedly in case Jay Leno's prime-time talk show fails, as expected.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Tuesday, April 28, 2009




JESSICA BIEL'S NEW FILM GOES TO STRAIGHT TO DVD, DESPITE HER NUDITY.

The film is called Powder Blue and she plays unsurprisingly, a stripper in front her clientele: Ray Liotta, Kris Kristofferson, Forest Whitaker and
Lisa Kudrow. The producers are hoping for a debut on HBO or Showtime (like Red Rock West) and get an after-the-fact release, to get back into the theatres.
Even though, Biel hasn't fu$#@* up as bad as her contemporaries (e.g. Lilo,) she hasn't been seen on the big screen, since Adam Sandler's I now Pronounce you, Chuck and Larry two years ago.
DOM "BRADLEY" MONAGHAN TALKS ABOUT "...CARRYING HUGH JACKMAN."
SMALLVILLE FINALE NEWS.

Friday, April 24, 2009

LILO DEALS, AS ANGIE JOLIE KEEPS ON WORKING.
LENO IS FINE AFTER HEALTH SCARE-THE PRODUCERS OF SOUTHLAND,CONAN O'BRIEN AND DAVID LETTERMAN ARE "THRILLED."

Thursday, April 23, 2009












IS IT NOT TOO LATE FOR THIS-ALICIA SILVERSTONE AND DIRECTOR AMY HECKERLING TALK ABOUT DOING A SEQUEL TO CLUELESS (AFTER TV SHOW BASED ON FILM AND 13 YEARS LATER.)

Star Magazine claimed Silverstone and Amy Heckerling "were recently
overheard talking about the script for a sequel." No other details from them- can be ascertained about the project.
PAULA ABDUL AND SIMON COWELL SHARE ONE THING-MAKING FUN OF THE NEWBIE JUDGE'
S WEIGHT PROBLEM.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Later.